I'm in a bad mood today. Who can tell me a joke to make me happy? thank you

What students want to say to their teachers most is that they can't say it. . .

1. Don't take my patience as a gambling book for your delay!

2. Don't stare at me all the time. Stare again, I'll charge!

3. You talk about yours and I talk about mine. Let's stay out of it!

4. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen, nitrogen? Then squat in the corner and explode yourself!

5. No matter how sharp your eyes are, you can't get past my firewall. Don't shake them! ! !

6. Without enough sleep, how can I get through all night?

7. You give a passionate lecture on your platform, and I will sleep in my place!

8. It is your duty to educate us, and it is our right not to be educated!

9. Have you talked enough? My patience is limited, OK?

1. The bell is the command. The bell is ringing. It's time for you to go!

11. Examination is a teacher's magic weapon. Achievement is the lifeblood of students. Don't spoil my life with your magic weapon!

12. I've already washed my face. I don't want you to wash my face again with spit!

13. Whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

14. You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, all you said was nonsense!

15. Don't threaten us easily, you know, we are not afraid of you, only the bottle of sulfuric acid in your hand!

16. It's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic!

17. He who doesn't know makes mistakes. I really didn't know I had homework yesterday!

18. You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

Did you laugh today? Hehe, happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day. Let's live happily every day and adopt my answer. (* _ _ *)

Hee hee!