Who has hilarious cross talk jokes and jokes?

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown.

1. Subject: When ...

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Again ... Again ...

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: Yes

1 1. theme: ... first, then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12. Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

2.

Little Nutbrown hare said, "My mother calls me Little Nutbrown hare, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I'm a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!"

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The fifth brother of the Wangs said, "Mom calls me Wang Wu. How nice! "

The old six of the Wangs said, "Mom calls me Liu Wang, which is nice!"

Old Seven of the Wangs said, "Mom calls me Wang Qi, which is also very nice!"

The Wangs old eight said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

3.

In ...

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan and Cao Cao went out to travel by plane, only three parachutes were encountered in an accident. Zhuge Liang suggested, "I ask questions and you answer them. Whoever can't answer them will have no parachute. " Three people agree. Ask Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one." Ask Sun Quan: "How many moons are there?" "one." Ask Cao Cao: "How many stars are there?" "..." Cao Cao was thrown down.

The second is.

Cao Cao died last time, but he didn't fall to death. The four of them traveled together again. Encounter the same problem. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei, "What was the most crucial battle when King Wu attacked Zhou?" "The Battle of Makino." Ask Sun Quan: "How many people died?" "40,000 to 50,000." Ask Cao Cao: "What's the name of the dead?" "..." Cao Cao was thrown out again. .....

The third is.

Cao Cao didn't fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane crashed again. Cao Cao thought, I'm going out anyway, so I'll just jump myself! After Cao Cao jumped, Zhuge Liang wondered, "How did he jump with four parachutes this time?"

Fourth.

Cao Cao didn't fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane crashed again. Cao Cao thought he couldn't jump this time, so he said to go to the toilet. Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Sun Quan jumped with parachutes. Cao Cao is sitting on the toilet, triumphant-the plane crashed!

Final article

Cao Cao didn't fall to his death, but the four of them continued to walk together. The plane broke down again, and Kong Ming asked Liu Bei first, "There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, a monkey underground, and how many monkeys are there?" Liu Huangshu was thinking, and Cao Cao quickly replied, "If it's seven * * *, it's eight monkeys, and if it's riding * *, it's two monkeys." Liu Hesun looked at each other, and Kong Ming was dumbfounded. Cao proudly picked up the umbrella bag, said "sprinkle oil on it" with his hand and jumped down. ....

At this time, the mechanic climbed out of the bilge and said, "The fault has been eliminated. Has anyone seen my toolbox?

4.

Three little pigs, who is pig A, where is pig B and what is pig C? One day, pig a and

Pig is at the door, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf found them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A. ...

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: Yes!

Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof?

Wolf: I mean what's your name?

Pig A: Who's my name and what's on the roof?

The wolf asked pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: Who am I? (Pointing to pig A)

Wolf: You know what?

Pig B: Hmm.

Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What?

Pig B: What's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig B: Where am I?

Wolf: Who?

Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig head a again)

Wolf: How should I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What?

Pig B: On the roof.

Wolf: Where?

Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who?

Pig B: I'm not who, but who.

Wolf: Good heavens!

Pig A Pig B: "My God" is our father.

Wolf: What, it's your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it any longer and sighed, "Why?"

Pig ABC: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What?

Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes!

Wolf: What's this?

Pig A: No, it's why.

Wolf: Who?

Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: Yes, who am I?

Wolf: What?

Pig AB: On the roof.

……

Finally, the wolf committed suicide.