Quiet words~~~~~~ urgently needed!

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out

The narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic

A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "there are It's so painful that I can't express it")

There is also a homophonic idiom. He added elements of homophony to the previous one, which is intense. For example:

Nephew lights lanterns - still (uncle)

Confucius moves house - all loses (books)

Burns flagpole - long charcoal ( Sigh, that is, enjoyment)

The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.

The following are some commonly used sayings:

A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering

A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason

Bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for cheap money

When the money comes to the bachelor: there is no turning back

A blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows

Two feet Monk: confused

Li Yilian: shameless

The muddy guy opens the door: Live your own life

Stealing the chicken fails: losing the rice , that is, not only did not take advantage, but suffered losses

Throwing bombs in the pit: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The prince of hell marries a daughter: a ghost

< p>The following is a common idiom in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear

Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble

Wife Danzhe: Yin Gong, that is pitiful

Husband fanning: desolate (wife is cold), that is pitiful

One-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance

Winter money cured duck: get a taste

Overnight fried ghost: no fire

Sweet potato fell into the stove: the braised

Wet water olive kernel: both ends Chirp

Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff

Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out

White Eel on the Beach: If He Dies, he will be scattered all over, and he will die.

Burn the flagpole: there is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music: take care of yourself

Guitar without string (wet water cotton): no gain The bomb means impeccable

African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are annoying

The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (smell) smell

The bow ruler: crossing the water

Alan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work

One centimeter of pork: everyone has a share

Jiandui at the end of the year: everyone has what I have

Laoju buried at the end of the year: arithmetic

The Great Khan of Mongolia - Kublai Khan: was beaten until the buttocks bloomed ( suddenly = buttocks; Fierce = cracking)

Swallow gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (gold = money for buying vegetables; Song Dynasty = food = food)

Xiehouyu: put down the burden and chat - Xiehouyu

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After that, people will often be able to Smile from the bottom of your heart. If a joke makes you laugh, then a comment will make you curl up the corners of your mouth and secretly exclaim. I hope that readers of "Joke Humor-" can laugh at various levels and in all directions.

Easy

Hang a handful of grass on an ox's horn---it's effortless to carry it with you

Fire lamp grass---it will burn once you touch it

Sandy land The radish in the bag --- comes as soon as possible

Pick up money on the bedside --- no need to bend down

Two children lift a wild pheasant feather --- can't hold it down< /p>

A bald man becomes a monk - no formalities required

A meat seller cuts tofu - no problem

A hunchback bows - it is not difficult to get started< /p>

The lice on the monk's head---easy to catch

The licorice in the drugstore---you can catch it as soon as you can

Follow the trend---it takes no effort

< p>Crane lifts chicken feathers---effortlessly

Earthworms eat dirt---just open your mouth

Yamen money, launch the boat---come easily

< p>Snot dripping into the mouth---follow the trend

The general pillar in the mill---you can always touch it

Save the difference and cost

One A slap cannot make a sound---a single hand cannot sing

A flea cannot hold up a quilt---it is difficult to support it alone

One up and one gets one---an only child

Eat noodles with one chopstick---picky eyes

Buy eleven for one penny---not worth a penny

A piece of wet firewood---light the fire again It can't be burned

A bowl of rice cakes---how many can there be?

A basin of snails---no head

A basket of eggs rolling Downhill---none of them are good

Cooking gruel on the 30th night---not the way to celebrate the New Year

Three people and two beards---scarce

< p>The big-headed cat bows---the tiger bows

Fishing on the plane---a far cry from it

The furniture of a small furnace maker---junk metal

Mushrooms on the mountain---single root

Rain in June---many times

Tianguan’s clothes---Mabrizi

Scholars drive cattle---take your time

Post couplets at the waterway entrance---the door is not high

Cows tread on the mud road---the more they tread, the worse

The Lightning God has a runny nose---the bigger it is, the sloppier it is

The fishing net---is riddled with holes

Submit the paper as soon as the question comes up---early draft (bad)

