Any cold jokes?

Write an article about love.

Requirements: 1, concise language and refined words.

This story must end in tragedy.

3, unlimited words

Text: Will you marry me?

"roll"

2. Four people are playing mahjong. Suddenly, there was a fire, but they were too absorbed to notice. At this moment, the firemen arrived and shouted, "How many people are there?" At this time, I happened to be playing cards alone: "Forty thousand!" "The fireman asked," how many people died? "At this moment, another man played cards:" Twenty thousand! " The fireman got a fright and asked at once, "Where are the rest? "Crash, and then there was a scream:" It's burnt! " "

When I used to live in a bungalow, there was only a fence between my house and my neighbor. One day, I found my dog dragging something with its mouth under the fence. I was afraid it couldn't find something clean to eat, so I went to have a look. To my surprise, my dog is pulling a rabbit hard. I can tell at a glance from the sign hanging around the rabbit's neck that it is a pet kept by the little girl next door. The first thing the little girl does when she comes back from school every day is to run to the rabbit cage and let it out to play.

"This is trouble!" I thought hard and blamed myself for not tying the dog well. But fortunately, the little girl hasn't finished school yet, and I can react quickly enough. I had a good idea at once: I managed to get the dirty rabbit out of the dog's mouth. Obviously, it died after a struggle. "Poor rabbit!" While sighing, I called a basin of water, washed the rabbit with shampoo, combed my hair neatly with a comb and dried it with a hair dryer. Then, I climbed over the fence, slipped into the neighbor's yard, put the dead rabbit back in the cage, and tried to make it look like a natural death.

Soon, the little girl was picked up by her father from school. I hid in the room and watched her movement through the curtains: she looked as usual, but seemed a little worried, and slowly walked to the cage: "Dad-Dad!" " She suddenly cried out. "It's time." I hurried out of the house and came to the yard, asking with concern what had happened: through the fence, I saw my father and daughter staring at the cage. Hearing my question, the little girl's father turned to look at me, then pointed to the cage and said, "Who do you think would do such a thing?" I actually dug my daughter's rabbit that died yesterday out of its grave and washed it! "

4. A vampire bat came back with blood all over his face. The other bats said enviously, where have you been? Sucked so much blood? The bat raised his eyes: Well, do you see the tree in front? The bat said, I see it. "But I didn't see ..." Cold!

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