Pass five levels and kill six generals (Jane, urgently needed~!!!)

It is said that after Guan Gong learned of Liu Bei's whereabouts, he immediately bid farewell to Cao Cao and escorted his two wives to join Liu Bei all the way.

That day, Yuli came to Luoyang. There was a pass in front of her, called "Network Pass." When Guan Zheng came to inquire about it, he saw a handsome young man in white leaping out of the city on a flying horse. Extremely chic. Guan Gong stepped forward and saluted and said: "I, Guan Yu, have something important to go through." The young man was stunned and his face turned pale.

It turns out that this young man's surname is Kong Mingxiu, and he is a moderator on the Internet. Last night, he met a girl named "Little Bird with Broken Wings" in the "Tianruoyouqing" chat room, and said that he would meet up today. , so today I specially wore tight-fitting men's clothing and prepared to have a romantic date with my girl. But when I heard Guan Yu’s name just now, wasn’t the “bird with broken wings” the same as “Guan Yu”? Unexpectedly, the gentle and lingering girl in the chat room suddenly turned into a burly man with a red face and a long beard. I couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "I pay my sincerity to the Internet, but the Internet hurts my heart!"

Guan Zhengyi was inexplicable and suddenly resigned. The lady poked her head out of the car and said quietly: "Are you 'Confucius Hideko'? I was bored last night, so I walked into the chat room. At that time, I just said it to relieve my boredom, but I didn't expect you to take it seriously. Things on the Internet are just illusions and should not be taken as real."

When Kong Xiu saw Mrs. Gan's jewels and beauty, she hurriedly shouted: "Whether it is an illusion or not depends on human nature. Madam, have you forgotten what happened last night? Are we vowing to each other?"

But Guan Gong was furious when he heard this. This guy dared to come up with his wife's idea. He didn't take me, the best master in the world, seriously at all, and shouted: "What nonsense? Yes, hurry up and open the city gate, otherwise your head will be lost!"

Kong Xiuzheng was distressed, and pointed his riding whip at Guan Gong: "You are just about to be selected as one of the five outstanding young people in Sichuan. It’s nothing worth being arrogant about, and there’s no telling how many fake or black tickets there are. If you want to go through it, just get the username and password that Prime Minister Cao gave you to register first.”

Guan Gongdao: "Because I was in a hurry, I forgot to ask for the password."

Kong Xiudao: "How can I pass the customs without a password? How can the VIP channel be opened for ordinary vagrants like you!"

Guan Gongda Angry, he raised his knife and struck at Kong Xiu. Although Kong Xiu was also a military commander, after serving as a moderator in recent years, he has been lying on the computer desk. He has long been powerless. He could not withstand Guan Gong's more than 80 kilograms of Qinglong Yanyue Sword. In just one round, he was defeated. Cut in half.

Guan Gong asked the two ladies to get in the car and leave the customs, heading for the "Martial Arts Pass".

The master of this martial arts pass is Han Fu, the eight-armed Tathagata, who is superb at concealed weapon skills. At this time, he heard that Guan Yu was rushing to the city, and he hurriedly summoned the generals to discuss countermeasures.

Meng Tan, the deputy master of Hunyuan Thunderbolt, said: "Guan Yu only knows some three-legged cat skills. He can charge hard on the battlefield with his BMW and sword. If he dares to break into our martial arts level, , I guarantee that he will die without a burial place."

Han Fu said: "Although my martial arts have reached the realm of transformation, Guan Yu is not easy to mess with. Last month, the two heroes of Hebei captured the soul-breaking sword Yan Liang. Both Mingqiang and Wen Chou were killed by this man. If you want to win the battle, you have to think of a perfect strategy."

Meng Tan said: "Tomorrow I will fight him twice. If I do. If you can't fight him, you can use hidden weapons." This is the deal.

The next day, Guan Gong leaned on his horse and said: "I am Guan Yu, the Hou Tinghou of the Han Dynasty. I dare to pass by."

Han Fu said: "Do you have the Green Forest Arrow from Chief Cao?

Guan Gongdao: "I never ask for it in a hurry."

Han Fu said: "I opened this road and guarded this pass. If you want to cross this road, you must have green forest arrows." , if you force your way in without the Green Forest Arrow, you will be regarded as a public enemy of the martial arts, and everyone will kill you."

