Ask for a humorous tour guide introduction?

Introduction-introduce yourself in laughter. BenQ (morning delegation) Good morning, everyone! Da-Jia-Zao-Shang -OK! (Add when the guest doesn't respond), very good, everyone is awake, now please raise your noble heads and look at the car. What do you see? A tour guide? Yes! I am your tour guide today, so please remember my face that is not handsome but finally worthy of the audience (laughter) and keep me in mind. The journey was pleasant and relaxed. Next, I will formally introduce myself to you. Oh, my excited heart and trembling hands, I'm going to make a fool of myself when I pick up the receiver. People who don't applaud will say I'm ugly (all the guests I brought laughed and applauded well). Well, thank you for your applause. There is another sentence behind. Whoever says I'm ugly, I'll leave as soon as I get off the bus (laughs). You can see from everyone's applause. As for me, I am a full-time tour guide of XX Travel Agency. My name is Liu Mingji. Please repeat after me. Very good. Pay attention. I'm Liu from Andy Lau. Look at so many beautiful women in this car. I want to be a hooligan. (Laughter) It's dawn. This is not a rooster or a hen. It's not a plane or a cell phone. Wow! It's all about big singers. Someone asked, Do you sing well? I will solve your problem later. I'll sing you a song when I send you back. When you think I sing well, you clap your left hand with your right hand. If you feel bad, clap your left hand with your right hand. After talking a lot, everyone may not remember my name. What shall we do? We can't remember three words, but two words are enough, right? Otawa, our tour guide, is as young and energetic as I am. You can call me Xiao Liu or Director Liu. Secondly, everyone is destined to be a family in a car. As the old saying goes, you can cross the boat for a hundred years and sleep with your pillow for a thousand years. Today, we eat together, travel together, play together, and we still live together. Hey, how can we live together? Don't we live together? Since we live together, everyone can call me by my nickname. My mother gave me this nickname, but I didn't tell him. Everyone can call me Xiaoji (laughter). Speaking of my nickname, I thought of a joke. It said that one day in the zoo, kittens, puppies, rabbits and chickens were talking about their names. The kitten said, "My mother calls me a kitten." "Very well," said the dog. My mother calls me a puppy. It's good. The rabbit said, "My mother calls me Little Rabbit." It's good, too. "Hearing this, the chicken said," Let's talk. "I walked first (laughter). I saw some tourists snickering. It seems that you all know what mother hen called him, so I hope you can just call me Xiaoji, and don't add words at the end-(Laughter). After talking about the names that can be called, what names can't be called? First, the tour guide, because you called a tour guide in the car. I know you called me, but there were many tour guides after arriving at the scenic spot. Calling a tour guide may attract a group of tour guides. The second is handsome, because all the people walking in the street are handsome, and you attract more people than the bees in the bee nest (laughter), so please call me Xiao Liu, Liu Dao or Xiao Ji, and whoever you call them will laugh. As long as you need me, Xiaoji will appear in front of you for the first time. Well, after I finish talking about myself, I want to introduce you to an important person. Generally, important people will have voices when they appear-well, thank you for your applause. He is our charming, handsome, everyone loves him, men see cars, women see vinegar, and women see Master Zhang who drinks honey (laughs). From the back of the head, he looks like Tony Leung Chiu Wai. Want to? Then let master Zhang stand up and say hello to everyone, okay? Okay, that won't work. Who will drive us when he stands up? Ok, on behalf of teacher Zhang, I thank you for your applause. Don't look at this young master Zhang. He drives a car with great skill. In Northeast dialect, it is "Okaoka's". Although Master Zhang is serious. He is a red flag at home, and colorful flags are fluttering outside. (Laughter) He has two wives. The first wife washes clothes and cooks for him at home, and the second wife accompanies him everywhere. His little wife is with us today. Let's look for it, look for it. Actually, his little wife is our car. Do you think Master Zhang's little wife is beautiful? Isn't it beautiful? Then everyone should take good care of him, keep the car clean and love her, just as they love your little wives and husbands. Then when you travel, you must obey the guide's leadership and follow the guide. You can eat and drink, ask everything, and you are not tired when you walk. When you arrive at the scenic spot, please follow the guide flag of Xiaoji. If the flag doesn't fall, don't run around, because only by following the guiding flag of Xiaoji can you feel good! SP: This article may not be suitable for everyone, but I think it is a good tour guide skill and something that can be used for reference. In fact, I summed it up after listening to many speeches by my predecessors. I don't think any tour guide words are good, that is to say, no tour guide words are bad, and what suits me is the best! Traditionally, male tour guides should try their best to learn humor, while female tour guides should avoid being frivolous in humor. In short, humor is very important in the explanation of tour guides, especially when taking tour groups from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan. Many times, tourists don't need much knowledge from you, what they need more is a relaxed and pleasant journey, and your humorous explanation can give them these. The purpose of writing this article is not to say that what I say is good. In front of many predecessors, I just teach others an axe, but there are always clowns showing their ass, so I summed up what I said on weekdays, hoping to share my gains with you, and hope that you can give us more valuable advice and let us do better!

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