Phaeton's joke

1, I heard that one day, a Phaeton owner went to the car wash to wash his car, and a Jetta owner strolled over and looked around Phaeton twice.

Then he said to Phaeton owner: Dude, did your Passat just go offline? The Phaeton owner looked helpless and nodded and said a word? Hmm? .

Jetta owner added: Not bad. About 300 thousand, phaeton owners are helpless again, and then answer? Um ...? .

Walking with my girlfriend last night, I saw a car parked on the side of the road and said it was 100W+

A passerby next to me gave me an incredible look.

Then after watching the car for a long time, it is estimated that he thought to himself that this is Passat.

This car is really low-key ~

At an intersection, a Volkswagen and a BMW 7 Series are waiting for the red light. On the other side, a Bora doesn't know if it's a spasm or something. It's coming straight, and it looks like it's going to hit the 7 series. A turn hit the public, and the 7 series left the most dazzling national style. The owner of Bora came down to make a series and smiled. 7 series can't afford to hit, so we have to hit you Passat? Volkswagen owner sneered: Have you seen Passat with 12 cylinder? . . .

4. Two people are walking in the street. A man saw the fire lights such as Phaeton and said to another man in surprise, Look, Phaeton.

The owner of Phaeton was very happy to hear that. He finally got a bargain, and then he heard the man say that there really was an SB who wanted to buy this car.

5. A man drove a Phaeton to the underground parking lot, saw a BMW3 series vacant seat next to him, and quickly backed into position. Suddenly he heard a small security guard shouting: Be careful when driving Passat, you can't afford the BMW next to you!

6. One day, my eldest brother went to a nightclub to pick up girls. After seeing a younger sister, we met to go out for a snack. In the second half, my sister saw the extraordinary temperament of my eldest brother and walked to the parking place with him. As soon as I saw my eldest brother's phaeton, my sister turned her head and said? Driving Santana and inviting me to dinner in the middle of the night. I know I left with the guy who drove the Camry.

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