Guan Gong said angrily: "How dare you do this, if you insist on stopping me, Yan Liang and Wen Chou will do it! What will happen to you!"

Meng Tan on the side shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, let's take my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms first."

After that, he struck out a palm out of thin air. , the momentum was like thunder, Guan Gong hurriedly raised his sword to meet him, only to hear a bang, Guan Gong's tiger's mouth was numb from the shock, and he almost lost his hand with the Qinglong Saber.

Meng Tan laughed and said: "Those skills of yours have long been out of date. It's useless just to practice your strength by lifting stone piers all day long. You have to know how to cultivate your internal strength!"

Guan Gong said: "What kind of internal and external force, you can try it with my sword."

As he said that, he urged the red rabbit horse, raised the blue dragon sword high, and rushed over like a big mountain.

I saw Meng Tan use an extremely wonderful move called Star Shift, which eliminated Guan Gong's strength. Then he used the Yang Finger Magic Technique and thrust it straight into Guan Gong's temple.

Seeing that Guan Gong was about to die, it was too late to tell, but soon, an embroidery needle flew out of Mrs. Mi's car like a meteor. Meng Tan screamed and looked at the car window in horror. A person in the car said: "The sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is undefeated. It is your luck that you can die in my hands."

At this time, Han Fu saw that Meng Tan had missed, and he hurriedly used With one move, thousands of hidden weapons rained down on Guan Gong. Mrs. Mi waved her sleeves and rolled away most of the hidden weapons. However, she was too far away and Guan Gong was unable to dodge. His left arm was hit by the hidden weapon. , the bleeding continued.

Han Fu saw that there was no hope of victory, so he turned around and left. Unexpectedly, Guan Gong's red rabbit horse was extremely fast. He was stunned for a moment, but Guan Gong raised his sword and chopped it off the horse.

Guan Gong bandaged his wounds. He was afraid of a long night and many dreams, so he set out at night to go to the "Advertisement Pass".

The gatekeeper of this advertisement is named Bian Mingxi. He is good at using meteor hammers and is the advertising spokesperson for Meteor brand hammers. The hammer is printed with "Meteor brand hammer, Bian Xi's choice". Bian Xi heard that Guan Gong had killed three generals in a row and was unstoppable, so he thought of a plan: he would ambush a swordsman in the Zhenguo Temple, lure Guan Gong into the temple, and use the sword as a signal to hack him to death.

Arrangements have been made to go out to meet Guan Gong. Guan Gong tells about the killings of Kong Xiu and Han Fu along the way. Bian Xi said: "The general is famous all over the world. He is a celebrity. He is dedicated to the lovers in the world. The general and Liu Bei were born together** *Death, everyone on earth knows that the wise prime minister will be careful and will not blame the general."

Guan Gong was overjoyed and said: "It is rare for the general to understand the righteousness, just open the city and let Guan pass. There is no need to disturb the general."

Bian Xi looked at Guan Gong's left arm and said: "The general is injured and needs to replenish his blood. We have the blood replenishing oral liquid produced by Zhenguo Temple No. 1 Factory. Please go over and try it."

Guan Gongdao: "This small injury is nothing to worry about."

Bian Xi said: "The general's face is red, presumably because he did not use XX facial cleanser produced by us, but used XX With facial cleanser, your skin will be as watery and white as mine, and it can be as white as you want, and it can also be moisturized 24 hours a day."

Guan Gong was just about to refuse, but he listened to the two people in the car. The lady said: "The show of XX is a good friend in youth. Since we lost our youth, your eldest brother has begun to dislike us. If we want to save this relationship, we can only use XX as a partner. If we use XX as a partner, it will be good for me and for him." "

It is said that there was a monk in Zhenguo Temple who was from Guan Gong's hometown. His Dharma name was Pu Jing and he was speaking for Pupai pure water. He came forward to ask Guan Gong: "General, do you still remember this poor monk? When I was young, one day When I heard the general's name, I couldn't sit still anymore."

Guan Gong said: "I have been away from home for many years and I can't get to know him."

Pu Jing knew Bian Xi's intentions. He raised his sword with his hand and looked at Guan Gong.

Guan Gong didn't understand what he meant and said: "No gifts will be accepted during the festival this year."

Pu Jing said: "Only those who accept swords and axes will receive gifts."

