Looking for little jokes or stories about New Year greetings

1. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she walked over and whispered, "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said, "Baby."

2. There was a sister-in-law. On the bus, I saw a man who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so I quickly said to the man: Comrade, you dropped your cigarette! The man was furious: You just castrated me!

3. A man was constipated when he went to the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a person running in. Suddenly it was stormy and rainy. "Brother, I'm so envious of you, so fast." "Why are you envious? I didn't take off my pants."

4. A company is recruiting, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English proficiency and shouted: "Hi! The one named 'Chun', it's your turn!"

5. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing next to her looked at her The strange man sitting there said: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine!

7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called, and she said she wanted to kiss you on the phone." Boss: "You collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later."

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8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to conceive quadruplets, and it takes an average of 60,000 times for one to occur. Mrs. Li was surprised: Do you still have time to do housework?

9. The child is thinking about issues related to "heredity and environment". The mother interjected: "This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbors, it is environment."

The simple lesson is don't write wrong words and pay attention to homophonic words. Otherwise it will be a joke.