Five crayon jokes

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "."

Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam."

Teacher: "is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?" 」

Xiao Xin: "No, the students' answers are different, which puts me in a dilemma."

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? 」

Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? 」

Sister: "It's all because of you."

Xiao Xin: "Me? 」

Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " ! 」

Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time ... "

Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! 」

Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."

Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」