Fried chicken cute funny copywriting

1. Times are changing. Dreams will always change with them. In the past, they only wanted to make a fortune. Now, they just want to get rid of poverty!

2. Don’t always deny yourself. You are very good, very powerful, and very capable, especially when it comes to being single, gaining weight, losing hair, and spending money.

3. Please remember one thing: You must eat breakfast! Of course. Not because it’s unhealthy, but because it’s the cheapest meal of your day!

4. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to become violent. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will lose to that of a pig.

5. Everyone doesn’t know what’s going on. I have to say that I can rely on my face to eat. I’ve tried it, but it really doesn’t work. People still have to rely on their mouth to eat!

6. It snowed heavily yesterday. The reporter interviewed on the street: "Aunt, how much impact do you think the snow today has on your life?" The aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first is You have to see clearly, I am your uncle!"

7. The new generation of lawn environmental protection slogan: "Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave!"

8 .Why do mosquitoes buzz when they fly around but remain silent when they bite you? Because mom told it: don’t talk while eating!

9. A girl’s stomach is really magical. When it comes to eating, the memory is so small; when it comes to milk tea and crayfish for dessert, the memory is close to infinite.

10. Holding the hot charging mobile phone, and putting life and death aside, this is a rare heroic moment in my life.

11. I had a quarrel with my wife, and afterwards I regretted not letting her go. I wanted to give her a necklace to coax her, but I didn’t know how long to buy it. So, at night, while my wife was sleeping, I secretly put a rope around her neck to measure it. As a result, she woke up.

12. When I was a child, I compared my grades, and when I grew up, I compared my salary. Now I even compare the number of steps while walking. Let me go, I just want to be a trash that lives in peace with the world, but when I actually became trash, I realized that I even had to sort the trash!

13. I thought that if I was "invisible", others would not be able to find me. It was useless. People like me were like fireflies in the dark night no matter where they were. They were bright and outstanding.

14. I think I am not suitable to quarrel with narrow-minded people, because I am worried that my sharp words will make the other person angry to death.

15. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me, why did you choose this one?

16. Xiao Ming’s biggest goal in this life is not to look at the price when buying things. After years of hard work, he finally became blind.

Seventeen. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream finally came true. Enough talking, it’s time to cook for my wife.

18. To love someone is to love everything about him, so my wife not only loves me as a person, but also loves my money.

Nineteen. Some girls are like lotuses and hibiscus, some girls are like peonies, noble and elegant, some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof, but you are like succulents, and you live up to your name.

Twenty. Ten men, seven are stupid, eight are stupid, nine are bad, and one is loved by everyone. This person must be very rich...

Twenty-one. How fragile is the relationship between my boyfriend and I? As long as I take off my makeup, he may never want to see me again in his life.

Twenty-two. How to elegantly explain that you are fat? There are many things on my mind that make it difficult to lose weight.

Twenty-three. As a person who is extremely optimistic in the eyes of others, even if you are hanging and about to die. Others also think you are swinging.

Twenty-four. Geography teacher: "Tell me what is the layer outside the earth?" I said: "Fragrant milk tea."