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Before the door was opened, three people saw a NT$ 1 yuan bill on the ground at the same time. Guess who will pick it up?
answer: Santa Claus, of course!
why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist.
What should you do if Santa's reindeer eats your pencil?
answer: use a pen.
what does Santa like to do in the word garden?
answer: hoe the ground. In English, hoe is homophonic with ho, which means weeding, and ho is the laughter of Santa Claus.
what can Santa Claus give out and keep for himself?
Answer: Cold
Phone call of the deceased
The doctor rushed to the clothes rack and shouted, "Pass me the tool kit quickly."
"What's the matter, Dad?" The daughter asked in panic.
"A young man called just now and said that without me, he would die."
The daughter breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't be busy, I think this phone call is for me."
On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and a clean political figures, A kindhearted and spoke up for the girl and the other lawyers together in a hotel elevator High. Before the opening of the door yet, lose ground with a trio NT 1, yuan notes, it picked up the Guess Who? Answer : Of course, Santa Claus! Erecting for? Because we all know that the other two did not exist. If Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, how do you? Answer : pen. Santa like characters garden doing? Answer : hoeing. (English and hoe ho homonyms, weeding hoe is realized. ho is a Santa Claus laugh. What can be distributed by Santa Claus himself still wears? replied : Telephone doctors rushed to the deceased's cold racks, yelled : "Hearing tool kit and handed it to me. "" out of what had happened. Dad? " Panic-striken daughter asked. "Just now a young man called, I did not. He should die." daughter healed a sight of relief: "approaching, I think this is the phone call from me."
You'd better tidy yourself up a little! Ha ha!
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