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Why did Sun Wukong make trouble in Heaven (the real reason why Sun Wukong made trouble in Heaven was found)

Text/Heidan'er

01

Sun Wukong's usual opening remarks when chatting with people are as follows:

You know who I am Why are you messing with me? When labor and capital were in chaos...

Barabara.

But usually in this case, the person opposite will smile contemptuously:

Oh, you are that Bi Mawen!

It’s over, we can’t go on with the conversation like this, let’s do it, why don’t we just compete with each other?

Why are things that are so popular in the eyes of Sun Wukong so insignificant in the eyes of the monsters on the journey to the west?

Because most of these monsters came down from the sky, they knew very well about Sun Wukong causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

As for causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Sun Wukong thought it was extremely brilliant, but the old cannons in the Heaven knew that it was just a joke.

I mentioned this in my previous essay, so I won’t repeat it today.

A topic I want to talk about today is: What was the mistake in Sun Wukong’s mind that caused such an uproar?

According to Sun Wukong: The Queen Mother held a peach party without inviting me, which was a naked disrespect for me, so labor and management got angry...

Isn't that the case? Woolen cloth?

Let us go back through the fog to the day when it happened and see what it was like?

02

That day was the third day of March, the birthday of the Queen Mother. On this day every year, a big banquet was held, and gods from all walks of life were invited to have fun.

Of course, besides having a feast to celebrate the Queen Mother’s birthday, the gods from all over the world mainly wanted to eat a flat peach.

The gods will die if there is no such thing as the elixir and the flat peach - if all the gods do not die, in a few years, there will be no room in the sky.

Sun Wukong didn’t know about the Queen Mother’s birthday. He came to Pantaoyuan early in the morning.

This is not because he is conscientious, but because he drank too much last night and his mouth is a little dry, so he wants to eat two peaches.

At this moment, the fairy in seven clothes sent by the Queen Mother to pick peaches came.

Sun Wukong has the final say in this peach garden now. He can eat whatever he likes. Now a few unidentified women have come to pick peaches?

Is that possible?

The Fairy in Seven Clothes is a person close to the Queen Mother, so she has never seen anything.

"Let me tell you, the Queen Mother is holding a peach party and asked us to pick some peaches. Don't delay the matter!"

When Sun Wukong heard this: What? Have a party? Who are you inviting?

The Fairy in Seven Clothes was considered honest, so she said:

The meeting has its own old rules. The people invited are the Buddha and Bodhisattva of the West, the holy monk Arhat, Guanyin of the South and Antarctic, and Chongen of the East. The Holy Emperor, the Immortal of the Thirteen Continents, the Xuanling of the Arctic in the North, the Great Immortal of the Yellow Pole and the Yellow Horn in the center, this is the Five Elders of the Five Directions. There are also the Five Dou Xing Lords, the Three Qing Emperors and Four Emperors of the Upper Eight Cave, the Taiyi Celestial Immortal, and others; the Jade Emperor and the Nine Bases of the Sea and Mountain Immortals in the Middle Eight Cave; All the deities, big and small, from all the palaces and halls went to the Peach Festival together.

According to Luo Yonghao, this answer is considered a standard customer service model. At this time, Sun Wukong was still elated when he heard it.

Then, the great sage smiled and said: Can you invite me?

The monkey's heart is full of hope: I am the Monkey King, there must be me.

The fairy said: I have never heard of it.

At this time, Sun Wukong's heart was already sinking: I am the Monkey King, so why not invite me, my old grandson, to a distinguished table?

Yes, you can go, you should go, but is there any use in telling a few handy girls?

It’s not like they’re treating us.

But the attitude of the fairies in seven clothes is still neither humble nor arrogant:

This is the rule of the previous meeting, I don’t know what to do now.

Even Sun Wukong himself could not say anything, he just kept saying:

This is also the case, no wonder you and others. You just sit down and wait for Lao Sun to go get some news first and see if you can invite Lao Sun or not.

After saying that, he used a body-fixing technique to fix the seven-clothed fairy there, and ran away quickly.

03

There are many jokes that ridicule Sun Wukong after all, he is still a monkey. Seven beautiful beauties were delivered to his door, but he ran away when he decided to stay there.

It is true that Sun Wukong did this unethically.

Just go and inquire about the news. What do you mean by placing seven eldest girls here?

For some migrant workers, if you ask them what they say, they will answer the question and tell you everything you should know and shouldn’t know. Aren’t you going to ruin their jobs by doing this?

They said they won’t invite you?

People just said who was invited to the Pantao Club last time. You didn’t come last year, so I definitely didn’t have your name.

Even they don’t know who they invited this year. You also said it’s not your fault, but you decided to leave here instead?

Are you crazy, Monkey?

They said they were going to find out information, but what did Sun Wukong do?

When I met the Barefoot Immortal, I immediately started cheating:

I don’t know. The Jade Emperor, because of Lao Sun's somersault, invited everyone to perform a ceremony in Tongming Hall first, and then went to the banquet.

