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"This year, the fruit is a dream of red mansions.
It is said that after Jia Zheng returned to Beijing, everything was finished and he took a January holiday to rest at home. Because I am old, my health is seriously declining, and I have been away from home in recent years, and my flesh and blood are divorced. Now I feel very happy to meet in court. Everything, big or small, pays more and more. They just read books, and when they are bored, they play chess and drink with their classes, or they play with their mother and son during the day.
Since the third day of August this year is the celebration of the 80th anniversary of Jia Mu, and because all relatives and friends are coming, I'm afraid the banquet will not be arranged. I have consulted with Jia She, Jia Zhen and Jia Lian, and agreed to hold a banquet in Rong Ning from July 28th to the fifth day of August. In Ningguo Mansion, officials and guests will be invited, and in Guorong Mansion, several Fang Jing buildings, such as Brocade Pavilion and Jiayin Hall, will be arranged. On 28th, the royal family was invited to attach princesses, princesses, princesses, princesses, ladies and gentlemen. On the 29th, they were prefects and town governors, and on the 30th, they were officials, relatives and friends from far and near. The first day was Jia She's family dinner, the second day was Jia Zheng, the third day was Jia Lian, and the fourth day was Jia Fu's family dinner. The fifth day is the day when Lai Dalin's filial piety and other family managers get together.
Since the beginning of July, there has been an endless stream of birthday presents. The Ministry of Rites issued a decree: Qin Ci had one gold jade handle, four colored satin ends, four gold jade rings and five hundred and twenty silver. Yuan Chun also ordered the eunuch to send out a golden birthday star, an agarwood turn, a string of Gannan pearls, a box of longevity incense, a pair of gold ingots, four pairs of silver ingots, twelve colored satin and four jade cups. The rest of the people who come and go from the home of Prince Xu and the officials of all sizes are well-behaved and can't win. There is a big console table and a red carpet in the hall, and all the exquisite things are there for grandma to have a look. The old lady was happy to visit for a day or two, but later she got bored and didn't care much. She just said, "Tell Xifeng to take it. I'll watch it another day when I'm bored."
On the 28th, all the houses were hung with lanterns, with lovers on the screen, hibiscus on the mattress, flutes and drums, and the streets were criss-crossing. Today, only the King of Beijing, the King of Nan 'an County, the King of Yongchang County, the King of Leshan County and several family friends will be attacked, and Fu Rongnan, An Gongzhu, Jing Fei and several family friends will be ordered. Jia Mu and others are greeted by products and big makeup. When you meet, please enter the Jiayin Hall in the Grand View Garden, change your clothes after drinking tea, and then go out to the Rongqing Hall to celebrate your birthday. Everyone was modest for a long time before serving. The two seats above are princesses in the north and south, and the seat below is the prince's seal. A seat on the left, with the letters of Uncle Chang Lin and Hou Xiang of Jinxiang on it, and a seat on the right is the seat of Jia Mu. Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang led You's Xifeng and several bride's family daughters-in-law, and two rows of wild goose wings stood behind the old lady. Lin zhixiao led the daughters-in-law to eat wine outside the bamboo curtain, while Zhou Rui's wife led several maids to wait behind the screen. Anyone who follows me has been taken care of elsewhere.
At that time, he attended the scene on the stage, and twelve pages of the same color waited on him. After a while, a small page took the playlist to the next stage and handed it to the wife. The daughter-in-law took it and gave it to Lin Zhixiao's family. She put it in a small tea tray, leaned into the curtain and handed it to you's concubine Pei Feng. Before Pei Feng took it to You Shi. You's wife went to the table, Nan 'an gave in once, ordered an auspicious play, and gave in again, and Princess Beijing also ordered one. They gave in again and ordered them to choose the songs they wanted to sing.
Four dishes when I was a child, soup first. After enjoying the tourists, everyone changed their clothes, returned to the garden and presented a good cup of tea. When Taifei Nan 'an asked Baoyu, Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Today, I read the Immortality Sutra in several temples, knelt down and left." Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "My sisters are sick, weak and shy. Ask them to show me the house. Several of them are little actors, and they have sent a group to accompany their aunts and sisters to the theater in the lobby over there. " Princess Nan 'an said with a smile, "In that case, call someone." Grandmother Jia ordered Xifeng to bring Shi, Xue and Lin back. "Just ask your third sister to accompany you again."
