Interesting sentences about self-introduction

The self-introduction sentences that are funnier than hilarious are as follows:

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I am 28 years old and come from Pan 'an, Andy Lau. Wearing brand-name clothes and stepping on crocodile skin. The little girl in that family has a crush on me and is sure to count money. Naked marriage is very popular, but there is no building.

3. I am Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus and want to fall in love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

4, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

5, gentle and kind, generous, out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, where there is no RMB is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in.