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A collection of 600-word essays written by my classmates for the first grade of junior high school
Part 1: A collection of 600-word essays by my classmates for the first grade of junior high school.
In each class, there will be a group of different students, studying together and accompanying each other. Let time go away from you with light steps.
"What are you doing? I'm warning you! You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my hairstyle!" The funny boy known as "Brother Tao" has already had his hair tied up in a "upside-down" bun. braid", causing the whole class to burst into laughter. "Why are you laughing? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?" After saying that, he put on a charming pose, which made people burst into tears. "I said you are mentally disturbed, right?" Before Brother Tao could react, , has already suffered a "violent chestnut".
"Okay, stop making trouble, be quiet, and wait carefully until the squad leader gets angry!" Xiao Qi, an intellectual in the class, kindly reminded. After saying that, he walked up to Brother Tao, grabbed the braid that Brother Tao was "proud of" and pulled it off suddenly. Brother Tao immediately held his head and shouted: "Hey, I'm a aunt, you should be gentler!"
As my brother Tao cried, the chubby brother Xiao Mao in the class and Fatty Alang ran as fast as he could, as if he was in an endless tug-of-war. Arango, who was already out of breath from exhaustion after one lap of the running exercise, was now running with a smile on his face, as if he had endless energy. Suddenly, there was a "bang" and there was a vibration in the classroom. Turning around to look, Brother Xiao Mao had already fallen onto his back. Seeing the funny way Xiao Mao fell, the classmates jokingly said: "How big is this earthquake, Xiao Mao!" The classmates laughed again, and Brother Xiao Mao disappeared in a flash.
Suddenly, the altitude suddenly After falling a lot, I saw the monitor slowly walking up to the podium with a radiant smile on his face. However, this was not a good sign. The monitor's smile was often the prelude to the storm. "Red rainstorm warning. "He returned to his seat as if he was running away. At that moment, Brother Tao screamed, his teeth chattered, the squad leader yelled angrily, and he read aloud, all at once, it was necessary for everyone to suffer.
This is They are my classmates. We have made many jokes with each other. We have spent day after day. Many things will happen every day. Every day is a live broadcast. We should cherish the days we have together again. Chapter 2: My Classmate Composition. A collection of 600 words from the first grade of junior high school
He and I are classmates in the first grade of junior high school. We have a very good friendship. He has a tenacious and competitive heart. This is what I admire about him.
A pair of blue-rimmed glasses is particularly eye-catching on his smart little head. His thick eyebrows match perfectly with his exquisite big eyes, and his high bridge of nose is close to the With his thick but pink lips, he was a very handsome boy.
The first time I came into contact with him was like fate. I was responsible for setting up the class library corner. District, the bookshelf was empty at that time, not a speck of dust on it. Just when I was worried about everyone's refusal to hand in their books, he immediately handed over his books to me, which not only helped me solve the problem, but also helped more than a dozen people. A friend handed in the book on the spot, which made my work proceed in an orderly manner. I told myself at that time that I was determined to be this friend.
But the last thing was that I was inseparable from him. What impressed me deeply was that time, the school organized a mid-term exam. After leaving the examination room, I returned to the class with him. When the results came out, he was dumbfounded. He had no idea that he would get such a low score. Coupled with the cynicism from his classmates, his mood became very low and he couldn't help but shed tears, but I could only accompany him silently.
After school, he and I walked on the road together. Speechless. Before leaving, he clenched his fists tightly and said to me: "Don't worry, I will prove my strength. I want to tell them that I will definitely surpass them. "After that, he left. His words were resounding, and I could deeply feel his firm determination and tenacious perseverance.
For a long time afterwards, I always saw him immersed in studying alone. I don't know. Tired. Finally, hard work pays off.
During the final exam, the smile that had disappeared for a long time appeared on his face again. No need to guess, he really did it.
He is such a person, a person who refuses to admit defeat. His determination and strength are worth learning from. I am truly lucky to have such a friend. Chapter 3: A collection of 600-word essays on my classmates from the first year of junior high school
She has long black hair that hangs on her shoulders all day long, looking like an old witch. In my long and short memory, she gave me more bad impressions than good ones, maybe because she was so naughty! Normally, she always has a look of incompetence on her face, and I always worry about her. Despite her incompetent expression, she is worth learning from me in many aspects. For example: In English, her grades are better than mine; she likes singing, etc.
But she and her friends were indescribable once they started playing. No, it can be described as audacious. Let me tell you why you say this about her! In class, she likes to hide in a golden room very much, so the teacher doesn't have to teach her!
The clearest thing in my memory is: in a geography class, she kept her beauty hidden in a golden house as usual. Hey, you are indeed a geography teacher. Geography teachers are great! The eyes are really like Sun Wukong’s flaming eyes! I was listening to the class, so I didn't want this sudden incident to interrupt my mood. In my heart, I thought it was her. At first I was sympathetic, but after class I treated her like a naughty child and gloated to her. It must have been more than fifty minutes since get out of class ended. About two-thirds of these fifty minutes were my pity for her, and one-third was my gloating about her misfortune. Unexpectedly, after being criticized by the teacher, she would come to teach me a lesson with her classmates or friends. As a result, I got bitten. Finally, I apologized to her.
