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Guo Qilin, who hugged Guo Degang and cried loudly, completely humiliated the rich second generation this time. What do you think?
Guo Qilin’s grades in junior high school are very good, but Guo Degang is too busy and has no time to revitalize the art of cross talk. My son has never been to a parent-teacher meeting, which was all attended by Guo Qilin’s stepmother Wang Hui; Guo Degang Just like Guo Qilin promised that I would hold a parent-teacher conference for you after you graduate from junior high school; but in the second year of junior high school, Guo Qilin proposed to drop out of school, and Guo Degang agreed hastily, but the parent-teacher conference still failed.
Nearly 10 years later, Guo Qilin performed the drama "Niu Tianci" adapted from Lao She's novel "The Legend of Niu Tianci", directly turning the theater scene into a gathering place in "The Joy of Life". On the first day, Versace's sister "Fan Ruoruo" Song Yi came, on the second day it was "Li Sili" Chunli, on the third day it was "his brother Fan Xian" Zhang Ruoyun, December 29. Not in the play, but outside the play. Guo Degang suddenly appeared on the stage and praised Guo Qilin for his "good acting skills, better than me. Read this early in the morning."
The whole world praises me for being too mature to be a rich second-generation Guo Kirin. I suddenly went up and hugged my father like a child and cried non-stop. Guo Degang is rarely praised by Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin also said that my dad doesn't know what I am playing. But this time Guo Degang said: Actually, I know everything.
Guo Degang was born in Tianjin in 1973. At the age of 15, he drifted to Beijing for the first time. Later, I met my ex-wife Hu Zhonghui, and then I drifted to the north. This time the cross talk was in debt, the house was sold, and my wife left. Guo Qilin is the only father left.
During his third trip to the north, Guo Degang took a car every morning to reminisce and sing at a small theater troupe 20 kilometers away. One day, the performance was late and the last train left. Encountering a black car, Guo Degang said: "I have no money, just two dollars. I have a watch for you." Upon hearing this, the driver turned around and left.
Guo Degang, I walked back crying. I got home around 4 o'clock, and my feet were covered in blood blisters. That year, Guo Degang was 23 years old. Twenty-three years later, Guo Qilin, who played "Joy of Life" and continued to reach the top, was still calm, but was made to cry by his father who came to watch his drama. He was also 23 years old.
The audience said it best: "46-year-old Guo Degang and 23-year-old Guo Qilin finally came back from the parent-teacher meeting the next day." It is too difficult to be Guo Degang's son. Anyone who is familiar with Guo Qilin will find that he has There is a sense of youth. It’s not easy for most young people.
Now everyone calls him the squad leader, but it is too difficult for him to live the life of a squad leader. His biological mother Hu Zhonghui divorced Guo Degang when he was four years old and went to Japan.
At that time, Guo Degang was too busy to take care of him, so his grandparents could only take care of him. Guo Qilin gained weight in his teens and felt a little inferior. Needless to say, he was bullied on campus as soon as he entered the school. When he got home, his grandfather saw him covered in bruises and was very angry. The daily conversation is: "Have you been bullied by another child again?" "No."
"If another child hits you next time, you must hit him back." In order to ensure that Guo Qilin has the ability to fight back. , his grandfather taught him Sanda and wrestling. But I never called back to Guo Qilin. He said, "I don't think so, I can't stand it." Well, then get beaten.
When he was almost ten years old, Guo Degang took him back to his home in Beijing. He discovered that there were many family members for whom he had great respect for his father. He called Guo Degang "master" and "young master". At that time, he knew that Guo Degang had opened Deyun Club and made money. The media reported that "A Guo Degang fell from the sky", that is, his father.
He thought to himself: "Oh, the good days have finally come." Unexpectedly, the young Guo Qilin guessed the beginning of the story, but he did not guess the development of the story - it is better to live a comfortable life than to be beaten. good. What is a small monitor? When the brothers come to eat at home, he must stand up to say hello and bring tea and water;
The senior brother chatted with his father for a few words and then sat down. He's a young player and has to stand and listen. A ten-year-old child needs to be quiet; there is delicious food at home, but I can only swallow my saliva and ask him why he doesn't eat it. He replied: "Dad stipulates that guests should first eat delicious food at home."