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There are maggots in the winter melon---it rots out of the belly

No one listens to what you say, no one believes what you say---the polished commander

The old cow pulls the broken cart- --Slowly

The old wolf does business---no good goods

The old woman drinks soy milk---it sucks (thin)

Watermelon rind Palm---not a serious material

After dinner and on the way---it gets darker and darker as we go

A vertical house on the beach---the foundation is too poor

Make tea with cold water---take your time

A grenade without a fuse---a piece of scrap metal

The stuff in a tofu shop---vulnerable

Tofu crumbs on board---not a good product

Rubbing sesame oil on the butt---not worth the smell

Paper patching the crotch---the more it is patched, the worse it gets

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The clay figurines cannot withstand the rain---the nature is too poor

Toilet board as an ancestral sign---not serious material

To sharpen one's skills in battle---not only unhappy

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Serving water in straw hats---scattered and dripping

Chopping firewood to sell, buying firewood to burn---doing the wrong thing

Boils on the tails of mice-- -The bleeding (breathing) is not much

Embroidery on linen---the foundation is too poor

Ma Liushu Jie board---not serious material

Earthworm transformation Jiao---Longitudinal change is not high

Tailor's foot-wrapping cloth---not a serious material

Snail race---take your time

Wall The calendar on the screen --- getting fewer and fewer every day

Choose melons in the basket --- the more you choose, the worse

The lazy woman delivers the baby --- take your time

< p>Yuanxiao boiled in ink---a pitch-black mess

The beard of the silver carp---few strands

The hemp leaves beaten by frost---wilted

Angry

Three nostrils---excessive breath like yours

Wearing a leather jacket backwards in June---getting angry inside and outside

The bastard gets into the fire bed---continuously holding his breath and getting angry

Gunpowder hits a match---so much anger

Hit the jar---hold your breath

Three of the four nostrils are rotten---one is left to vent.

Fermented flour---puffy

The old duck wants to sing---his throat is not up to par

The mouse fell into the noodle vat ---glare eyes

Bought a can and took a shot---don't mention it

Zhang Fei threaded the needle---big eyes and small eyes

Shoulders Put a drying cage on top---brain (annoyed) fire

Cuddle the chicken woman and wink---roll her eyes

Meng Liang throws the gourd---fire

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The barber said angry words---I was willing to give up a few heads

The face was smeared with oar paste---tightened

Squirted in front of the incense burner-- - Make a splash

Borrowing rice and returning chaff---bloating and bloating

It doesn’t hurt when hit by pig urine---somewhat bloating

Sifter Cover the pot---there are many vents

The whistle light is leaking---the gas is coming out without making a sound

The fortune teller talks in anger---I would give up my life to not do it

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Break the paper lanterns---everyone has fire in their eyes

The blind man boils sugar---the old (annoyed) man gets angry

The toad puts the foot of the bed--- Feeling very angry

The toad got on the steamer---he was bloated

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth---hated the monkey

Failed

< p>One careless move---all is lost

Thousands of years of Taoism---ended by a stick

The wooden man threw himself into the river---unsinkable (achieved)< /p>

Confucius’ baggage---all books (lose)

Confucius’ luggage---all books (lose)

Mao Ba’s younger brother ---Mao Jiu (risking to save)

Building a chimney with stones---will not succeed

Grandma is dead---Uncle Mu (cannot be saved)

< p>The crenellations on the stage---Putrajaya (failed)

Bamboo blossoms---failed

The scholar's room---all books (lost)

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Hold your head to chase the mouse---the mouse ran away

The possessions in the library---all books (lose)

The bear was beaten---it was bad.

