Class meeting sketch with 3 people humorous

Time: After school one afternoon Location: Internet cafe game hall

Characters: Internet cafe boss Huang (abbreviation: Lao) Primary school student Zhang Xiaoliang (abbreviation: Xiao)

Zhang Xiaoliang’s aunt and middle school teacher** (referred to as: Zhang)

Set: A wooden sign at the entrance of the stage with the words "Emperor Internet Cafe", a table, two chairs, a computer monitor model, and a feather duster Bigfoot SMS Joke Network

The curtain rises, the boss comes on, turns on the computer, and while singing, he arranges the tables and chairs, and uses a feather duster to clean them everywhere.

Old: Game Game, you are the most charming, Game Game, you make me earn a lot of RMB! Alas, the SARS virus was flying everywhere during this period, and my Internet cafe was deserted. Watching the fight against SARS is over and business is about to pick up, who would have known that the school was shouting "Stern" again, saying that they would be arrested, and some students were afraid and no longer dared to come. (He goes to the stage to look around again, walks back and forth again, looking restless, and sits down) The same goes for the Yellow Emperor, who hasn’t come back yet. Hey, when you come back, you can also quietly bring me some business!

Little: Primary school students carry schoolbags on their backs. (He wrapped a red scarf around his forehead and tied a knot on the back of his head. He ran onto the stage squatting, holding his hands like pistols, extending his arms to point forward, or darting left and right, or kneeling on one leg on the ground as if to aim, saying "Pap Pa Pa". "Sound of shooting. He stopped at the door of the Internet cafe, took out a pure water bottle from his bag and threw it at the boss's feet. He made a "bang" sound in his mouth, ducked in, pointed the gun at the boss, and shouted) "Don't move! Raise your hands!"

Old: (raises head, raises hands, as if in fear) YES, SIR! Please, don't shoot, I surrender. (Then he laughed and extended his thumb) Boy, I admire you! Just by looking at your skills, I can tell that you are a master of computer games.

Little: (Sorry) Master? Alas, I'm still far from it. Have you got "Delta Force"? This is the only game I'm a little bit familiar with.

Old: (stands up and gives in) Yes, yes, I have all the CS shooting games.

(The child didn’t say anything, just sat down and played, while the boss was watching)

Old man: Children, which school are you from? It seems like you haven’t been here to play before?

Little: from Chengxi Primary School. Today I specially came to your Emperor Internet Cafe to play games.

Old: Why?

Little: Hey, everyone says that you have trained a lot of game masters here. I came here specifically to become a disciple.

Old: Of course! The Emperor Internet Cafe has an "Internet Cafe Emperor", do you know? That emperor is my baby - Huangdi! You have to come here to fight, and I will ask my son Huangdi to teach you - he plays the game with the tail of a dead fish - no longer wagging.

Little: Wow, Huangdi is your son? He is my idol. Hey boss, will you call him right away to teach me two tricks?

Old man: This kid has gone off somewhere and hasn’t come back yet. You can come and play more often in the future, and you'll have more chances to fight him? Hey hey hey! There are many enemies in this place, so you should use the AK-47. Hey, you didn't fight well.

Little: Alas, there is too little time to play - my father doesn’t know how tight he is.

Old: No wonder.

Little: Hey, boss, why are there no people playing games now?

Old: There were a lot of people in the first few days! Those student kids said that it was **'s duty week and they would have to be caught by the head of the Internet cafe, so they didn't dare to come.

Little: (turning back in surprise)**? Which a**? I... I won't stop... (But his eyes are fixed on the computer, and his hands are not stopping for a moment, as if he is reluctant to let go)

Old: ** from Chengnan Middle School, what are you afraid of? You are a student of Chengxi Primary School, can he still control you? No problem!

Little: (stands up, continues playing the game, looks at the door, hesitates)...I...I won’t fight...

Old: I’m not addicted to fighting yet. Well, isn’t it? Don't be afraid, what can he do as a teacher? Dare to hit you? You see, only law enforcement agencies have the right to take control of Rangduowa when he comes in, teacher? It's a dog biting a mouse - mind your own business! He's coming? I don't want him to come in!

Little: (hesitating) I...I...

Old: Rangzi - I have to fight with you at the door. If the teacher comes towards the Internet cafe, I will call the police on you and you will hide immediately.

Do you want it?

Little: (sit down) I want it.

Old: (pointing to the screen) Hey, hey, there are two snipers behind that rock. Throw grenades to blow them up. I have to go to the door to watch the fight with you. (Goes to the door, sits down on a chair, opens the door curtain, puts his head in, shrinks his head, and shouts softly) Little kid, hide quickly, the devils are entering the village.

Little: I saw a fight, and I killed three of them. Bang! Ha ha! Another bad one!

Old man: No, ** is really here.

Little: (jumps up) Male or female? How old?

Old: Female, thirty-seven or eighty-eight.

Little boy: (angrily) Oh no, no, no, this is so complicated. (Look everywhere, turn around, squat here and there for a while.)

Old man: Come on, it’s time to get together.

(The child suddenly got under the table, holding his head in his hands, but his buttocks were exposed, and he was trembling)

Old man: Don’t be afraid, I will protect you. (Calmly, cleaning with a feather duster)

Li: Come on, stride forward, talking about these Internet cafes while walking, all the books are not easy to read... Oh, Such an outstanding student... (goes to the door of the Internet cafe and shouts) Boss Huang——

Old man: Where is the position? Oh, ****! Are you coming to my Internet cafe to do your duty again today?

Li: No, I’m here for a home visit.

Old: Forget it, **, why tell lies in front of real people? Home visit? Are you looking for a student kid?

Li: It’s not only a home visit, but also looking for students and children.