Another thing that impressed me the most was: in a class, she was so obsessed with playing with the classmates behind her. This did not affect my normal listening to the class, because I was used to it! Unexpectedly, the more she played, the more fascinated she became, as I said before, she was so bold. Suddenly, she pushed a classmate behind her. Here comes a continuous collision. Suddenly, I heard her apologetic language and glared at her, and she quickly retracted. That day, the teacher didn't say anything. However, when the final exam came, she also felt very guilty. The head teacher seemed to know this too, and she reminded me to take care of what I should do.
Grass, so green... Accompanied by green, a wholehearted friendship sapling is growing rapidly. I hope we can resolve the previous conflicts with friendship, and hope we can make this friendship with sincerity. The tree never withers. Chapter 4: A collection of 600-word compositions by my classmates from the first year of junior high school
Friendship is like a lamp, illuminating your soul. Friendship is like a guide, guiding you forward when you are at a loss. Friendship is like a flower that fragrances our souls. Friendship is like... Friends give me countless confidence and happiness!
He has a pair of piercing eyes under his thick eyebrows, a high nose, and a round face. Sometimes he is naughty and cute, and sometimes he is naughty and annoying. This is my deskmate with a changeable personality - xx. xx and I have been deskmates for more than two years. The two of us discuss problems and homework together...
During class, when the teacher asks us to read the text together, this is not necessarily the case. When he was happy, he would use his "ultrasonic" to read aloud; when he was unhappy, he would stop reading and sit there with the book in his hands to make up his mind. This could not escape my clairvoyance and ears. After class, he returned to his normal character as a boy. Playing and slapstick were his favorite recess activities. But as soon as the class bell rang, he was bewitched again and turned into a "paper tiger". If the teacher hasn't come yet, he will make a "poss" or something and make us laugh.
He is the "funny star" of our class. Every time someone in the class is unhappy, he will do some funny actions to make everyone laugh or cry. I remember one time, during a physical education class on a hot summer day, Teacher Yan saw that we hadn’t lined up yet after the bell rang, so he punished us by running 6 or 7 laps around Field No. 1.
As soon as everyone heard this, they exploded: "Why? Why?" They started running slowly. Seeing that everyone was unhappy, xx ran and suddenly made a sprinting motion, and violently circled the No. 1 venue. When I started running, I was like a surging river, running non-stop among the mountains and rivers, making the unhappy class laugh!
However, there is something about my deskmate that makes me angry. When I do my homework seriously, he always uses some tricks to get my attention. The table kept shaking, making it impossible for me to write. When I asked him to stop this kind of prank, he arrogantly bit me back (clothes). I really hope my deskmate can get rid of this annoying habit.
If you can change this, then you will be a "good comrade who is loved by everyone and has flowers blooming!" Hehe! Chapter 5: A collection of 600-word essays on my classmates from the first grade of junior high school
Look, a handsome girl is coming towards me. She wears a cute little bun, her white and tender face is inlaid with a pair of big, watery, pearl-like eyes, and there is a eloquent cherry mouth under her small and exquisite nose...
Hers His grades are outstanding and he is the top student in the class. In that exam, the questions were very difficult, and the students all looked sad. Some of them lowered their heads and meditated hard, and some held their chins and thought about it, but they couldn't think of an appropriate answer anyway. But look at her confident and confident performance - with a smile on her face and a rustling pen in her hand, it seems that no question can be difficult for her. The results came out, and she was at the top, the only one with perfect scores in the class, but she was not arrogant or arrogant, and still maintained a standard sitting posture. After class, she remained unknown as if nothing had happened.
She is kind-hearted and often helps others. Whenever we want to thank her, she always smiles gently and says: "It doesn't matter, this is what I should do." I remember that math test. ___, who always had stable scores, performed abnormally this time and only scored 90 points. After class, she did not rush out of the classroom, but lay on the desk thinking about something. When she saw it, she walked over gently and said quietly: "One mistake in the exam is nothing. Everyone has difficulties." When you stumble, haven't you heard the saying, 'Failure is the mother of success'?" After hearing her words, xx's mood gradually improved, and then he jumped up happily and said: "Thank you, let's go rubber band dancing together!" After saying that, he took her hand and ran out of the classroom.
"The goddess of joy, holy and beautiful, shines brightly on the earth..." Hey, where does this beautiful song come from? Oh, it turned out that it came from her clever little mouth. She has a beautiful voice. For example, in that top ten singer competition, her song "Little White Pigeon" impressed the teachers present. They swayed to the rhythm of the song and sang along with her. made a sound. After a song was sung, the teachers had not come back to their senses. They still squinted their eyes and looked intoxicated. Finally, the teacher gave her a bright smile!
She is one of my good friends - a simple, kind and beautiful xx.
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