The nephew wears a filial piety hat---the dead uncle (loses)

The soap bubble---breaks itself

The pretty eldest sister’s oily hair---combs (Losing) and winning everything

The train in Tangshan---losing coal (bad luck)

The mouse chewing the cat's nose---hoping for death and not waiting until dawn

< p>Yellow mud fell in the crotch---either shit (death) or shit (death)

The thief ran into the study---it was all books (lose)

The robber goes to court---loses every time

The robber enters the school---all he encounters are books (lose)

The lame man is about to go to the battlefield---either dead or alive< /p>

Buy paper at Xinhua Bookstore---Wrap books (lose)

The mantis blocks the car and tries to be domineering---there will be no good end

Cannot use it

< p>Punching at the corner of the door---I can't open my arms

The big horse is tied to the door frame---there is nowhere to use the strength

The big horse falls into the well---it is powerful There is nowhere to use it

The big flower basket is used to carry water---it is not strong enough to lift it

There is a boat on the shore---it cannot hold it up

Buffalo eats live crabs ---I have nowhere to go if I have strength

Writing with my left hand---It's particularly awkward

Buffalo chasing a rabbit---I have nowhere to go if I have strength

Pole a boat in the gutter- --can't be used

An umbrella without a frame---can't support it

Flying a kite under the bed--no matter how high it is, it's limited

Practice martial arts under the bed- --Can't do it

Fighting in the chicken coop---Small stance

Taking a bath in a chamber pot---Can't plop

Flying a kite in the woods- --Tangled

The kite in the house---can't fly high

My legs are stuck in the same trouser leg---can't kick open

Monkey punching ---Small stand type

Use the hammer in the pot---don't use force

Scavenging

Tadpoles turn into toads---take off the tail

The arrow is on the string---it has to be fired

The lame duck crosses the river---single row

Rolling pin to roll meat--

-Not bones

Hung a pounded cow on the wall---cannot be plowed

Looking in front of the mirror---you are you

Crabs eating sorghum---Shun Climb up with the stalk

The crab enters the mountain gate---Jia Shen

Mu Guiying enters the battle---a member of the female generals

Putting a pole on his forehead-- -Tiaotiao

Seek truth from facts

Somersaulting in the clouds for a long time---it will eventually land

Flying a kite under the bed---it cannot fly high

Rise a tower under the bed---the height is limited

The crosshair on the scale beam---you can tell the difference

Mazi came to the stage to speak---the opinions of the people

Five pieces of jacket---Ten pieces (practical)

Prescribe what kind of disease---prescribe the right medicine

Close the open knife shop---genuine goods at a reasonable price

Cheng An ax that bites gold---just these two moments

The tofu fell into the ashes---it can't be cleaned

Took the monkey to somersault---tested the skills on the spot< /p>

Boxing under the table---how to be a master

The tailor's ruler---tailoring clothes

No distinction between right and wrong

Seeing a beard It's just grandpa---can't tell the truth from the false

What the father-in-law says is right, and what the mother-in-law says is right---it's hard to tell the difference

Milk mixed with ink---confuse black and white

< p>Fighting on the stage---I don’t know whether it’s true or false

Two mutes quarreling---I don’t know who is right and who is wrong

Fish in the river---it’s hard to tell the difference between big and small

Fried eggplant and courgette---indiscriminately

Dogs eat pig shit---without distinction between good and bad

Buying cows from across the mountain---not knowing what is right or wrong

A blind man reads a book---unclear views

Loss

Kill a fly with one shot---not enough gunpowder money

Chiang Kai-shek of the Three Kingdoms---mistake< /p>

Go to the toilet and eat melon seeds---the less you put in, the more you get out

Burning a fur coat for a louse---not worth it

Drying soybeans on the tiles-- -Running nine times out of ten

The turtle eats barley---wasting food

Soochow recruits a bride---you only suffer once

The meat bun beats the dog-- - There is no return

Caught the sesame seeds, lost the watermelon---a small loss made a big loss

The price of tofu turned into meat---cannot be transformed

Take the lime road---a trip in vain

Niu Niu enters the sea---there will be no return

Saute leeks and green onions---a trip in vain

Zhou Lang A clever plan to bring peace to the world - lose your wife and lose your troops

