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On the Basic Japanese Course

"Yi" will go to a Japanese training institution for a trial lecture tomorrow, which will last for 20 minutes. Most of them are college students, so they should not have much Japanese foundation. How can I put it?

First of all, let me introduce myself from the simplest source! (You can publish your mobile phone number as appropriate)

After the topic can immediately arouse their interest!

In the first class, briefly introduce the general differences between Japanese and Chinese, such as Chinese characters \ pseudonyms, different pronunciations, different writing methods, escape in the sense and so on!

Then, we will talk about the fundamental difference between Japanese and Chinese expressions, such as the predicate is always at the end of the sentence.

It's been 19 minutes, and finally it's a Japanese closing speech = thank the audience and bow deeply!

Less than 5 minutes after class, your mobile phone is full of calls from beautiful women!

Try to speak Japanese.

First, introduce yourself in Japanese.

Then I asked you why you want to be a teacher. If you are not a fresh graduate, I will ask you why you left your job.

Then I asked about your Japanese grades.

However, it is said that when recruiting Japanese teachers, there will be written tests and trial lectures before the interview.

Mandatory questions adopted in Japan:

1. Why did you choose our company?

2. University graduation thesis topic

3. What are your interests?

How much do you know about our company?

If the previous answer is not good, there will be no subsequent questions.

If you are accepted, please tell me what position you plan to take in five years.

6. Did you add any extra-curricular courses besides studying in college?

7. How are your parents? Where do they live now? Will you go back to China (for your parents) in the future?

Please say what you really think, this question depends on your expression.

About the Japanese proficiency test.

Where do you live? Is XXX famous there?

Where is your hometown? Is XXX famous there?

Are you satisfied with XXX where our company is located? There is XXX here, do you know?

I have been to XXXX in China before, where I was.

The latest hot topic, preparing for the Olympic Games.

Our company doesn't want your meaning. Asking these questions means the interview is over.

1. What do you think of the Yasukuni Shrine? Q: Are you "anti-Japanese" or "traitorous"? Don't hit them back mercilessly. )

2. Your Japanese is really good. Have you passed the 1 level? Japanese companies don't want people with 1 level, which means your Japanese is too poor. )

I can't remember clearly. Anyway, giving you a humiliating question proves that they don't want you.

I hope you succeed.

Hello, I am a Japanese major, and I want to take the teacher qualification exam. I want to give a try, but the process of Japanese trial is not very clear. I want to consult.

1. written test: pedagogy and psychology. The examination of the education department is organized by the hospital, and the examination is unified in the whole province, and the time varies from place to place.

2. Putonghua: Take the test at the Putonghua test center (station) in the city or university. Registration is bimonthly in Tianjin, and the exam is once a month. There are exam opportunities every month in Beijing from May to August, and in other regions from March to June and from September to 65438+February (subject to the announcement of the local education bureau).

3. Trial lecture: also called lecture, test of educational and teaching ability.

The Ministry of Education designates its subordinate institutions-municipal and district education bureaus to organize trial lectures and issue teacher qualification certificates; The Municipal Education Bureau is responsible for the certification of trial lectures in senior high schools, and the District Education Bureau is responsible for the certification of trial lectures in junior high schools, primary schools and children.

Note: The written test results are universal in the whole province, and the validity period is 2-3 years (two consecutive test results are valid in some areas). Only after passing two written tests and reaching the second standard of Putonghua can you participate in the trial lecture.

If the written test, Putonghua and trial lecture are successfully passed, the Education Bureau will issue the corresponding teacher qualification certificate, which is universal throughout the country and has no restrictions.

That's all I know

How to try to speak Japanese to people who have no foundation?

I took several Japanese courses in middle school.

The teacher released Chage &；; Askar's

I immediately attracted everyone, and then took this as a starting point to teach you a pseudonym.

There are also words like Vatasi, Anata, Shayounara, love, men and women.

The landlord can follow suit.

Hello, I am a Japanese major, and I want to take the teacher qualification exam. I want to give a try, but the process of Japanese trial is not very clear. I hope I can understand.

Suppose this is the first class for students.

Introduce yourself first.

Because my surname is one of the most popular surnames, I asked the students if they knew the four most popular surnames in China and Japan.

China A: Zhang Wang Li Zhao, Japan A: Sato Suzuki Gao Qiao Tanaka said several celebrities and stars.

This kind of knowledge is called "bean knowledge", and I will introduce some "bean knowledge" to you in every class in the future.

Let's begin our formal study.

First, let's learn the pentatonic scale.

Linear vowel

(a)あ (i)い (u)う (e)え (o)お

アイウエオ

A little knowledge about the origin of hiragana and katakana.

Introduction to writing and pronunciation.

Then let's do oral practice (from slow to fast)

あえいいえああおううおああえいうえおあおあいうえお

Take turns picking up dragons.

Words and phrases (words are interspersed with gossip, such as saying I love you in Japanese, etc. ) )

ぁぉぃ (blue) [shape] ② Blue.

ぁぅ (Meet ぅぅ) [Since 5] ① Meet.

ぃぇ (Home) [Name] ② Home and house

ぁぃ (Love) [Name] ① Love

ぅぇ (I) [Name] ②⊙⊙

ぉぃ (nephew) [name] ⊙ nephew, nephew

ぇ〝 [Name] ① Painting and sketching

ぃぃぃぃ [shape] ① OK.

ェァ (air) [name] ① Air

Stomach (stomach)

Homework after class

Fake dictation of plain movies

Read the pseudonyms, words and phrases learned in this lesson again and again.

Reciting oral practice

Finally, I wish you success!

How to give a 40-minute trial lecture to Lu Japanese teacher?

Let's talk about the origin of Japanese, the composition of pseudonyms, namely Hiragana and Katakana, and their uses.

Then talk about the reading and writing of Japanese pseudonym paragraph A, and try to give some words for students to read and contact repeatedly.

Let's talk about the verdict. ........... is really hard to talk about.

On "Qi" in Japanese

It is important to interact with students.

These are students. It's okay

If it's a teacher, it's all faces I know, which is even worse.

Pseudonyms are boring to say. You can tell a short story about the origin of Japanese first to interest everyone.

You can also ask students what is the purpose of learning Japanese, and guide them to have the idea of continuing learning.

You can talk a lot in an hour. Reasonable arrangement.

It is better to prepare more content, because it is easy to speak too fast when you are nervous (this is personal experience)

Also, encourage students more. Many people will lose interest because they feel big because they can't pronounce correctly.

The first two lines of the pen name are not difficult.

Also, don't forget to emphasize that Japanese comes from Chinese. Oh, we Wang Xizhi's cursive script, and we Japanese won't recognize it.

Learning Japanese should also be patriotic. Just think of these landlords and cheer up.

Try to speak "Ba" Japanese.

It better be vivid.

For example, there are many words in Japanese that have completely different meanings from Chinese characters, such as gentleman and toilet paper. You can make up some jokes about these words to tell your classmates.

People who come to learn Japanese should like anime. You can tell them some words that often appear in animation, so that they will be interested.

If you have the experience of studying in Japan, you can tell them some interesting things.

On the first class of Japanese students from zero starting point in Nine.

It is to send a group of students to attend classes, investigate students' satisfaction after class, and then decide whether to keep you at work. In the first class, the proportion of knowledge need not be too large, which can mainly make students have the impulse to stay. Of course, students at school like to keep you. I don't know the size of your school. The school may have a separate foreman. This is uncertain. In short, the knowledge is well prepared, the content is attractive, and the teaching effect will naturally be good. I wish you success ~ ~ ~

How to try to speak Japanese