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The local tyrant's son has poor academic performance. One day in class, the teacher asked him who burned Yuanmingyuan, and he said he didn't burn it! At that time, the teacher called his father and said: Your son's class has become more and more outrageous recently. I asked who burned Yuanmingyuan, but he actually replied that he didn't burn it. . . . . . After returning home, he was beaten up by his father. The next day, his father called the teacher and said, Last night, he admitted to burning the Yuanmingyuan! -teacher, no matter how much money, our family will pay! The next day, the history teacher was furious and said to the headmaster, I asked him who burned the Yuanmingyuan. His father actually said that no matter how much money he paid, it really pissed me off. Hearing this, the headmaster said earnestly, burn it, but you don't know that his father is a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a famous entrepreneur in our city and a red man around the mayor. He sponsored our school, not to be taunted! By the way, which unit is that circle? Burn it and let his father build another one. The history teacher was even more angry when he heard this. He reported it to the director of education ... The director of education said it was useless to worry. At that time, the news was blocked urgently, so that reporters did not know that it was burned by students in our school. In addition, this classmate transferred to another school first, and asked his parents to cooperate with relatives and friends, not to spread the news and not to expand the influence ... On the third day, the mayor came to the school and angered the principal: you turtle son! Do you know how deadly it is for me to have an election soon? Let me ask you, is the fire under control? Is the fireman here? The headmaster said, I wasn't there at that time, and I don't know how the rabbit set the fire. The mayor said, you should investigate quickly and report directly to me as soon as possible ... On the fourth day, the municipal party committee held a standing committee to study the serious safety accidents that undermined the general election and disrupted social order, and made five important instructions: First, no matter who burned it, no matter how big the background, it will never be tolerated once it is verified; Two, notify the city's fire department, immediately organize fire fighting, blocking the scene. Third, notify the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee, strengthen media supervision, do a good job in network security, and prohibit rumors. Four, the deputy mayor in charge of education, immediately suspended from inspection, education director removed from office, the principal removed; Five, report to the provincial party committee for instructions. On the fifth day, the local tyrant turned himself in with his son. The police chief pointed to the students and said, you little bastard, you just burned clean and left no trace on the scene. We searched all over the city, but found no trace of Zhu Si. Tell me where you burned it, be honest and lenient, and resist it strictly ... The local tyrant said, Wang Ju, this fire was actually not set by my son, and some people saw that I made a few dollars over the years. The director said, Miss Li, we also thought of this. As a young man, how can he have such great courage? There must be something fishy behind this ... Three days later, under the leadership of the municipal party committee, the public security bureau conducted a thorough investigation of this incident, and the truth of the case came out. It turned out that the Yuanmingyuan fire was actually a history teacher's revenge for the soil. Finally, the history teacher went crazy and wanted to dig a hole and bury himself alive. When it comes to digging holes, the problem comes. Which excavator technology is better?