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Interesting sentences that say your face is big

I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year to light your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. "Love Hong Kong" will always be the loyal guardian of the Party and the people.

3. It happened that the grandson who knew Sun still depends on Sun today! elegant

Those fierce women who dare to eat should dare to face the fat body and the critical eyes of the masses.

5. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Looking at your face from a distance seems close at hand."

6. Ma Hua Teng said privately, "It is better to talk about QQ for half a year than to learn Chinese for ten years!"

7. "I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean against, comfortable to hold" and "uncomfortable to look at"

8. If an enterprise wants to continue to operate, it must first be recognized by society and users. Only when the enterprise is always sincere to its users can the user society repay the enterprise and ensure its development. -Zhang Ruimin

9, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, far fragrant and smelly, what I hate is that I have a big face and no self-knowledge.

10, determination Work performance is the three major elements of human activities, determination is the door to career, and work is a journey into the house. At the end of this journey, there is success waiting to celebrate the fruits of your efforts.

1 1. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop. I forgot the year, month and day when I carved a face on the wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.

12, you never know how bad your luck is without buying lottery tickets, how bad your popularity is without borrowing money, and how ugly you are without confessing.

13, it doesn't matter if the face is big, just look good, and the face is bigger and more obvious.

14, see the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck losing weight!

15, Mary: Why did you tear me so ugly? Jing He: You don't know your face is big!

16. But when people talk about love and ask when the grapes will ripen first, you have to wait and wait, even if the harvest is lost, you have to keep it.

17, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

18, learn to be a tough bitch, how to live without affectation, how to live proudly, and how to live without cowardice.

19, meeting you is the happiness of my life, and I will cherish everything now. Now I can't give you good living conditions for the time being, but I will redouble my efforts to make your life happier.

20. I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

2 1, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

22. It is a kind of compensation that people waste because they are unhappy. For example, if her husband is cold to her, he will spend money indiscriminately.

23. There was a child who was always taken by others with a smiling face as big as a kite, so he went home crying and asked his mother.

24. The face is big without cutting bones, and the face is beautiful and clear.