Classic spoof joke story

Story: On the basis of realistic cognitive view, it is described as an abnormal phenomenon. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. It emphasizes the vividness and coherence of the plot and is more suitable for oral narration. Let me tell you a classic joke story. Welcome to read!

A spoof joke story (1)

I was chatting on my mobile phone when a stranger suddenly appeared: I like you. Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: Sorry, I have a girlfriend.

Stranger: No wonder you play mobile phone every day recently. I'm your father. Come back tonight and talk!

Me: Woo. ...

The next day, another stranger appeared: I like you. Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: I don't have a girlfriend.

Stranger: I am your girlfriend. I knew you didn't like me!

Me: Sorry, dear. I thought my dad was playing me. ...

Stranger: So what your father said is true. I'm your mother. Come back and talk at night.

Me: ... ah!

A spoof joke story (2)

In the waiting room of the railway station, a girl is feeding durian to her boyfriend, and there is no one around, so the waiting room is filled with the smell of durian. I really can't stand it. I went over to the girl and said, this is a public place. Please consider everyone's feelings. Can you feed me, too?

A spoof joke story (3)

Today, I read an article entitled: You can't drink the water that has just boiled, and the top ten drinking habits are fatal.

I haven't read any books. After reading it, I just want to add that the most important thing is what the author left behind. The reason why freshly boiled water can't be drunk is that it burns your mouth.

A spoof joke story (4)

"Have you heard of Amway?"

My sister got up and left without looking at me. The subway was so crowded that I found a seat easily.

A spoof joke story (5)

Now the aging is more and more serious, and the birth rate of children has dropped sharply, which will be replaced by other biological species sooner or later.

Q: But we ate almost all other kinds of food?

A spoof joke story (6)

He said, "God, I just want a job with a stable income, a beautiful wife and a brother who risked his life for me. Help me! "

Answer: "Dalang, be content ..."

A spoof joke story (7)

It is said that the company pays wages in cash. Yesterday, it just paid the completion capital, squeezed the bus into its trouser pocket and went home to find that the money was gone.

Evaluation: You are almost thirty years old, and you don't feel that one month's salary is easily taken away from your trouser pocket. How dare you call the police!

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