River gizzards at the risk of your life - not worth it

Dig out the flesh to mend the sore - it won't heal

Burn a fire stick and hit the donkey---half of it is left

The mouse got into the bookcase---eat (eclipse) the book

Stealing the chicken failed but lost the rice-- -Can't transform

Take off your clothes and warm yourself by the fire---Do the wrong thing

Monkey pulls the peaches---Take one, throw one away

Monkey looks at the orchard-- -The more you read, the less you see

A blind man lighting a lantern - a waste of wax

Breaking pots to make tiles - not cost-effective

A mouse hole - filling it Dissatisfaction

Greedy

Eating twelve buns in one mouth - such a big appetite

Swallowing three steamed buns in one mouth - too much to eat

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The big cart pulls the pancakes---there are too many stalls

The little bald man takes off his hat---Tou Ming (picture title)

The child cries daddy- --I want an integer

I want it even after I see the shroud---Greedy

I want to be an official if I have enough food and clothing, but I want to be an emperor when I get it---I am greedy

< p>Having one blessing, I miss two blessings, but having meat is too much to eat - insatiable

A miser picks up money every day but it is too little - not satisfied

Sitting on a chair Call for help---Enjoy happiness

The doctor opens a coffin shop---Demand for money

Jump into the well holding the ingot---Sacrifice your life rather than your wealth

Sell Pancakes talk in sleep---there are too many stalls

Dogs eat cow dung---there are too many pictures

Greedy ghosts go to banquet---they are not full

Anti-monkeys climb cherry trees---Rough people eat fine food

Dung beetles enter the badger's den--- drill through the door

Sharpen their heads--- drill in

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Hungry

The Han ate a few melon seeds---it was so unsatisfying

The Yellow River looked like a thread---how big a heart

The eyes were on the forehead---so high

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A cat rests on a fish head---if it doesn't eat, it will be beaten twice

Dreaming about being an emperor---a big heart

To look forward to Shu---insatiably greedy

< p>Greedy ghosts grab raw meat---can chew more than they can chew

Sleep in a coffin and stretch out their hands---demand money

Special, outstanding

Crowd The bald man inside---the head is conspicuous

Wear a vest on top of the mandarin jacket---one set on the other side

The olive in the early years--will rot first

The white crane stands among the chickens---stands out

The elephant among the sheep---stands out

An elephant among the rabbits---a giant

Bright sky star---conspicuous

Broken gloves---the tip is exposed

The table cover is on the back of the cow---the tip is exposed

On the skull Long head and horns---outlier than others

A blind man smokes---touches the lamp (modern)

Picky and causes trouble

Eats lotus root with one chopstick---Specialized Picky eyes

Leap up the wall---jump high

June's fan---love the wind

Six fingers scratching the head--- There are all kinds of mistakes in front of you

Pervasive---specialized in exploiting loopholes

Carpenter's saw---lots of sharp points

Trains are colliding---derailing (ghost) )

Walk from Dongyue Temple to Chenghuang Temple---Haunted ghosts in Hengshun City

Crazy monkey---jumping up and down

Celebrate the death of my father ---The disaster is over

A rice sieve blocks the door---There are too many eyes

Killing a chicken with a bull's knife---Making a fuss out of a molehill

No rules Distance---Not a square circle

Looking for bones in tofu---Deliberately picky

Drilling holes in chickens---Drilling eggs

Killing chickens with a bull's knife-- -Making a fuss out of a molehill

Finding faults---Looking for trouble

The trumpeter rushes to the scene---To stir up trouble

Singing in a cemetery-- -Haunted

Playing tricks in the belly---Many strange ideas

Rosin plaster---Looking for trouble

Flags in the toilet tank---maggots I also want to rebel

A dog bites the Thunder Lord---it will cause disaster

A rotten bag of tofu---it is full of scum

I want a rooster Laying eggs---deliberately making things difficult

Dung beetle moving---not guarding the dung (dividing)

Brow needle---piercing the eyes

A good companion is needed when picking up snails ---Don't muddy the water

The flute in the troupe---has a sharp mind

Shake the fan---make the wind (deliberately looking for trouble)

There are thorns on the side of the eyes - piercing the eyes

Wild bees fly into the fishing nets - looking for holes to exploit

Wild cats enter the house - come for anything

Take off your pants and fart---unnecessary action

There is a big chestnut on the cotton tree---it is the hardest

Put a stick in the coffin---it will kill someone.