Only then did Guan Gong understand, so he went there with a knife.

Bian Xi said: "Mom said you need to use XX detergent to wash weapons, and it can also remove grease. General, why don't you take the knife and wash it?"

Guan Gongdao: " I choose, I like it."

Before Bian Xi could reply, Guan Gong saw the swordsmen hiding on both sides and shouted: "Is this your way of expressing that you have no conspiracy?"

Bian Xi vented his anger and shouted: "It's better to do what you say, strike left and right!"

Just when the swordsman was about to take action, he was killed by Guan Gong with his sword. Bian Xi went down the hall and walked around the corridor. , Guan Gong caught up and chopped Bian Xi into two pieces with one knife.

After Guan Gong sent everyone away, he thanked Pujing, and Pujing said: "It's really good to be well to everyone. See you soon, general. Take care.

Guan Gong continued to escort the chariot. He saw a pass in front of him, named "Yanqing Pass". The prefect Wang Zhi was a famous strong woman in the Three Kingdoms. Because of her arrogance, she did not put the men around her at all. In his eyes, he wanted to find a real hero to entrust him with for the rest of his life. When he heard that Guan Gong was approaching, he said with great joy: "I have always heard that Guan Gong is the first hero of the Han Dynasty. He is tall and mighty, and he values ??love and righteousness. I will definitely do this this time." Can't miss the opportunity. "

After Wang Zhi welcomed Guan Gong into the city, he turned away from everyone, put on a sexy daughter's dress, and walked towards Guan Gong affectionately.

When Guan Gong saw it, he was shocked. He said: "Why is General Wang dressed like this? "

Wang Zhi said angrily: "It's so annoying, she is born a girl.

Guan Gong trembled all over and looked at Wang Zhi blankly. Wang Zhi smiled and said: "You boys are so annoying. Why are you watching others do it? The general has come all the way, so he must be thirsty?" "

Guan Zhengzong was at a loss and said hurriedly: "Well, well, I'm a little thirsty. Ask the servants to serve tea.

Wang Zhi said: "How can I serve the general? I will wait for my servant to pour tea for him." "Stretching out his orchid jade hand, revealing a piece of wrist as bright as snow, it flashed past Guan Gong's eyes, making Guan Gong dizzy and restless.

Wang Zhi said: "General, he must be tired after a long journey, slave. How about serving the general and resting?

Guan Gong stood up and said: "Prefect, don't do this. The two sisters-in-law have no one to take care of them. Guan Mou takes leave." "With that said, he turned around and ran out of the room.

Wang Zhi stared blankly at Guan Gong's back, his eyes gradually turning from resentment to viciousness, and he said bitterly: "It's no use that I'm so infatuated with you, I didn't expect you to be. I have an affair with my two sisters-in-law, and no one else can get what I can’t get! "Secretly summoned Hu Ban: "This Guan Yu fled behind the Prime Minister's back and killed the guards on the road. He will not be able to escape the death penalty. You will lead a thousand soldiers to surround the post tonight, each with a torch. At the third watch, they will all set fire to it. , no matter who it is, everyone will be burned to death! "Hu Ban took the order and went.

But he said that Hu Ban was also a girl. He had always heard that Guan Gong was a hero in the world, and he admired him very much in his heart. However, he had never had the opportunity to meet him. At this time, he heard that Guan Gong was at the hotel. Then he asked the postman: "Where is General Guan now?" "

The post official said: "I am reading in the hall.

Hu Ban sneaked to the front of the hall and saw Guan Gong with his beard on his left hand, reading a book under the lamp, and shouted out loud: "He is so handsome, so cool!"

Guan Gong was surprised and asked who it was. Hu Ban came forward and said, "I am a subordinate of the prefect working in Hu Ban."

Guan Gong asked: "Could it be Hu Hua's daughter outside Xudu City?" "

Hu Bandao: "It's just the little girl. "

Guan Gong took out Hu Hua's letter and handed it to Hu Ban. It wrote: "General Guan is a generation of heroes. His daughter must not be missed, even if he becomes the eighth or tenth concubine..." Hu Ban sighed: "A strange man like the general is the prince charming in every woman's heart, but the eunuch treats me with great kindness, and it is difficult to balance friendship and loyalty. General, please leave as soon as possible. This place will turn into a sea of ??fire at the third watch." . "

Guan Gong was very grateful.

