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Morning market joke
I went to an Internet cafe for the first time in junior high school. I went to a local black Internet cafe, 1. At that time, I was very uneasy and followed my little friend. Along the way, I was particularly afraid of meeting acquaintances and looking around all the way. At that time, there was only five dollars in my pocket, and I opened a morning market with my friends. He dragged me directly into a small private room and led me to play street basketball. At that time, when playing games, my hands were shaking and I was very nervous. When I went out, I lied to my family that I had gone to someone else's house to do my homework. The smoke in Internet cafes is so strong that you will feel the smoke choking your eyes after playing for a while. I found a bubble gum on my ass when I left. I tried my best to get rid of it and went home. But the smell of smoke was too strong, so I changed my clothes and escaped my parents' eyes.
In high school, a basketball game was held in our grade. At that time, I took part in the competition as a member. I won the championship with my classmates. At that time, I was a point guard, I would imitate my idol Iverson deliberately, and I often won a full house with people in disguise. But it was too thin at that time, only 100 kg. Basketball, after all, is a fierce physical confrontation sport. It was knocked down several times in the game, and its arms and legs were bruised several times. At that time, I was also full of energy, so I simply dealt with it and went to the competition again. Playing 1 class in the final is the most difficult one. At one time, it was still ten points behind, but our tall center began to lose his temper. We kept sending him the ball, and he played inside on the opposite side, which directly let us overtake. In the end, it was 30 to 30. I broke through with the ball and got the big center inside. A hook ended the game. At that time, together with the class teacher, we threw the big center into the sky.
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