Use a spoon on the throat---to remove the (naughty) air

Newly picked chestnut balls---lots of thorns

The swallow's mouth grabs the mud--- Looking for something in nothing

The wind in the cracks in the wall - drilling everywhere

Pour the spade fish into the red hot pot - jumping to death

The egret is split on the leg Fine meat---find something out of nothing

Mercury sprinkled on the ground---pervasive

Qian Chuanzi's head---drill holes when they see them

The king of hell eats glutinous rice cake- --It was made by ghosts

Zhu Bajie was defeated---hit him with a rake

The shrimp fell into the pan---wanted to jump a few more times

Pain

A bucket of boiling water scalds the dog's body---it's covered in bruises

Eighty years old and childless---can't describe the pain of old age

Tu Xing'er---Bitter Core(Child)

A cow steps on a turtle egg---pain in the heart

Burning eyebrows---pain in front of the eyes

A turtle lays an egg---it is a product of suffering

A stonemason's steel drill---it is beaten

The old monk's wooden fish---it is born to be beaten

The rag on the stove---I have tasted all the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy

Bitter

Melon mixed with coptis---bitter on top of bitter

Bitter melon and coptis---bitter together

The tea is too strong---bitter

Eyebrows The gall of hanging---the pain is in front of the eyes

The mute is beaten--the pain is unspeakable

The mute eats coptis---the pain is in the heart

Cucumber butt- --Bitter mouth

Bamboo shoots soaked in Coptis chinensis water---extremely bitter

Bitter melons grow on the Coptis chinensis tree---strings of bitterness

Coptis chinensis monk ---Master Ku

Poptis chinensis carved longevity star---Old Ku

Coptis chinensis carved doll---ku child

Coptis chinensis tree hanging gall --- Bitterness adds to bitterness

The oil tip made of sandalwood---get beaten

Opportunism

The wind blows the grass---it falls on both sides

< p>The old boatman punted the boat---looked at the wind and steered the boat

Standing on the dry land and chatting---talking about treachery

The fox pretended to be a cat---wanted to steal Chicken (speculation)

Mr. Nan Guo plays the Yu---plays the Yu indiscriminately

Shrimps catch carp---takes the small to get the big one

The weasel gets into the chicken coop- --Want to steal the chicken (speculation)

Monkey---jump at the sight of a circle

The heat and cold watch on the wall---be good at reading the weather

The snipe and the clam fight---the fisherman gets the benefit

The lame butt---the crooked way

Unite as one

Three cobblers---better than Zhuge Liang

Thousands of people in the same boat---one life

People on the same saddle---walking in the same direction

The Yang family will go into battle ---The whole family mounts up

Candles poured with oil---One heart

Willow sticks through fish---connected together

Ant drags locusts---one heart Join forces

Ants carry bugs---everyone comes

Pockmarked yawn---full mobilization

Good on the outside and bad on the inside

Lotus flowers on the toilet---the picture looks good on the outside

June's buns---glorious on the outside and smelly on the inside

Make a swollen face to look fat---strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Red paint toilet---glossy leather surface

Lantern covered with floral handkerchief---good-looking on the outside but empty on the inside

Paper tiger---strong on the outside but dry on the inside

Embroidered pillow- -- A bag of bran

Fine bran for making cakes---looks good or not?

