Jokes, jokes, jokes.

Absolutely original: Today, when we were working in the office, a MM bought a dress in the shopping mall. Originally around 800 yuan, there was a lot of discount because of the change of seasons. I bought it around 300 yuan, because it was cold today, and I was seen by a MM who basically hated our office. (sitting next to her) I'm chatting, chatting and saying that now everyone has money and knows how to enjoy it! After a while, the MM next to him went to fetch water to drink (the MM who bought clothes sat next to the water cooler) and asked, Did you buy that dress in XX shopping mall? Do you want more than 800 yuan? No, about 300 yuan after the discount. It's not that expensive MM next to me: How much discount? Buy clothes mm: 30% off. MM next to me: How much is it? The annoying MM began to speak: you count! How much is a 30% discount for more than 800 yuan? Won't it count? MM next to me: I just can't count. What happened? That's why I hate her. ) 30% off the annoying MM: 800 is exactly 0.3 times that of 800! Then I bought it for more than 200 yuan! MM next to me: I just can't count. What's the matter? I wish you would talk more. I didn't ask you. Really. No matter who is talking, he is always interrupting. I hate it when I see it We hate her because she always interrupts and likes to say one thing and do another. Who wants to talk to you! Damn it, MM: Who wants to talk to you? "Those who are not kind are really good people." "You bite Lv Dongbin!" . . . .