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1, a classmate went to play football and put his contact lenses in a mineral water bottle that he drank half a bottle. After playing the ball, he found that the bottle was empty and the "criminal" was still missing.

2. My roommate went to study for himself without breakfast. We asked him to sit in the front row, and he readily agreed.

When we went to the classroom after dinner, he actually stood at the door and said gloomily, "It's over. You see, a girl occupies the first row around a scarf. "

On the day of self-study, after class, we pooled our money to buy a roll of toilet paper for him to take tomorrow. . .

3, a big old man at the same table in high school, with thick, thick and curly hair.

One day I said that his hair was like a bristle, and he was not convinced. He tore off one and asked the girl behind him, "What do you think this is?"

The girl suddenly blushed-"rogue!"

In the self-study class, students are doing their homework. The teacher said, "Ask me if you have any questions!"

One or two students went over and said, "Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?"

5. After going to college, I go to bed in the morning and don't like breakfast. One day I chatted with my high school friends and joked that skipping breakfast could save a lot of money.

I only heard him say weakly: Yes, it's good to save money for medicine.

After listening to this sentence, I ate breakfast unconsciously.