The lampstand in the kitchen---looks good outside but is dark inside the stove

New Covered with chicken coop --- looks good on the outside but empty on the inside

Painted pie on the wall --- looks good but not edible

For laymen

December Planting yu heads---a layman

Planting a yu head on a field---a layman

Don't take cash---not an expert

Monk worshiping--- They are all amateurs

Those who shave their heads and pick their ears---laypersons

Done

Two, five, and three---no one left

A snake eats a stick---it straightens its neck

A snake eats a pole---it straightens its eyes

The fire burns the lamp grass---there is no rescuer

Half body lying down In the coffin---waiting to die

When the Oriental wolf meets the seal child---it's almost finished

The stone is sick---it's hopeless

The tiger enters The gate---a dead end

The rat digs into the horns---the end of the road

The pig fever in the year---the end of the road

The doctor waved his hand-- - There is no cure

A fish in a dry land cannot survive when the weather is dry

A deflated ball---cannot jump up

Oil is dry The lights are gone---the end

The shop is in the toilet---not far from shit (death)

Master Rabbit takes a bath---a puddle of mud

When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter --- complete collapse

Set fire in the toilet --- burn shit (death)

Soap bubbles in the wind --- burst as soon as it blows

The wasps after autumn---can't run rampant for a long time

The grasshoppers after autumn---can't jump for a few days

The wind is steady---can't shake

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The mouse gnaws at the horn of the cow---it has reached the end

The duck eats the snail---eyes upward

The cucumber awning has drawn bamboo---it has collapsed

Cucumber pulling rice seedlings---the frame collapsed

Cucumber fell into the dung pile---either shit (death) or shit (death)

Weasel got into the stove fire-- -Maoganzhaojing

The Snow Bodhisattva warmed the fire---dissolved

The crab with broken legs---can no longer run rampant

The ant after the frost Grasshopper---can't jump for a few days

It's a waste of effort

Big-headed maggot grinding---It's a waste of effort

Looking for a needle in a haystack---It's a waste of effort

Building bridges with water tofu - a waste of effort

Playing the piano to a cow - a waste of effort

Lamp grass twisting the rope and building a bridge with rotten boards - a waste of efforts

< p>Lamp grass weaving---wasted effort

Chicken eating closed-mouthed clam---wasted effort

Tummy ache blames the kitchen god---empty monster

Care Filling the sea with sand---it's a waste of effort

The monk puts beans on his head---it's a waste of effort

Yawning before death---it's a waste of effort to open his mouth

Filling with snow Well---It's a waste of effort

Searching for the moon---It's all in vain

Pour a basketful of soybeans into the ear tube---It's a waste of effort

The sparrow shakes Maple tree--wasted effort

Weasel dragging pig---wasted effort

Teaching Bodhisattva to read---wasted effort

Scratching an itch---wasted effort

Fried stones in the pot---no oil or salt

Bang the gong to catch sparrows---wasted effort

No oil on the wax table---empty Trouble

A blind man looks at a peep show---a waste of effort

Wearing a mortar to sing---a thankless effort

Delusion

Swallowing stars in one gulp---Imagine without looking down

Big guns on the plane---Fantasy

Pluck clouds from the sky---Imagination

Lu Sheng enjoys glory ---Good Dreams in Huangliang

Daydreaming---Random thinking

Daydreaming---Wishful thinking

Ride a dead horse as a living horse-- -That's a delusion

Using a bamboo pole as a pillow---fantasy

Bamboo pole knocking on a bamboo tube---a hollow sound (thinking)

A loach jumping over the dragon gate--- Wishful thinking

Put a jar under the pillow---Fantasy

Chun Yufen enjoyed wealth and honor in Dahuai---Nanke Yimeng

Zhu Bajie dreamed of getting married---well thought< /p>

Dreaming about eating candy---thinking sweetly

Dreaming about getting married---thinking well

The black crow wants to bleach in water---delusion

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Building stairs to the sky---delusion

The quail wants to eat red cherries---well thought, but unable to eat

The dragonfly shakes the stone pillar---delusion

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Pick up money in your sleep---well thought

