Chinese and foreign witty response stories

The following passage is a witty diplomatic story of the Prime Minister, which should be helpful to you.

Foreign reporter asked Zhou; Premier Ryan: "In your China, it is obvious that people take the road. Why is it called' road'?" Without thinking, Premier Zhou replied, "We are taking the Marxist road, which is called the road for short."

The reporter's original intention is to compare China people to cattle and horses, and walk like cows. If you really answer him from the source of the name "Lu", even if it is correct, it is meaningless. Premier Zhou interpreted the word "horse" as Marxism, which was probably unexpected by this reporter.

When the American delegation visited China, an official once said in front of Premier Zhou: "China people like to walk with their heads down, while we Americans always walk with our heads held high." When this language came out, it surprised everyone. Premier Zhou took his time and said with a smile, "This is not surprising. Because we in China like to go uphill, and you Americans like to go downhill. "

-The words of American officials obviously contain a great insult to the people of China. The China staff present were very angry, but due to the diplomatic situation, it was difficult to strongly reprimand the other side for its rudeness. If you submit to humiliation and humiliate the other side, what national prestige is there? Premier Zhou's answer taught Americans what it means to be both rigid and flexible, and ultimately it was the Americans themselves who were embarrassed and embarrassed.

An American journalist happened to see an American Parker pen on Premier Zhou's desk during an interview. The reporter asked in a somewhat ironic tone: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you China people use our pens made in the United States?" Premier Zhou said humorously: "This pen is a long story. This is an anti-American souvenir from a North Korean friend. I don't accept rewards, so I refuse. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country. " Hearing this, the American reporter suddenly became speechless.

-What do you mean, shooting yourself in the foot? This is a typical case. The reporter's original intention was to dig at Premier Zhou: Why can't you China people even produce better pens and import them from our United States? As a result, Premier Zhou said it was a trophy of the Korean battlefield, which made the reporter lose face. Also, there is no way to compare with Premier Zhou.

4. A western reporter said, "How much money does the People's Bank of China have?" Zhou; Ryan said gently, "What about the monetary funds of the People's Bank of China? And 18 yuan 8 cents and 8 minutes. " Seeing that everyone was puzzled, he explained: "The People's Bank of China issued 10 kinds of primary and secondary RMB, with denominations of 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, L yuan, 5 cents, 2 cents, and 1 minute, totaling 18 yuan. ...

-Premier Zhou held a press conference to introduce China's achievements in construction. There are two possibilities for this reporter to ask such a question. One is to laugh at China's poverty, poor strength and empty treasury; One is to spy on China's economic intelligence. Premier Zhou also showed a witty and humorous manner in high-level diplomatic occasions, which left a deep impression on people. How can such a question be prepared in advance? How to do without eloquence and quick thinking?

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