Old: Sorry, please come to your home for a home visit. This is my store. As for looking for student kids, look, there are lots of papers flying around here. "Minors are strictly prohibited from entering!" I am a good businessman who abides by the law and there are absolutely no students or kids in my business. Although you** are an adult, I only welcome customers here. If you want to find students or children, please show your "law enforcement certificate", otherwise - we will not accompany you.

Li: I’m here to see——your Huangdi.

Old: Absolutely not. What? Looking for Huangdi? Even if there is a fight, it will still be in my home - a store, a store, and I regard the store as my home. What's more, there is no one to win at all. If so, slap me twice. (Welcome into the store, sit down on the chair in front of the computer desk, and move the chair in to cover the child more closely) Look, no one in there has a lot of fun - well, except for the two of us.

Li: (Following up, looking around) I'm coming in now. Is it a home visit or a store visit?

Old: Oh, teacher, you are literate, why bother talking to the two of us? Don't blame me for feeling uneasy. Your teacher can't compete with our Internet cafe business.

Li: No matter how poor we are, we can’t afford education, and no matter how hard we regulate our children, we can’t regulate them. Boss, last time I told you to stay away from the Internet cafes, I don’t know how you considered it?

Old man: 豱? My Internet cafe is 201 meters away from the entrance of your school - I measured it with a measuring tape - does it not violate any relevant regulations that "Internet cafes are not allowed to be opened within 200 meters around the school"? Playing games, hey, hey, playing games is just playing games? Look at my Huang Di, he is smart, has good academic performance, and is very good at games...

Li: I know. There is a saying among students, "Evil in the East and Poison in the West, Emperor in the South and Beggar in the North", which refers to the four masters of the game among students in our city. The "South Emperor" is your home in the south of the city - Huangdi.

Old: Look, this is a good game to play. You need to have sharp eyesight, nimble fingers and thumbs, and a smart mind. You can also learn knowledge and exercise your abilities. I know all the games my Huang Di plays. Haha, my son is also quite talented.

Li: Not only celebrities, but also famous quotes. He vigorously advertises your Internet cafe, saying: The spider invites the mosquito to play, but the mosquito does not go at first, but later the spider says: I did this because I got on the Internet. The mosquito went away. He said, Mosquito Dou knows how to surf the Internet. Do you think Internet cafes are very attractive?

Old: (laughing) Smart...haha...

Li: I know, your Huangdi is smart.

Old: Of course.

Li: I know, your Huangdi used to have good grades.

Old: Of course.

Li: I know, your Huangdi has to skip class now to play games.

Old: Of course.

Hey, hey, what? Skipping class to play games? Is this... true?

Li: Steamed? It’s still cooked! He didn't go to class all afternoon. Isn't that a bad thing?

Old: Not good? Touha, I was still high-spirited playing games at noon, but he was feeling bad! You must quietly stop playing games! I only allow him to play games, but he doesn’t even go to class no matter how much he dares to do it! I'll kill him if I don't go back!

Li: Your Huangdi asked for leave several times. Some classmates reported that he just went to play games. Now, his grades are already in the 160th place in the whole grade - you know, he was in the top 10s before.

Old man: (annoyed) I’ll go find him right away! Let’s see which Internet cafe owner dares to let me, Huang Di, go in to play games. I won’t blow up his shop!

Li: What about you?

Old man: (Awkwardly, he walked towards the stage and made the gesture of closing the rolling shutter door) Never mind him. Get him back first.

(The child realized that the door was about to be closed and became anxious. He moved his body, kicked up the chair and made a sound)

Li: Which one?

Old: No one can win, it’s...a mouse, oh no, it’s a cat...

Li: Which one is it? Point it out yourself consciously. Otherwise...

(The child came out shivering and stood with his back to **)

Old: **, this is...

Li : Which school? Turn around.

(The child turned around shivering and lowered his head)

Li: You! (In anger, he picked up the feather duster from the table and raised it to hit him. The child covered his head and ran to avoid it.)

Old man: (hurriedly stopped) Hey, hey, hey! We must protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children! I'm a primary school student, and I'm not from your Chengnan Middle School. Why do you care so much?

Li: You... (raises the feather duster again and hits the table hard) I will take care of it!

Old: Hey, you have to understand, you are a teacher! As a teacher, you hit your students! I'm going to file a complaint against you! (Lifting his legs and walking out)

Little: (hurrying to the boss) Uncle, no! He...he is my aunt.

Old man: (turning back) Your aunt? This... **, he... came in by himself. First time here, really first time. I...can't admit it...otherwise...

Li: (Sitting slumped on the chair, putting down the feather duster, and waving his hands tiredly) No more. Failure to teach is the fault of the father; failure to teach strictly is the fault of the teacher.

Xiao: Aunt...

Li: Xiao Dian, games can only be a kind of after-school entertainment, study cannot be neglected! (Take off the child's red scarf from his forehead and tie it up properly for him) Auntie believes in you. Come on, let's go home.

Old: Hey——**...I’m sorry. I keep my word, come on, slap me twice.

Li: What are you talking about? Boss, your Huangdi——

Old: I will educate you well. If you don’t fan, I will fan myself.

Li: Boss Huang, let’s go, let’s go find your Huangdi?

Old man: (overjoyed) Then... why are you so embarrassed?

Li: The baby is more important! Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you! Boss, I hope you can grasp the balance between the roles of father and boss, and run your Internet cafe legally, reasonably and reasonably.

Old: (very embarrassed) Yes, yes...

Li: You go to the "catch all" Internet cafes in the north of the city; we go to the "self-catch" Internet cafes in the east of the city Those few. He called back and asked Huang Di to go to the "Netzhongwang Internet Cafe" in the west of the city. Close the door and go!

Old and young: (together) let’s go!

The three of them took their final call. Cut light.