After this incident, Guo Degang and Lu Yu's program confirmed, "When eating, if there is anything good, you should give it to the brothers first." Eat, wait until the brothers finish eating and then it will be his turn to eat.
"What a "young master" he is, receiving training every day. Fortunately, he still has his mother to protect him. Guo Qilin's mother in my mouth has always been Wang Hui, who married Guo Degang in 2003.
Also A famous joke. He used his pocket money to buy roast chicken for Wang Hui. Wang Hui cried when he ate the roast chicken. Guo Qilin said no, no, I did it because of my filial piety. Crying.
Hahaha, it’s a pity that such a child can’t speak cross talk. Sure enough, he didn’t finish junior high school and officially entered the cross talk industry in 2011, but he found the best in the world. The master - Yu Qian. I don't worship under my father, but I still can't escape my father's strict control.
First of all, you can't learn. Can't read the book." He should have completed the reading task; but if you don't, you will be the first to be called out and beaten in front of your brothers.
The second is to teach him the rules. Guo Qilin I quickly learned cross talk. When I was 15 years old, I followed my dad everywhere and on stage. Guo Qilin took the stage for the first time. Guo Degang stood by the curtain at the front desk and listened from beginning to end.
After I stepped down, I scolded Guo Qilin half to death. "Guo Qilin, you have to work hard. You have to know that so many people are here today, not to see you. You are worthless alone. You are not qualified to stand on this stage. This is everyone's praise for you. This is you You must remember it."
But Guo Degang's education method is definitely different from Shuoyang's military training management education method. Guo Degang has the style of an old opera troupe, strict, but reasonable, and will not make a fuss. Being angry is mostly for the sake of art. In 2012, Guo Qilin gave Yue Yunpeng a performance assistant, but the effect was very poor. After the performance, Guo Degang scolded him backstage in front of everyone.
Later, Guo Qilin posted an apology on Weibo: "I hope everyone can forgive me, and the students must work harder to return to the audience." Guo Degang Forwarding continued to publicly punish: "The audience who spent money to buy tickets must be worthy of others. People in the world You can talk nonsense, but you can’t!”
Why not? Two reasons. Second, you are from Deyun Society. "First, you are my son." The sequelae will come if you scold too much, and the rich second generation will be "gone." Guo Qilin, how did you "throw away" the face of the rich second generation?
Who is Guo Qilin? He himself said on the stage: "Who is my dad? Guo Degang." Who can show off his wealth better than my dad? My dad loves to show off his wealth! "I, Guo Qilin, am the second generation of rich people." "But now everyone knows, forget it, be honest, stop bragging, you are the "most disgraceful second generation rich".
What is the second generation of professional rich people? Rent an island from the state , bring a lot of beauties, change a lot of girlfriends. Even if the consumption is restricted, I still want to buy it. But Guo Qilin is not a rich second generation. I said, since you can't decide your origin, it is better to have a halo.
Guo Qilin's initial development was undoubtedly the use of Guo Degang. Because of his father, he was able to appear on the stage of "Comedy Man" and compete with Yue Yunpeng for "Brother Deyun"
It is also easy for him to appear in many popular variety shows with his father's glory. I still respect him as a professional rich second generation.
When it comes to cross talk, he pursues a return to orthodoxy, saying that cross talk actors are not fooling around or attracting attention, but returning to traditional performances that depict characters and plots. He later followed Yu Qian and said that traditional cross talk is like Yin Yang and Five Elements, Fushou Fist, and Kitchen Production. , Daxixiang received a good response.
For a time, Yue Yunpeng became more and more popular, and the rumors about Yue Yunpeng and Guo Qilin's "Deyun Yige" began to be fired by the marketing account. Guo Qilin simply went on stage to talk about "Who." "We Are Brothers", and also performed on the same stage with Yue Yunpeng and Yu Qian, spreading things out and playing on the stage.
After that, the rumors subsided and the show was effective. What's even more embarrassing is that the rich second generation in the TV series should be full of ideas. The idea of ??living in a bad place all day long? However, Guo Qilin was extremely sober. During the heyday of Deyun Society, he said in an interview that "crosstalk has always been a false prosperity."
Guo Degang’s resources are definitely good, but his main resources are cross talk and variety shows. Everyone in the film and television industry has watched them, and his performance is only about this. But Guo Qilin insisted on acting.
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