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Listen to stories?
Once upon a time, a dragon king recruited a son-in-law. He asked his son-in-law to weigh 90 Jin. A turtle weighs exactly 89 Jin. So the tortoise left sadly.
He met little shrimp on the road. Shrimp asks tortoise, why are you crying so sad?
The tortoise told the shrimp what had just happened.
Later, the tortoise became the son-in-law of the Dragon King.
The dragon king asked the tortoise, why did you suddenly gain a kilo?
When the tortoise was nervous, he dropped the shrimp hidden in his ear.
The dragon king saw it and asked the shrimp again. Shrimp, what are you doing hiding in the turtle's ear?
Shrimp said. I'm telling a story to the tortoise.
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