Xi-feng promised, and went to the old lady's side. She saw the two sisters eating fruit and watching the play, and Baoyu knelt down in the temple. Feng spoke. Baochai and Daiyu came to the garden to explore Xiangyun in spring. When they met, they asked how they were doing and asked them to wait. Some people have seen it, and one or two people haven't, and they all praise it in unison. Xiangyun is the most familiar one. Taifei Nan 'an said with a smile, "You're here. I heard that I'm coming and I haven't come out yet, just waiting to be invited. I'll settle accounts with your uncle tomorrow. " Holding Tanchun in one hand and Baochai in the other, I asked him how old he was and praised him again and again. Because I let them go again, I played Daiyu's piano again. I really watched it carefully and it was great. He smiled again: "It's all good. You don't know which one to praise. " Someone has given five spare gifts: five gold rings and five wrist Zhu Xiang bracelets. Toffee Nanan smiled and said, "Don't be ridiculous, sisters. Leave it to the girls. " Five people are busy thanking each other. Princess Beijing also has five gifts, so I don't need to elaborate on the rest.
After drinking tea, I took a walk in the garden, and the old lady and others invited me to sit down. Toffee Nan 'an left and said she was unhappy. "If I don't come today, I really can't, so I'm sorry I have to say goodbye first." Grandmother Jia and others heard that it was inconvenient for them to stay long, so they gave way, escorted them to the gate of the garden and left in a sedan chair. Then the princess of Beijing just sat down and left. The rest also have final seats, and some don't. After a hard day's work, the next day, the grandmother was not alone, and Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang were in charge of everything. Some aristocratic men only bow in class, and Jia She, Jia Zheng, Jia Zhen and others reciprocate and take their seats in Ningfu. Not to mention.
These days, You Shi doesn't go back to the house at night, entertaining guests during the day and staying in Li's room in the garden at night. That evening, after serving the old lady's meal, the old lady said, "You are tired, so am I. Find something to eat and go to bed early. I have to get up early tomorrow. " You Shi promised to leave and went to Feng's room for dinner. Xi 'an is upstairs watching the new screen where people accept gifts. Only Pinger is in the house folding clothes with Xi 'an. You Yinshi asked, "Did your grandmother eat?" Pinger smiled and said, "Isn't Grandma invited to dinner?" You Shi smiled and said, "In that case, I will go somewhere else to find something to eat. I can't stand being hungry. " Say, go. Pinger smiled at once: "Grandma, come back quickly. I have a little heart here, and I have made up a little. Come back and eat. " You Shi smiled and said, "You are so busy, so I will fight with his sisters in the garden." Said and left. Pinger couldn't stay, so she had to.
Besides, You Shi came all the way to the garden, only to find that the main entrance and corner gate were still open and all kinds of lanterns were still hanging, so he asked the little girl to call the women in the class. The maid came into the classroom, but there was no one there, and she returned to Youde. You Shi told the housekeeper's woman. The girl answered and went out to the deer top outside the second door, where the woman in charge discussed the party. Here, only two women share fruits and vegetables. Because he asked, "Who's grandma? Grandma Dongfu is waiting for grandma and has something to say. " The two old women were only interested in sharing vegetables and fruits. When they heard that it was the grandmother of the East House, they didn't care too much, so they said, "The housekeeper and grandmother just left." "Break up," said the little girl. "Pass him at home." The old woman said, "We just look after the house, regardless of people. The girl wants to pass it on and then pass it on. " My little girl heard this: "alas, this is the opposite!" Why don't you pass it on? You coaxed the new comer, so you coaxed me! Pass it on or pass it on! At this moment, I have heard about Tiji, or rewarded the housekeeper, but you are scrambling to pass it around like dogs. I don't know who is who. Grandma Lian wants to pass it on, can you pass it on? "
One of the two old women drank wine, and the other was ashamed and angry at the girl for revealing her shortcomings. She replied, "You are ashamed! Whether we pass it on or not is none of your business! You don't have to find fault with us. Think about it. Your old mother is better than us at sneaking around in front of the housekeeper over there. What's the matter with' I see you eat mixed noodles under clear water'? Every household, other households, will go to your place for ostentation and extravagance if they can. On our side, you are still a little early! " The maid turned pale with anger and said, "Good, good, good!" "Turn around and come in to answer.
The You family had already entered the garden when they met Aroma, Baoqin and Xiangyun, who were joking with two nuns in the Dizang Temple. You's family said they were hungry, so she went to Hongyi Garden first. Aroma brought some vegetarian snacks to eat with you. Bao Qin and Xiang Yun are both eating tea and telling stories. The little girl came all the way and was so angry that she said everything just now. You Shi listened and sneered: "Who are these two?"
Second Aunt, Bao Qin, Xiangyun and others were afraid of You's anger, and quickly advised, "If nothing happens, this person must have misheard." Two grandmothers laughed at the girl and said, "You are a naughty child. If you confuse the old wet nurse, don't go back and forth. Our grandmother is covered in gold and has been tired for several days. She hasn't eaten yellow soup or spicy water. We can't make her happy for a while. Why do you say this? " Aroma said with a smile, "Good girl, go out and have a rest. I'll call them. " You Shi said, "Don't call anyone. Just call these two old women and call them Fenger over there." Aroma said with a smile, "It's my treat." You Shi said, "I don't want you to go." The two grandmothers immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Grandma used to be very generous, very generous. Today, the ancestors have a long history, and grandma is angry. Isn't it a topic of discussion? " Baoqin Xiangyun also advised them with a smile. You Shi said, "If it weren't for the future of the old lady, I would never do it. Leave it alone. "
While speaking, xiren had sent another girl to look for someone outside the garden gate, but she happened to meet Zhou Rui's family. The little girl told Zhou Rui's family about it. Although Zhou Rui's family doesn't care about anything, because he used to be Mrs. Wang's escort room, he was decent and smooth, and was responsible for entertaining guests everywhere, so all the owners of the room liked him. Hearing this today, he rushed into Yikangyuan and left despondently, saying, "I'm so angry with grandma, that's great!" At home, we are too used to it now. I'm not here. If I am, tell them to shave and wait a few days to settle accounts. "
When Madam You saw this, she said with a smile, "Sister Zhou, I've come to tell you something. This morning and evening, the door was still wide open and there were many people coming in and out. What should we do if something unexpected happens? So tell the class to turn off the lights and close the door. Who knows that no one has buds. " Zhou Rui's family said, "That's not bad! The day before yesterday, Second Daughter-in-law also told them that there were many people involved these days, so they had to close the door and blow the lights all night, and people who were not in the garden were not allowed to put them in. No one is here today. After these days, there will be a few fights. " You Shi said what the little girl said again. Zhou Rui's family said, "Grandma, don't be angry. After that, I'll tell the person in charge to shoot him. Just ask them, who told them to say this' family'! I have told them to blow out the lights and close the gate and corner gate. " In the confusion, I saw Xifeng send someone to invite me to dinner. You Shi said, "I'm not hungry either. I just ate some cakes. Please help yourself to your grandmother. "
After a while, Zhou Rui's wife came out and told Xi-feng what had just happened, adding, "These two mother-in-law are in charge, and we always talk unkindly to her. If grandma doesn't quit smoking, grandma will have a hard time. " "In that case," Feng said, "write down the names of two people. After these days, tie them up and send them to that mansion by the eldest sister-in-law, or beat them a few times or let them go. No big deal. " When Zhou Rui's family heard this, they couldn't wait for a word. Because of their disagreement, they went out and called the page home. After Feng's words, they called the family to see the old lady. At the same time, they immediately tied up the two women and sent them to the stable to guard them.
I don't know what happened to Lin zhixiao's family. At this time, they have lit the lamp, rushed in by car, and looked at Feng first. At the second door, the maids came out and said, "Grandma just rested. Grandma is in the garden, just ask her aunt to pick her up. " Lin zhixiao's family had to go into the garden and come to Daoxiang village, but the maids went back. You felt sorry for this and called him in. He smiled and said to him, "I asked you just now because I couldn't find anyone." Now that you have gone, it's no big deal. If anyone calls you in again, you'll have to come for nothing. It's no big deal, it has been released. " Lin zhixiao's wife also smiled: "the second lady sent someone to tell me that grandma has something to say to me." You Shi smiled and said, "If you are there, just pretend you didn't go and ask you nothing. Who told Feng Wench more about this? Sister Zhou said it. Go home and rest, it's nothing serious. " Li Wan tried to explain the reason again, but was stopped by You Shi.
Seeing this, Lin Zhixiao's family had to turn around and walk out of the garden. I happened to meet aunt Zhao, and she smiled and said, "Oh, sister-in-law! Why don't you go home and have a rest now? " Lin zhixiao's family said with a smile that he never went home, so he came in. This is another story. Aunt Zhao used to listen to these things very well, and she often contacted the woman in charge to get off to a good start. I heard what happened just now and what Lin Zhixiao said, so I told Lin Zhixiao's family again. Lin zhixiao's family said with a smile, "I see, it's still worth a fart!" You can't be theoretical if you are merciful. If you are narrow-minded, there will be a few tricks. " Aunt Zhao said, "Sister-in-law, although it's no big deal, it shows that they are a little too arrogant. Baba came to see you, obviously teasing you and calculating you. Take a break. I have something to do tomorrow, so I won't leave you for tea. "
After that, Lin Zhixiao's family came out and walked to a side door. Just now, the daughters of two women came up crying and begging. Lin zhixiao's wife smiled and said, "You are such a confused child. I don't even know who got your mother into trouble by talking nonsense. The second daughter-in-law sent someone to tie him up, not even me. Who am I going to find? " These two little girls are only seven or eight years old. They are ignorant and can only call for help. The tangled Lin Zhixiao couldn't help it, because he said, "Stupid thing! You left the door open, but you pestered me to come. Your sister is now married to the wife over there, the son of a maid. Go and tell your sister what your mother-in-law and wife can't say! " One word to remind one, that one is still begging. Spat Lin Zhixiao's family. "What a fool! When he said the past, it was all over. Nobody let his mother go, just hit your mother. " Afterwards, I got on the bus.
The little girl did come to tell her sister and Mrs. Fei. This woman Fei used to be Mrs. Xing's escort room, but it was out of date at first. Because the old lady hasn't made a big fuss about Mrs. Xing recently, even the people here have lost their prestige. Jia Zheng is surrounded by several decent people, and everyone is impatient. The old lady often sells herself in her old age, leans against Mrs. Xing, and often eats some wine, full of abuse and resentment. Now, for such an important event as Jia Mu's birthday celebration, she is already uncomfortable, pointing at the dog and making irresponsible remarks. People here don't compare with him either. Now, after listening to Zhou Ruigu's control, he tied up his in-laws and added fuel to the fire. With the removal of alcohol, he pointed to the partition and cursed for a while. Then I came up to beg Mrs. Xing and said that there was nothing wrong with my in-laws. "But, he had a fight with grandma's little daughter in that room for nothing, and Zhou Ruigu advised our second grandma to tie it in the stable. After these two days, he will fight again. I beg my wife-my mother-in-law is also an old woman in her seventies and eighties-to tell my second grandmother to spare him this time. "
After Mrs. Xing asked for Yuanyang, she made it boring. Later, I saw that the old lady was becoming more and more indifferent to him, and Xifeng's dignity surpassed her. The day before yesterday, Tai Fei from Nan 'an came to see his sister. The old lady only asked Tanchun to come out, but Yingchun seemed to be fine. There was resentment in her heart, but she couldn't figure it out. It's also worth these little people. They are too jealous to show their grievances, so they secretly make trouble and transfer their masters. First of all, I just sued the slaves there, and then I gradually sued Xi- feng. "I just coaxed the old lady into liking him, so I used my power to make a blessing, cured the second master and persuaded the second wife. I don't care about the decent lady here." Later, I told Mrs. Wang that "the old lady doesn't like her wife, and it's all instigated by the second wife and the second wife." Mrs. Xing is a hard-hearted woman, and her family will inevitably have some bad feelings. Recently, she really hates Feng. After listening to such a speech today, I don't want to talk about space.
Early the next morning, I met the old lady. All the people were here, sitting at the table watching the performance. Grandmother Jia is very happy to see that there are no distant relatives today. They are all descendants of their own families. They only wear plain clothes and often receive gifts in class. There is a sofa in the middle, with a pillow and a backrest. I lean on the sofa. Around the couch, there are small stools of the same color, surrounded by Baochai, Baoqin, Daiyu, Xiangyun, Yingchun, Tanchun and Xichun sisters. Inja? Mother also brought her daughter Luan Xi, and Jia Qiong's mother also brought her four sisters and several granddaughters, twenty or so. When the old lady saw that Luan and Fourth Sister were well-bred, and their manners were different, she liked them and ordered them to sit on the couch together. Baoyu and Grandmother Jia beat their legs at the foot of the couch. Aunt Xue is the chief, and the last two lines are counted down the room. The two corridors outside the curtain are all male guests at home, and they also take turns to sit.
First, the female guests salute together, and then the male guests salute. Grandmother Jia leaned back on the couch and ordered people to say "forget it", which she had already done. Then Lai Da and others led people to kneel down from the instrument door to the hall, kowtowing and bowing, and then the daughters-in-law of each family, and then the maids of each room, were busy with two or three meals. Then he carried many cages and released them in the yard. Jia She and others burned the birthday paper before they started drinking. After the Chinese opera, the old lady came in to have a rest and ordered Xi-feng to stay for two days before leaving. After coming out, she told her mother that her two mothers had been taken care of by Feng and they were eager to hear from her. The two of them would rather fool around in the garden than go home at night.
In the evening, Mrs. Xing smiled and pleaded with Xifeng in front of everyone. "I heard that the second wife was angry last night and sent the Zhou family to tie up two old ladies. I don't know what crime she committed. Theoretically, I shouldn't beg for love. I think the old lady will live a good life and make a determined effort to help the poor and the elderly without money or rice. Our family will torture others first. Don't look at my face, just look at the old lady and let them go. " Afterwards, I got on the bus.
Hearing this, Feng was ashamed and angry in front of everyone. She couldn't find an idea for a moment, and her face turned purple. She turned to Lai's guest and said with a smile, "This is the origin of it. Yesterday, because the people here offended the eldest sister-in-law, I was afraid that the eldest sister-in-law would be oversensitive, so I let him share it, not offend me. Whose ears are so fast. " When Mrs. Wang asked why, Xi Feng smiled and told Mrs. Wang what happened yesterday. You Shi also smiled: "Even I don't know. You have too many things to do. " Xi- Feng said, "I feel sorry for your face, so it's just a gift, waiting for you to develop it." Just as someone offended me at your place, you naturally sent me here to do my best. What a good slave he is, this gift can't be wrong. I don't know who didn't contribute in the past. This is also something to say. "Mrs. Wang said," what your wife said is. Even brother Zhen's daughter-in-law is not an outsider, so there is no need to give these gifts. The future of the old lady is important, and it is right to let them go. " As he spoke, he ordered someone to release the two women later.
The more annoyed Feng Yue thought, the more ashamed he felt. Unconsciously, she became frustrated, turned her worries into happiness and shed tears. Go back to your room and cry in anger. It doesn't make people feel anything. It was Jia Mu who sent Amber to ask Li Peng to speak. Amber saw it and said in surprise, "Well, what is the reason?" There is waiting for you. "
Hearing this, Feng quickly wiped away her tears, put on makeup on her face, and then came over with amber. Grandmother Jia asked, "How many people gave gifts the other day with screens?" Feng Dao: "* * * Sixteen have screens, twelve are big and four are small. Among them, Zhen Shi is the only one in the south of the Yangtze River, with 12 large screens, full beds of red silk and clay gold for the birthday, which is first-class. There is also a cup of Guangdong General Wu's family. " Grandmother Jia said, "In that case, don't touch these two men. I will give them away. " Xifeng agreed.
Yuanyang suddenly came to see Xi-feng, and the old lady said, "Don't you know him? Just look at something. " Yuanyang said with a smile, "Why his eyes are swollen, so I'm surprised. Just look. " Hearing this, Jia Mu came in to have a look. Feng said with a smile, "I just feel itchy and swollen." Yuanyang said with a smile, "Don't be angry with anyone." "Whoever dares to be angry with me will be angry with me," Feng said. "I dare not cry when the old lady is happy." "Exactly," said Grandmother Jia. . I was just about to have dinner. You send me to eat, and you can eat the rest with your daughter-in-law Jane. You two are here to help the two masters choose Buddha for me, and you are also saving your lives. Your sisters and Baoyu picked it the other day, and now they want you to pick it. Don't call me partial. "
When you speak, put a table of vegetarian dishes first. The two aunts ate before serving. After eating, the grandmother was carried out of the outer room. Xi-feng You was having dinner when Grandmother Jia called her four sisters. After dinner with them, I washed my hands, lit incense and brought a liter of beans. The two aunts read the Buddha's prayer first, and then picked it up one by one with a dustpan. Every time they pick one, they read the Buddha once. It will be cooked tomorrow, and people will get married at the Cross Street. Old lady Jia listened askew to the two old ladies talking about the good deeds of Buddhism.
Yuanyang had heard Amber say that Xifeng was crying, so she asked Pinger why she was crying. In the evening, when they left, they replied, "The second mistress is still crying, and the eldest wife Z over there is ashamed of her." The grandmother asked why, and Yuanyang told her. "This is a gift from Miss Feng," said Grandmother Jia. Don't let my minions offend all the clan owners for my birthday. This is because my wife was too angry to get angry, so she took this method today, obviously because Z embarrassed Feng Er. " Just then, I saw Baoqin and others come in and stopped talking.
Jia asked, "Where are you from?" Baoqin said, "Everyone is talking in Sister Lin's room in the garden." Grandmother Jia suddenly remembered something, so she called an old woman and said, "Go and tell all the women in the garden. Although Xi Jie and Si Jie are poor, they are just like girls at home. Let's take care of their hearts. I know that both men and women in our family are' one rich heart and two decent eyes', and they may not take it seriously. Some people look down on them, I don't listen. " The woman agreed to leave, and Yuanyang said, "I'll leave when I say so. They are there to listen to him. " He walked straight to the garden as he spoke.
Go to Daoxiang Village first. Li Wan and You Shi are not here. Asked the maid, "They are all at the third daughter's place." Yuanyang turned and came to Xiaocui Garden again, and found that everyone in the garden was joking there. When they saw him coming, they all smiled and said, "What are you doing here now?" Let him sit down again. Yuanyang said with a smile, "Don't let me go shopping, too?" So I said what I just said again. Li Wan quickly got up and listened, so she called a leader from all over the country. So that they can spread it to everyone. Not to mention.
At this point, You Shi said with a smile, "The old lady is anxious to realize that we young and strong people can't catch up with ten." Li Wan said, "Miss Feng is clever and has a ghost, and her footsteps are not far away. We can't. " Yuanyang said, "Come on, let's talk about Feng and Hu. She's pathetic, too Although there have been no mistakes in front of the old lady and her husband in recent years, I don't know how many people have been offended by this. In short, it is difficult to be a man: you are too honest, your in-laws are too honest, and your family is not afraid. If there are some changes, you will be cured once and for all. Today, our family is better. These new grandmothers with slave names are satisfied and don't know what to do. Some people are not satisfied, either biting their tongues behind their backs or being picky. I'm afraid the old lady will be angry and won't say anything. Otherwise, I tell you, everyone can't live a peaceful life. It's not like I said that the old lady was partial to Baoyu in front of Third Girl, and someone complained behind her back. It's local. Now that the old lady loves you, it sounds bad to me. Is this ridiculous? " Tanchun smiled and said, "There are many fools, but there are more tests there. I said less than family members. Although I am a little cold, I am very happy, and everyone is very happy. There are so many people in our family who are happy outside, but they don't know that the troubles that can't be said here are even more difficult. "
Baoyu said, "Everyone is as considerate as Third Sister. I've always advised you not to listen to those cliches, but to think about those cliches, so long as you have money and face. We are not without this kind of happiness, we should be confused. " You Shi said, "Everyone is like you. They are really carefree. They only laugh with their sisters, eat when they are hungry and sleep when they are sleepy. After a few years, they will still be like this and will not worry about the future at all. " Baoyu said with a smile, "I can live with my sisters day by day, and when I die, it's over." What is left is not left. "Li Wan and others all smiled and said," This is nonsense again. Even if you are a loser and stay here all your life, don't all his sisters go out? "You Shi smiled and said," I can't blame everyone for saying that he gave birth to a fake child. What a fool. Baoyu said with a smile, "You don't know who lives and who dies." . If I die today and tomorrow, this year and next year, it will be a lifetime of satisfaction. Before they finished, they said, "But you are crazy again." Don't talk to him. If you talk to him, you are either stupid or crazy. "Luan Xi said with a smile," don't say so, second brother. When all the sisters here are married, the old lady and her wife are lonely anyway. I will accompany you. Li Wan and others all laughed and said, "Miss, don't be silly. "。 Aren't you going out? Who is this? "Said Luan Xi bowed his head. It's already midnight, everyone has gone back to their rooms to rest, and everyone has stopped talking about it.
Talk about the return of Yuanyang all the way. As soon as she got to the garden gate, she saw that the door in the corner was unlocked and not bolted. There is no one in the park at this time, only the lights in the class are hidden, and the moon is half a day. Yuanyang never had a companion, nor did she carry a lantern. She is alone, and her footsteps are very light. Everyone in the class ignores her. I have a partial eclipse and need to urinate. Because I got off the road forever, I went to a lake and rocks to find grass, and the shade of the big laurel tree. As soon as I turned the stone, I heard a burst of clothes ringing and got a fright. Looking intently, I saw two people there. Seeing him coming, I wanted to hide in the bushes behind the stone. Mandarin ducks have sharp eyes. In the moonlight, she saw a chess player in Yingchun room, wearing a red skirt and combing her head, tall and strong. Yuanyang thought it was convenient for him and other girls to be here. When she came, she deliberately hid to play, so she cried with a smile, "Siqi, don't come out soon. You scared me, so I cried and took it as a thief." No one is dark during the day for such a big girl, but she is not stubborn enough. "
This is a joke of Yuanyang. Tell him to come out. Who knew he was a timid thief? He just thought Yuanyang had seen his story and cried out in fear, which made everyone feel even worse. Besides, Yuanyang, who is as close to herself as others, ran out from behind the tree, grabbed Yuanyang and knelt down and said, "Good sister, don't shout!" " Yuanyang didn't know why, so she quickly pulled him up and asked with a smile, "What do you mean?" Si Qi's face was red and swollen, and she was crying again. Yuanyang recalled that the figure was in a trance like a page, and she doubted it. She blushed and was afraid again. After a while, he asked calmly, "Who is that?" Siqi knelt down again and said, "It's my aunt, uncle and brother." Yuanyang spat and said, "Die, die." Si Qi turned around and whispered, "You don't have to hide. Sister has seen it. Come out and kowtow. " After listening, the page had to climb out from behind the tree and kowtow like garlic. Yuanyang was about to turn around when Siqi grabbed her and begged, "Our lives depend on our sister. It is important that she can survive!" Yuanyang said, "Don't worry, I just won't tell anyone anyway."
Without saying a word, someone in the corner door said, "Miss Jin is out. Lock the corner door. " Yuanyang was held hostage by Siqi and couldn't get away. She listened and said, "I have something to do here, so don't say it." I came out. " Si Qi had to let him go.
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