What are the pranks on April Fool's Day?

On April Fool's Day, my roommate's girlfriend said to him, "Let's break up!" " Roommate: "well, I have long wanted to break up!" " "Call at night, no one answered. The next day, I saw her holding someone's hand at the school gate. Now this guy doesn't trust women anymore.

On April Fool's Day, the teacher who usually never called the roll suddenly called the roll. Some students secretly took out their mobile phones to report secrets. The teacher saw it and said happily, "Just make a phone call and see who believes you."

3. Teach you how to draw a self-portrait: first write your name on paper, the first word is M, the next word is W, the left word is E, the last word is W, and the right word is Q, then connect the letters with arcs. How's it going? Very similar! You are so handsome!

4. On April Fool's Day, I was most afraid that my boss would say that I had to work overtime.

My family name loves you, my first name knows you, my scientific name loves you, my book name dreams of you, my pen name loves you, and my nickname is chasing you! Hey, hey, look at you, it really itches!

6. I wrote a couplet. The first couplet is "the most handsome in the world", and the second couplet is "Marshal Tian Peng". What is the second couplet? I am a pig!

7. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

8. Five million won the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

9. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, A Q: What's the matter? You are so sad. What's the matter? Today is April Fool's Day. How come no one lied to me? Look at these two idiots, how popular they are, and how hard they are to receive spoof messages. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!