Humorous jokes spread quickly.

1, I went to KTV with my friend. My friend insisted on several girls to accompany me. The waiter called the person into the box and said, Sir, who do you want to stay? Me:? You can drink. Step forward! ? Go forward several times. Me:? Can drink, Lao tze bought enough wine for you to drink! ?

I can't get up, but I can't sleep at night. What shall we do? Count sheep. Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Sheep, Little Sheep, Haidilao, Donglaishun, Sesame Sauce Seasoning, Chili Oil, Sugar Garlic, Coriander, Flammulina velutipes, Shrimp Sauce, Sichuan Powder, Crystal Powder, Kelp, Beef Ball?

The taxi driver was in high spirits and sang loudly to the music on the radio until he stood up and shouted:? Let me see your hands! Say that finish, started the wiper. ?

4. An obese woman came to a meat stall and wanted to spend 725 yuan to buy 4 Jin of pork. The salesman said: just buy 5 kg! The fat woman quickly explained: You don't know, I am losing weight, and I have lost 4 pounds and 725 yuan. I want to see how big this meat is!

5. I found that I was prone to violence. I drowned my girlfriend in a bathtub full of water, trying not to let her get up! Half an hour later, I took it out and threw it on the ground, squeezed her body hard, and then stepped on a few feet desperately! I'm a little tired. After a rest, I calmed down. I feel a little distressed to see him lying on the ground. I gently picked her up and wiped her with a towel. Then I opened a website excitedly and gave a good comment decisively. This quality has nothing to say.

6. I will be 25 years old soon. What will my parents give me for my birthday? I am looking forward to it! Later, I found out that my parents sent me on a blind date.

7. Cao Cao took Cao Chong to Hua Tuo's home. As soon as he entered the door, Cao Cao smiled and said, "I came to visit with my youngest son." Hearing this, Hua Tuo quickly waved his hand and said, "You're welcome. What fruit will you bring when you come? "

8. The new girl in the unit is very careless. She accidentally put important materials and waste paper into the shredder and destroyed it. She was so scared that she squatted on the ground and began to cry. The passing manager heard this and asked with concern, what's the matter? The little girl looked up at him and sobbed, the data is broken, too The manager paused, then sang: Ann? Sleep quietly? A quiet summer in my heart?

9. When I was in college, I had a roommate with a big belly. Once, her boyfriend and I took the train to catch the eleventh holiday. There are so many people on the train that there is no room in the carriage. The boy helped my roommate up, put his hand on her stomach and said, sorry, sorry, don't touch it. ? Suddenly, the carriage opened a wide road?

10, on the way to the station, I saw a female high school student squatting on the side of the road and sobbing quietly, which was very sad. I can't help talking to him. What happened? Can I help you? She replied tearfully:? Ouch? I can't stand the way my lovely sister cried when I lost my money and wallet. When I was at my wit's end, I saw her holding a black bag in her hand and asked, what is that? Female high school students take a closer look:? Ah! I found it! ! Ah, ha ha ha! ?

1 1. Do you like to add it at the end every time you type? . . . ? Some people were goldfish in their last lives.

/kloc-Christmas Eve in 0/2 and 34 days. Who will accompany me? Christmas is in 35 days. Who will accompany me? New Year's Eve in 42 days. Who will accompany me? 43 days later. The first day of 20 14. Who will accompany me! ~

13, isn't there a well-known story? A person goes to a big company to apply for a job, but the competition is too fierce. He was brushed in the interview, carefully picked up the rubbish on the floor before leaving the office, and then he was hired ... now he feels very scared.

14, I am a high school student. My sister suspected that I smoked, so I let her smell my finger. After smelling it, I left with a red face, alas! Don't go, you smell something.

15, patient:? When it's cured, the sun will shine brightly? If it is not cured, hehe! What do you want, doctor? Doctor:? If I am cured, it will be sunny. If I am not cured, you will die. ?

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