Who is the Barefoot Immortal? Although his presence in "Journey to the West" is not strong, you must remember that when the old pig made a mistake and was about to be beheaded, it was this old man who saved him.

This shows that at least it has some weight with the Jade Emperor, but he easily chose to believe Sun Wukong’s lies.

This also proves from the side that Sun Wukong is really doing well in Heaven at this time, so the Barefoot Immortal believes that Sun Wukong is really sent by the Jade Emperor.

But what did Sun Wukong do?

Transformed into a barefoot immortal, ran to Yaochi and started eating haese.

The creation was almost done, and Sun Wukong came to his senses:

Not good! not good! Later, when the invited guests come, you won’t blame me? How can it be better to hold it for a while? It's better to go back to the mansion and sleep.

But the drunk Sun Wukong couldn't find his way home, and accidentally ran to Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace.

At this time, Sun Wukong also discovered that he had gone wrong.

If you go wrong and turn around, you should go back, but Sun Wukong doesn't. He won't stop doing it. Since he is here, let's take some elixir.

He poured out all the gourd and ate them all, just like eating fried beans.

Please pay attention to one detail. Until this moment, Sun Wukong was not sure whether he would be invited to this year's Peach Fair or not.

Let’s look back and think about this: What if there is Monkey King on this year’s list?

Didn’t you dig a big hole for yourself after doing this?

04

In fact, could Sun Wukong not know that he was in trouble?

After eating the elixir, Sun Wukong sobered up:

Not good! not good! This disaster is bigger than the sky. If the Jade Emperor is alarmed, his life will be difficult to survive. Go, go, go! Why don't you go down to the next world and be the king?

You see, after eating so much in Yaochi, this guy wanted to go back to Qitian Mansion to sleep, but after eating the elixir and waking up, he realized that this was a catastrophic disaster and he was going to lose his head. Run away quickly.

After returning to Huaguo Mountain, how did Sun Wukong quarrel with his monkeys and grandchildren:

It was recently because the Queen Mother held a peach convention and didn’t invite me. It was because I didn’t treat him well. Please, go to Yaochi first, and I will steal all his immortal wine. While walking to Yaochi, he stumbled into Laojun's palace and stole five gourd elixirs. But he was afraid that the Jade Emperor would see his guilt, so he just walked out of the Heavenly Gate.

Note that Sun Wukong himself said that I did not wait for his invitation. This is a big boast, but at least at this time, Sun Wukong himself has not yet figured out whether there is anyone on the list of attendees. he.

So now let’s take a look at whether it is possible to invite Sun Wukong to this year’s Pan Peach Club?

Looking back at the words of the Fairy in Seven Clothes, in addition to the awesome and dazzling gods mentioned earlier, in the last sentence, all the gods, big and small, from all the palaces and palaces went to the Peach Festival together.

Judging from this answer, it is estimated that Sun Wukong may be eligible to participate even if he is still Bimawen at this time.

Is Bi Mawen a junior official?

Not small.

When Sun Wukong was recruited for the first time, when he arrived at Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor asked what position should be assigned to him?

Wuquxingjun said: It’s just that the Royal Horse Supervisor lacks an official in charge

Many people say that Wuquxingjun himself is not a big official, and the Bi Mawen he recommends will definitely not be big.

Please refer to Wenquxingjun for whether he is a big official or not. No other explanation will be given.

Is it okay for two people to be responsible for the selection of civil servants and generals in heaven respectively?

If you think about a person who is responsible for selecting and recommending talents, even if his level is low, how low can he be?

It is not his turn to worry about such a small role as raising a horse. Even if he knew that there was a shortage of someone to raise a horse, could he talk about it at such a high-level meeting in the court?

The person recommended is the chief steward of the Royal Horse Supervisor.

As for saying that Bi Mawen has no class, it was just said by Sun Wukong's colleagues deliberately to drive him away.

Because when Sun Wukong arrived at the Royal Horse Supervisor, his subordinates had to work every day and every night. If we didn’t get rid of him, wouldn’t they be exhausted to death?

Guo Degang once said that there is naked hatred between colleagues. If you don’t come, they can still have euthanasia. But when you come, everything has changed. If you don’t punish, who will you punish?

Moreover, Bi Mawen was also formally established and received the immortal fortune.

Taibai Jinxing made this clear when he first went to recruit people. Please go to heaven and worship the immortal body.

The first time Sun Wukong went down to heaven, none of the guards at the gate of heaven tried to stop him, because the heavens knew that he had received the Immortal Order, but he was a bitch, so they did not dare to stop him.

Are you still saying that Bi Mawen is a junior official?

05

Let’s look at the purpose of the Queen Mother’s peach gathering?

The first, of course, is to celebrate a birthday; the second, to give out peaches.

Everyone knows that flat peaches can prolong life.

Otherwise, these gods have never eaten or seen anything. As for sharpening their heads, do they want to participate?

