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A 350-word composition by the strange man Zhang Dali
There is a famous "strange man" in our class. Everyone knows about him. He is Zhang Hongbo, a classmate in our class. Zhang Hongbo has a big head, but his eyes are very space-saving, and he is of medium height. , eating as fat as steamed buns. Why do I call him a 'wonder'? Reason one; he is among the best in learning and is good at thinking. Reason two: He is also the best at painting, and his paintings are real and lifelike. Reason three: He just has poor hygiene. His desk is messy with all kinds of rubbish. We all gave him a nickname, "Pink Processing Factory". Haha, this name is creative. Reason 4: He loves to make fun of others. If someone says something wrong, he will laugh out loud, sometimes not, just occasionally. Reason 5: He loves girls. For example, his deskmate Wang Fengmin was bullied by Zhang Hongbo every day. Wang Fengmin was so angry that he became so angry that his eyes were as big as the sky and he was cruel. Wang Fengmin was often defeated by his subordinates, and sometimes he would get angry. Yes, there is a saying that says, "If a tiger doesn't show its power, you will think I'm a sick cat." That's why I say he is a strange person. There is such a person in the world. There is a saying that is very true. "The world is so big that there are no wonders in it." There is no perfect person in the world. In fact, I envy Zhang Hongbo very much. He is really good at painting. He is also very good at studying, but sometimes I hate him. He always comes to tease you and make fun of you. He didn't dare to bully me, so he bullied Wang Fengmin. The teacher said something, and in retrospect it is true: the weak are afraid of the strong, and the powerful are afraid of their lives.
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