Threat

Wash shrimps in a leather basket---no one can escape

The tiger follows the fox---the fox fakes the tiger's power

The wick hangs the neck---scares others

The big knife plays on the grave---scares the ghosts

Yang Liulang was pardoned Yang Zongbao---I was frightened by my daughter-in-law

The grinder in the tofu shop---don't do it without pressure

Take a car to see the scenery---just wait and see

< p>Paper tiger---can't frighten anyone

Hold a book and ride a horse---we'll see

Riding a donkey and read a songbook---we'll see

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Ride a donkey and look at the account book---walk and see

Horse a horse and look at the lanterns---walk and see

Taoist blow conches---fool ghosts

Putting firecrackers on the head of the coffin---scares people to death

Lying down and talking---no back pain

Dangerous

Tie a hair to a stone grinder ---A critical moment

Licking candy on the edge of a knife---Dangerous

Pocket knife to coax children---not for fun

Chopping knife to shave heads---Danger

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Tiger fighting---can't be persuaded

Empress Dowager Lu's banquet---this wine is not good wine

Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge---taking risks

The chicken woman jumps into the stove---she must shed her hair even if she doesn't die

The clay Buddha crosses the river---he cannot save himself

Horse racing on the single-plank bridge---danger

A mouse burrows into an ox's horn---it sheds its shell if it doesn't die

A sparrow enters a blind cat's mouth---it sheds its fur even if it doesn't die

Pulling pepper in a glass bowl---very dangerous

Zhu Bajie entering the soup pot---living to death

Racing a horse by its tail---hanging

< p>Sure implementation

Three dollars of tofu brain---ready-made

Picking up snails with three fingers---a sure shot

Rolling dice in a big vat-- - Didn’t run

Put the glutinous rice cake in the big bowl---Surely

Tie the pony to the big tree---Securely

Take the glutinous rice cake from the pocket- --Get it now

Catching fish in dry pond water---none of them can escape

Catching fish in a water tank---cannot escape

Water tank Catch the bastard inside---at your fingertips

Grass grows on the stone---hard foundation

Close the door and beat the dog---can't run away

Old The cow is tied to the tree stump---it can't run away

The old woman touches the chicken---there will be eggs after all

Catching turtles in the urn---get it as soon as you can

Put it on Shoes with low soles---feet on the ground

Wear straw sandals and walk on a dirt road with a walking stick---steady and steady

Wear spiked shoes and use a walking stick---steadier and more stable

< p>Sharpshooter target shooting---nine times out of ten

Follow the road---no need to ask

Follow the grinding road to find donkey's feet---that's easy

< p>Follow the clue---can't run away

Plant flowers on the seabed---deep roots

cross the river with a scale---not float

Wear the iron head Steel hat---very safe

A mouse in a cat's mouth---can't escape

A bird in a cage---can't escape

Escape The monk can't escape the temple---please rest assured

The cripple walks---step by step

Crossing the river by feeling the stones---stepping slowly

Pour boiling water Rat's nest---no one can escape

Blind men fight---catch on

Blind men chop wood---axes on the ground

Tan The wooden Bodhisattva---the spirit is not working, but is stable

Indifferent

Punched on the cotton wool---no reaction at all

The stone fell into the water ---Sinked (silent)

A stone hits the soup---No oil or salt

Playing the piano to the cow---turn a deaf ear

Winter melon hits the wooden fish---sound It doesn't make a sound either

Putting your tongue into the teapot---it doesn't touch the teapot

The lamp grass beats the gong---it doesn't make a sound (think)

Scalding a pig in cold water-- - No breath

Cold water to make tea---no improvement

Panthoxylum bungeanum carved monkey---insensitive

The scale fell into the sea--- No sound

The weight fell on the cotton-padded clothes---no reply

Xu Shu entered Cao Ying---without saying a word

The hammer hit the On the eraser---silently

Tofu in the twelfth lunar month---cold

It doesn't matter

I caught a rabbit on August 15th- --I can celebrate the festival without you but I can celebrate the festival with you

