Looking for a humorous joke, whatever, hey hey, as long as it's funny.

Two jellyfish collided at the seaside. Jellyfish A: "What the hell! You can't swim with your eyes! Jellyfish B: What are eyes? Jellyfish A: I don't know. Last time I met someone, he called me that. Jellyfish B: Oh! That's right! In primary school science class, the teacher told us that knocking on the knee would lead to knee jump. When I got home, I took a hammer and hit it on my dad's knee. And my dad stood up and kicked me. It turns out that the teacher is right! If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to tell me that I am innocent. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter. When brothers Grimm wrote Snow White, they were prescient and named the person who saved Snow White and lived happily with her "Prince Charming". And now the female compatriots all want to find the prince charming in their minds, so why pinch it? Because the pinyin abbreviation of Prince Charming is-BMW, or Z series. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted, "honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go!" " Hearing this, the man jumped with a whoosh. The policeman said, "You really shouldn't threaten him like this! "Shit and urine are good brothers. One day, I was killed by a car when I was crossing the street. The urine said, I miss shit so much ... First think of a number in your mind, multiply it by two, add five, then subtract the number you originally thought, multiply it by eight, subtract five, and then close your eyes and you can't see anything, right? A man fell down while walking. He stood up and walked on, and fell down again. So he said; If I had known, I wouldn't have got up just now. The drizzle on the river gave me goose bumps. Which anime characters are the most involved? Answer: the mermaid (because she won't cheat) said to Xiao B: Dig ... it's raining outside! ! Do you see it? Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I see you. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf smiled and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.