Then you think, as long as they are in heaven, of course they have received the immortal body and are qualified to participate in the Peach Club, right?

It’s just that some people get big peaches, and some people get small peaches.

In this case, is it possible for Bute Ma Win to participate?

Very possible. After all, he is also the leader of a department.

Since Bi Mawen can participate, can Monkey King participate?

The Monkey King is much smarter than Bima Wenniu.

On the right side of Pantaoyuan is the Monkey King's Palace. There are two divisions in the palace: one is the Quiet Division and the other is the Ningshen Division. Both divisions are supported by immortal officials.

This magnificence is much greater than that of Bute Ma Wen.

According to the standards of deities in various palaces and halls mentioned by the Fairy in Seven Clothes, Sun Wukong is qualified no matter what.

But the monkey was too impatient and took action rashly without figuring things out.

Being arrogant is not a good thing for young people, but it is not a good thing for young people to be too arrogant.

You see, something that is easy to figure out was messed up by Monkey King, right?

06

However, all this is just a prelude to the big trouble in heaven, and the real shocking action has not yet begun.

Stealing flat peaches? Just eat it, is it worth it?

After the Tathagata conquered Sun Wukong, the Queen Mother brought out a bunch of peaches at the Antiian Assembly. Today, I personally picked a few large flat peaches with my clean hands and dedicated them to him.

According to what the Fairy in Seven Clothes complained to the Queen Mother, there was not even half a big peach left. So where did the Queen Mother's peaches come from?

Stealing the elixir? Eat it and practice again if you have nothing to do, is it worth it?

So when Taishang Laojun came to complain, the Jade Emperor just felt horrified and didn't say anything.

The immortal officials of Qitian Mansion came to tell the Jade Emperor that Sun Wukong had not come back since he left yesterday. The Jade Emperor only raised his doubts, but still didn't think it was a big deal.

However, it was not until the Barefoot Immortal came to tell the Jade Emperor that Sun Wukong had falsely conveyed the imperial edict that the Jade Emperor became furious:

This guy is falsely conveying the imperial edict to earn money. Sir, hurry up and pick up the spirit officer to find out where this guy is.

Have you seen it? No matter how Monkey King behaves, the Jade Emperor is actually restraining himself, as long as you don’t go too far.

But falsely conveying imperial edicts is intolerable to the Jade Emperor. Why?

Because you are doing bad things in the name of the Jade Emperor. What do the other gods think?

To be honest, it only took a matter of minutes for the Jade Emperor to kill Sun Wukong. Just like when the monkey just jumped out of the stone, the light from his eyes dazzled the Jade Emperor, and everyone said: Kill this monster monkey.

But the Jade Emperor smiled and said kindly: "It's not surprising."

Until later, when Sun Wukong returned from studying abroad, the expansion was even more extreme. There was a lot of trouble in the Dragon Palace and the underworld, and the Jade Emperor only sent people to deal with him in a symbolic way.

To be honest, if the Jade Emperor really wanted to destroy him, even if no one in heaven could be Sun Wukong's opponent, why didn't he ask Buddha to come over and help?

In a word, Heaven has never thought of doing anything to Sun Wukong.

I can even meet all your requirements. Just the Monkey King, I can raise you.

The only condition is that it has been agreed upon long ago but must not be messed with.

But Sun Wukong floated, so floated that he could no longer stand still.

Yes, he is a king in Huaguo Mountain. He can sleep with this female monkey and sleep with that one; he can frighten the Dragon King of the Four Seas to tremble; he can tear to pieces the top secret information of the King of Hell; he can make friends with seven monkeys. The twelve demon kings are walking sideways!

What is heaven?

Isn’t it just a party? Why don’t you invite me?

But Sun Wukong never thought that everything he had now was actually given to him by the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor is not stupid, and he is not as cowardly as shown in the TV series. He was so frightened by Sun Wukong that he trembled under the table.

The reason why the Jade Emperor tolerated the rise of Sun Wukong was, to put it bluntly, to deliberately support him to balance the forces of various factions.

But Sun Wukong was deceived by himself. He always felt that apart from the shameful red patch on his butt, he was no different from the Jade Emperor.

In that case, please move your position and let me have fun being the boss for a few days.

What Sun Wukong didn’t expect was that the Jade Emperor didn’t need to take action at all. He just sent Tathagata to slap him under the Five Elements Mountain.

What’s so cool about it?

People must understand their own position. When the boss praises you, you can be proud but don’t get carried away; if the boss doesn’t praise you, you are nothing.

Just do your own thing and don't go out of your way.

Don’t always think about what you can represent in the heaven and on earth. You, a monkey, can’t even represent the Huaguo Mountain.

Fortunately, Brother Monkey finally figured out this truth during his five hundred years at the foot of Five Elements Mountain. He would no longer do whatever he wanted without any hesitation, and wholeheartedly protected Tang Monk to obtain scriptures. Therefore, Brother Monkey finally became a monk. Buddha.