A drop in a bucket---insignificant

A leaf in the big forest---not much with you, not much without you

< p>Pinking in the river---there are not many with you, but there are not many without you

Boils on the wood---it doesn't matter

The fisherman goes home--- Not in the lake (hu)

The rice rots in the pot---risks the relationship

The loach in the pond---can't make big waves

The lamp grass beats people- --No pain

The ashes of the lamp grass were weighed---no weight

The blisters on the tail of the mouse---the swelling was not conspicuous

A couple fighting-- -Don’t persuade yourself

Sand-packed wine---not in the pot(hu)

There are too many lice---I don’t know how to itch

Fat man’s belt- --It doesn't matter at all

It doesn't matter if you feel it's wrong

Tearing off clothes and mending pants---it doesn't help anything

Selfless and fearless

< p>Bao Gong in Kaifeng Mansion---Impartial and selfless

The steam from the steamer---rushes straight up

The carpenter's plane---loves to fight against injustice

Taisui's head is breaking ground---daring to offend a powerful enemy

Being unfazed by thunder in the middle of the night---having a clear conscience

A piece of iron in a pile of tofu---it is the hardest<

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I dare to pull down the emperor even if I am willing to kill him---Selfless and fearless

Iron men are not afraid of sticks---because their bodies are strong

Street lighting---just< /p>

Seagulls in the Pacific---courageous

Chicken feathers on telephone poles---so bold

Guan Gong enters the palace--- Go straight in

The tiger pulls his beard---how brave

The robber draws a knife in his hand---he is brave

The two-foot-long lampstand---no Self-photography

Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - not doing anything wrong

Put a bowl of water on the table - calm

Candle life - - Harm yourself and illuminate others

Slap in the water---rush straight up

Mud in the kiln---the harder it is burned, the harder it gets

< p>The bow in the frosty sky---the harder it is, the harder it is

Hope

The Twelve Gods have their strength---Mo (silent) pours (prayer)

Eighty-year-old mother-in-law raises a baby---there is hope for her child

Looking forward to the moon on thirty nights---no hope

Three Bodhisattvas burning two sticks of incense---no hope for you Hope

Eating tofu on New Year's Day---I don't want to

Ziwu Maoyou---one day

A lid on the manger---I want it Adult

Sail in a well---no way out

Go out at five o'clock in the morning---get brighter and brighter as you go

Took leave for a meeting---did not attend (interest)

The fish in the water tank---there is a limit to how far you can go

The rooster lays eggs---no hope

The turtle breaks the threshold---but Take a look at this

Putting nails in a cloth bag---everyone wants to get ahead

The old lady is crying---there is no hope for her son

The old monk points Sky lantern---clean and safe

The old monk looked at the dowry---don't even think about it in this life

Mouse drag oil bottle---the good thing is inside

Mouse drag Gourd---the big one is at the back

The husband is dead--there is no hope

The pieces of bamboo strips in the gutter---will have their own day to turn over.

Penny fetching water---the back is long

The photon rock in the river beach---there will always be a day to turn around

The sea of ??suffering is boundless---turning back is the shore

Drill into a dead end---the future is limited

Sleeping on a pole---can't turn over

Ant crawls into a dustpan---the road is all along the way

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Mouse digs into the horns of an ox---there is no way out

Round nails wrapped in lotus leaves---everyone wants to get ahead

Oil is boiling in the bones---there is not much hope< /p>

The scale hook is nailed---just look straight

The sparrow falls into the chaff---disappointment

The water chestnut is packed in the mador--- Everyone wants to go forward

Push the trolley to pick up the robe---there is hope

Snake drills through the bamboo tube---there is only one way

Pull back from the cliff---turn back and find the shore

The day of the funeral of Lord Chongzhen---I hope that no one will come, and I miss that no one will come

Horse racing on the bow of the boat---the future is limited

Running on the bow of the boat ---No way out

Boat in the pond---No way out

Put a telescope on the bridge of your nose---See far

The blind man holds a lantern--- Can't see their own future

A blind man shoots a gun---no hope