Humorous joke phrases

First, there are two main reasons for not attending classes. One is that the mobile phone is too smart, and the other is that the deskmate is too beautiful.

Second, time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes feed and knife because you are a pig.

Third, the husband becomes a philosopher, the wife becomes an economist and the mother-in-law becomes a strategist the fastest.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

I am a mature person, and things like being angry and not eating are done after eating.

6. There is an old saying: "Poor breasts are evil, and breasts are tolerant." Therefore, girls with small breasts are generally good-tempered, while girls with big breasts are generally good-tempered.

Go to bed early, exercise more, don't smoke or drink, and form a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are too upset to sleep, you won't have friends to accompany you.

Eight, everyone said that I have a bad temper, I can joke, I am good-looking, and I have a good temper. It doesn't matter.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

10. What is a famous brand? Adding a zero to the price of ordinary goods is called a famous brand. If you add two at the back, it's called luxury. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics.