Classic funny stupid animal jokes

1. Squirrels and elephants are on the same plane. The plane crashed midway and all the parachutes were broken. The squirrel put up its tail. When the parachute jumped out of the plane and landed safely, the elephant grabbed a piece of cowhide and jumped in despair. The squirrel found that the elephant was safe and sound, and asked in surprise, you are so big and your cowhide is so small. How did you get down? The elephant proudly said, fortunately, I used my quick wits to blow up the cowhide!

Brother Pig said, "Sister, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket?"

Sister pig: "If you get it right, can you give it to me?"

Brother Pig said, "If you guess correctly, I will give it to you both."

Sister pig drooled and thought for a while.

Say decisively: "Three pieces!"

3. A mule fell in love with a donkey. Later, they got married, but because of well-known reasons, the mule couldn't get his wife pregnant, and they were very upset about it. Suddenly one day, the donkey said to the mule, "honey, I have good news for you." Thanks to your efforts, I am finally pregnant. " The mule shouted excitedly, "Really? I finally succeeded? ! "Then he smiled and ran to tell his mother-an old horse. The old horse quietly looked at the mule with pity.

After a while, the mule finally welcomed his first child.

When the little guy grows up, he can run and shout. The mule looked at the little guy and looked exactly like himself, and smiled with relief. He said with satisfaction, "It really is my species, and it looks exactly like Lao Zi."

Suddenly, the little mule gave him a dissatisfied white look and shouted, "Brother, don't make a mistake, I am your brother!" " "

Hearing this, the mule was furious, slapped him and scolded, "* * *, why are you as stupid as your grandfather?"