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How to improve men's impression of you: holding beer, naked, walking leisurely;

How to make dogs drink water: put them in a blender together;

How do men wash clothes: wear them when they are dirty, and then wear them when they are dirty until they can no longer wear them;

What makes you judge that lawyers are lying: their lips are moving;

What animal has 8 arms and 4 legs: Peter dog in children's playground (torn by children);

How to make a cat bark like a dog: soak in gasoline and set fire to it;

Once upon a time, there was a young man from Calcutta. He is a stutterer. He said, pass me the ham, jam and cloth pudding.

Why do you judge that you are overweight? You stand on the scale, and the scale shows "to be continued";

Why do Italians wear many gold necklaces around their necks? They can know where to stop when shaving.

If your wife comes out of the kitchen and nags you, what did you do wrong? The chain tied to your wife is too long.