Jokes about Campus Homophony

1. A foreigner, after living in China for some time, said: I used to think that people in China were modest, but now I find that this is not the case.

When someone asked him why, he said, you see, the streets are written everywhere: China is good, China people are good, China agriculture is good, and China industry and commerce are good. ...

An antique collector has a foreign friend who knows a few Chinese. One day, a foreign friend came to his house to play, and the antique collector introduced his collection of antiques to foreigners. "This is the mahogany chair of the Qing Dynasty," he said. "This is a celadon cup from the Tang Dynasty." Foreign friends think: Why do people in China have a word "Zi" when they speak? At this moment, the antique collector's wife came over. When the foreigner saw the watch in her hand, he couldn't help exclaiming, "What a beautiful bitch!" "