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A joke about a father courting his daughter.

"Mu Mu? It's really a pity that you don't attend. " The squad leader refused to forgive, and sent another WeChat, earnestly persuading.

During my three years in high school, my relationship with almost all my classmates was as dull as a cup of tea, just right and a little unsociable.

But this time, perhaps because of the monitor's request again, I actually wavered.

So I couldn't help drinking a few more drinks while eating. I'm naturally sensitive to drinks and things like that. After a few drinks, I'm unconscious.

"Jiang Mumu, I'll let Du Weian take you home. It is not safe for you to blame yourself. " I pretended not to hear the monitor's words and turned to say thank you to Andrew West.

Passing by, I can occasionally hear my classmates discuss which famous university their grades will be admitted to, and my mouth will easily rise.

However, just a few days before school started, something happened. My father suddenly decided to send me to study abroad, and I handled everything without knowing it.

I thought about it, made a strong struggle and protested.

So there was a big fight at night, "Dad, I would never agree. I am not reconciled! "

Unexpectedly, before I could say anything full of excuses, a strong palm wind swept my ear mercilessly from my cheek, and there was a loud bang.

I have a burning pain in my face. In an instant, my face was swollen with a red palm print. I stared at him in disbelief and trembled: "Dad, you hit me ..."

I looked up and saw him look at himself with a little guilty eyes: "Mu Mu, you listen to your father. There is nothing wrong with going abroad. My father is also good for you. You are my only daughter! "

"No, I can never agree ..."

Instead, he was deported by his father's compulsory means the next day.

However, life is like this, and it is never a stranger who hurts you.

I think if life can be controlled, what criteria do you use to choose people around you?

In the past four years, too many changes have taken place abroad, and even after I returned to China, earth-shaking changes have taken place.

When I got home, I was about to change my shoes. "Dad, I'm back." My voice did not fall, and the housekeeper rushed over with a mobile phone. "Miss, come back, welcome home."

"My dad? Why didn't he pick me up today? " I am puzzled by the housekeeper's awkward appearance.

"What's the matter? Do you have anything to say?"

The housekeeper took my luggage and wiped her face flushed with tension. I wanted to say something, but I got impatient and didn't ask any more questions.

In recent years, our relationship between father and daughter has become worse and worse, probably because we have been away for a long time, so we have become estranged.

On the second floor, "I love you!"

Forgetting the source of the sound, I just came in slippers and stood straight outside the door, my head humming and I was shocked. I was silently surprised.

I didn't expect the scene in front of me to make me dumbfounded.

At the moment of eye contact, my father's tiger body shook violently, and his deep eyes flashed and he could not speak.

The woman hid behind her father, her eyes full of provocation and pride, and she deliberately pretended to be shivering and kept approaching her father's body.

There is nothing more embarrassing in life. It's raining cats and dogs, and nothing can bear too much for you.

My best friend slept with my dearest father.

So in extreme anger, I couldn't help but step forward and give Du Weian a mouth. "Hello, Du Weian, since you want to be my mother!"

Because I didn't believe those rumors when I was outside our country, and what she did at Heilongjiang University, I thought it was just that others were jealous of the rumors she deliberately spread.

After all, she is such a timid and kind girl and my only friend in high school.

But when things really happen to me, one is my father who gave birth to me and raised me, and the other is my most trusted best friend, I feel that the sky is falling.

"You can do it, Du Weian, you are so cheap, he can be your father!" Out of control, I shed sad tears and ran out quickly.

Before running out, Yu Guang's face left a trace of expectation, but there was still no expectation, too. How could she possibly come out and say something?

After the next few days were calm, memories of the past flooded in, perhaps after the precipitation of time, some things were not so hard to accept, and I could only sigh when I thought of all kinds of mistakes and doubts in the past.

After I calmed down, I never went back to see them. The only time I went back was to sort out old things.

Don't be ridiculous. As long as I remember that when I was wandering abroad, she warmed my father's bed in the quilt, I was furious.

At this moment, I was suddenly interrupted by a voice: "Mu Mu, you are here." It's my high school monitor. The last memory is that dinner, and then I haven't contacted again.

"I've heard of your family. It's really amazing. "

Yes, hide your sadness in your eyes. You've already experienced it.

"I'm not sad"

"In fact, if I hadn't asked Du Weian to take you home, there wouldn't have been anything later, but your relationship at that time ..."

Yes, it was that "night" that she shamelessly climbed into my father's bed. Thought of here, my eyes gradually blurred, and quickly changed the subject. "Forget it, let's talk about something else."

So gradually we talked about some unavoidable topics in the past. "In fact, if you hadn't gone abroad, we might still be classmates, by the way, Gu Yang."

Hearing this, my heart is shaking. "Yes, if I have the opportunity to study in a black university, how can Du Weian have the opportunity to study here?"

"Well, I heard that she was seven points short, which was later made up." Say that finish, the monitor looked at me with deep eyes. ...

Immediately, I quickly changed the topic "Hey, my dad is getting married the day after tomorrow, do you want to come?" Seeing his frank nod, we smiled at each other tacitly, and then talked about Gu Yang.

I still like you very much, just like the dead leaves of rotten vines in my hometown, and I will never see you again.

Because I like him, I gnash my teeth and want to be admitted to a black university. I think as long as I take more initiative, I will succeed, and I will not be the lucky darling who is disappointed by God.

Then I confessed to him, "I am silent, but I like you."

Later you are a character, and finally you are a story.

We met dad by chance at his wedding. He is very successful now and is a hot potato in the eyes of many people.

But after only a few words with him, there was no topic.

After separation, there are 10 thousand possibilities in the future, but there is no you anymore.

Probably because I can't change the future no matter how much I like it.

Yes, we have all grown up, and now there is nothing I can't accept.

At the wedding, I watched Du Weian and his father happily together and even had a child. I really didn't expect that their child was two years old after four years abroad.

I'm a little sad to see this. My father is no longer the only treasure in my mouth. ...

At the beginning, no girl had to study hard in the morning because she liked Gu Yang's journey from a perverse and charming girl to a black one.

Finally I have my own happiness abroad.

The quarrel with my father seemed to stay yesterday, and now time has calmed all the enthusiasm and unwillingness.

I like to include the past and the present, but I don't like to include the present and the future.

When we are fully grown up, we gradually drift away. If I hadn't been sent out to study by my father, would I still have a glimmer of hope and opportunity?

To pester, fight, flatter, and turn him into my boyfriend by hook or by crook.

I think maybe I won't succeed

Because I gradually understand that some love can only be confined between lips and teeth and covered by years. When I was a child, my love was love. When I grow up, our love is called habit.

For example, my current boyfriend can't say like or love. I don't have much dependence on him, but I have a simple habit of owning him.

Where people will always be enthusiastic in this life, the terrible thing is how to spend the dullness after enthusiasm.