It is said that Wang Zhi was furious when he saw that Guan Gong left the city safely. He hurriedly went into battle and chased him out of the city. Guan Gong said: "I have never seen you so vicious. Woman, Guan has no grudge against you, why did you let people burn down the post?

Wang Zhi said bitterly: "Women never need to be reasonable. My enemy, you will stay by my side even if you die today!" " After saying that, he drew his gun and came to stab Guan Gong. Guan Gong was furious and cut Wang Zhi into two pieces with a knife in his waist. Everyone dispersed.

In a blink of an eye, Guan Gong and his party had arrived at the "Literary Pass", looking from a distance. Seeing a banner hanging across the city gate "Warmly welcome the arrival of the king and superstar Guan Yunchang", both sides of the road were already crowded with welcoming people. When they saw Guan Gong coming, they rushed towards Guan Gong.

"A Yu ,I love you! ”

“Guan Gong, you are my idol! "

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Countless flowers and autographed books flocked to Guan Gong. Guan Gong finally squeezed out of the crowd and was welcomed into the palace by the prefect Liu Yan.

Guan Gong appeased him With an excited heart, he said: "I didn't expect that Guicheng loves Guan so much.

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Liu Yandao: "Everyone knows the general's name, especially the song "Love Triangle in the Taoyuan" which is popular all over the country. Even this old man is also your loyal fan. In order to express my admiration for the general, I specially spent half a month writing a song "I love you, I miss you, I can't even poop without you", and I will sing it on stage later. I hope the general can correct me.

Guan Gong hurriedly waved his hand and said: "The governor's kindness is appreciated by Guan, but it is urgent to find my brother. I can't pay my respects later. It's better to prepare the boat as soon as possible to cross the river." "

Liu Yan was angry when he saw that Guan Gong was not giving him face, and said: "Although there are ships, there is still a guard Qin Qi at the ferry crossing, and we must obtain his consent. "

When Guan Gong saw this, he led the chariot to the ferry.

Qin Qin, the guard of the ferry, is the president of the ferry publishing house. Recently, he has been unable to find good subjects. Nervous, when I heard that the superstar Guan Gong was coming, I was overjoyed. This is a great treasure. He hurriedly welcomed Guan Gong into the publishing house and said: "The general is famous all over the world, and his achievements are all over the world. He kills good people and punishes ugly people. Brother Xun traveled thousands of miles, and everyone in the world admired him. However, there has never been a detailed record of the general's deeds. Readers have asked us to publish several books about the general. Today, the general is here, which can satisfy the wishes of the readers.

Guan Gong apologized: "Guan is just a martial artist, how can he write a book?"

Qin Qi said: "It doesn't take the general's trouble. We have already done it for him. We just need to ask the general to take a look." "Speaking of which, he presented a large number of books with gorgeous covers.

Guan Gong flipped through and found "The Revenge and Enmity of Three Men", "Assassination - The Bloody History of Guan Yu", "How I Became" A superstar", "Guan Yu in the eyes of elder brother", "Guan Yu in the eyes of sister-in-law", "The women around Guan Yu", "Guan Yu comments on love in "Spring and Autumn"", "Why is Guan Yu's face so red", "In the eyes of sister-in-law" "Wandering in front of the door", "Days and nights of Guan Yu and his two sisters-in-law"...

After watching it, Guan Gong said angrily: "Isn't this ruining my reputation!

Qin Qi said: "The publishing industry is difficult to do now. Without these things to attract attention, our publishing house would have closed down long ago." If the general doesn't agree, there's no way he can cross this ferry!

Guan Gong was furious: "It's all you black-hearted publishers who have ruined the social atmosphere. I can't spare you today!" "With the knife in his hand, Qin Qi's head fell to the ground with a splash, and blood spattered three feet.

Guan Gong traveled thousands of miles to find his brother, passed through five passes, and beheaded six generals. Later generations sighed in a poem: "Hang the seal, seal it with gold, and say goodbye to the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty. Brother Xun looks far away and returns. The horse rides the red rabbit and travels a thousand miles, and the sword cuts the blue dragon across the five passes. Loyalty rushes to the universe, and heroes shake the country from then on. A man who kills a general alone should be invincible, and now he occupies the space of inscriptions and ink. ”

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