Jokes about ghost stories

Lead: Joke is a simple artistic language, which can alleviate our unhappiness. Here are some jokes about ghost stories I prepared. Let's have a good laugh!

1) ghost killing

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason.

Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.

He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life.

Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with long hair fluttering, red tongue hanging down and fingers hooked to kill him.

Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.

The Taoist asked him to do three things.

First, give his girlfriend a good burial.

Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death.

Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes.

Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!

He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but he couldn't find the bloody coat.

It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.

He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the sound of broken glass made people even more jumpy. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, her eyes dripping with blood, and she pointed at him with a ferocious face and rapped out.

Do you know why the blood won't wash away? "

He was too scared to say a word.

The girlfriend continued: "Because you are useless to Diao brand washing powder, idiot."

(2) Meet a female ghost at night

It was already deep at night, and a taxi driver decided to take another passenger home, but there were not many people on the road.

The driver drove aimlessly and found a white shadow shaking in front and waving to him. There are people in the silent night, and this situation has to remind people of something they don't want to think of, that is, ghosts! ! !

But in the end, the driver decided to give her a hand. The man got on the bus and said in a sad hoarse voice, ""

Please go to the crematorium. "The driver Ji Ling made a cold shiver. Is she really ... he can't think down, and he dare not think down. He regrets it, but now he must send her to her destination as soon as possible.

The woman's face is comely and pale, and she has nothing to say all the way, which makes people feel creepy. The driver really can't go on. When he was almost where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered, "Miss, I'm sorry. It's hard to turn back ahead. Go by yourself. It is already very close. " The woman nodded and asked, "How much is that?"

? "The driver said quickly," forget it, forget it.

It is not easy for you, a woman, to come here so late. Forget it! ""How dare you? " "That's it!" The driver insisted.

Women can't help it. "Well, thank you!" Say that finish, opened the door. ...

The driver turned to start the car, but he didn't hear the door closing, so he turned around ... how did that woman disappear so quickly? He looked and sat down, no! There is nothing in the front, back, left and right of the car! Did she just disappear?

The driver's curiosity made him think about it. He got out of the car and came to the open door. "That woman walked so fast, or did she just ..." He was about to collapse and was about to leave here when a bloody hand patted him on the shoulder. He looked back, and the woman stood in front of him, her face covered with blood, and she spoke.

"master! Please don't stop at the ditch next time you stop ... "