A joke script for four people.

Time: now

Venue: Zhaoyuan City

Character: A motorcyclist in his thirties.

Uncle's 50-60-year-old inspector father is abbreviated as (uncle)

30-year-old uncle's son, traffic inspector, abbreviated as (member)

(The curtain rises. City street background, with a chair in the middle)

Machine: (looking around) What do you want from me? I tell you, the unit is depressed and the salary is low. Bought a tricycle and ran a motorcycle in the city. Business is good, very smooth. After running for two months, there is only 2 100 left. What? Not bad? Forget it, it's not easy to do this job. If it is not good, it will capsize. The inspector of the transportation Committee stares at you every day. We're just street rats! See they are really a chicken! But I have a way to deal with them. When the enemy advances, I retreat; when the enemy retreats, I climb; when the enemy retreats, I pull. This is called guerrilla warfare, hahaha ... (lying on your back in an armchair) Sister, you are so courageous ... (snoring)

Ye: Oh … I'm exhausted. I went to town to see my son today. Hey! I'm not afraid of jokes. I haven't been to town in recent years. The change is really great. The streets are spacious and tidy, and there are high-rise buildings everywhere. When I got off the bus, I turned three times and turned twice. It's broken! I can't find the north! Call that son of a bitch I can't get through anyway. You said it was urgent! ..... Hey, there's a three-wheeled motorcycle here. Shall I ask him to take me to my son's house? (Step forward) Comrade, comrade! Comrade! !

Machine: (wake up) ah! Call who? !

Ye: I'll call you.

C: Why?

Ye: Are you a motorcycle soliciting?

Machine: No!

Ye: Why?

Machine: Afraid of scratching!

Ye: Why?

Machine: illegal!

Ye: What is illegal?

Machine: What is illegal? I'm ... Male ... Hey, what do you do?

Ye: I'm here to see my son.

Machine: (to himself) He doesn't look like a city man either. You're not a fisherman, are you?

Ye: The young man has a good eye. I am really a fisherman. I go fishing in the sea every day, and fishing with a fishing rod is too slow to make money! Listen to me. ...

Machine: ok ... stop, then where are you going?

Ye: I went to ... Oh, yes, the Transportation Committee.

Airport: Traffic ... (startled) No! !

Ye: The family building opposite.

Machine: Old people are panting when they talk! Grandpa, can I see you off?

Grandpa: Great. (On second thought) Hey, didn't you say someone was caught?

Machine: Well, I was joking with you. It's economical, safe and convenient to take my motorcycle. Who dares to catch it? ! Let's go.

Ye: Wait, how much is it?

No, get in the car? Yuan.

Ye: Wait, what about getting off?

Airport: Get off ... Free of charge. Let's go (Virtual action, drag uncle) (tandem) Uncle, sit back and drive!

Ye: Slow down, young man.

Don't worry, grandpa, the insurance is fine. (Singing) I will take the path instead of the main road. ...

Grandpa: (They gather together) Slow down, young man. My old legs can't stand it.

Machine: Grandpa, it's still in low gear. (Move up and run faster)

Grandpa: (panting) I didn't do it well today. Did you spend it? You must run for 1 dollar.

Isn't this a sketch? Just stick to it!

Grandpa: Young man, I can't hold on any longer. I suggest you run slowly.

Machine: OK, OK ... (Downshift, stop in the center of the stage, dance gently) Is that all right?

Ye: OK ... Hey, young man, you just said that I was arrested in your car. Who arrested me?

Let me tell you the truth, uncle. None of our tricycles have passenger formalities. We people, called drivers and traffic committees, will be fined if we don't let them run!

Grandpa: Then you'd better run.

I can't help it Who has a problem with money? By the way, I have to discuss something with you.

Ye: What's the matter? Go ahead.

Airport: If you really meet those people wearing helmets in the Transportation Committee today, can you say that we are related?

Ye: Why?

Relatives are family, not soliciting customers or making money. Why did he arrest us, right?

Ye: Then what is our relationship?

Machine: Or we are brothers.

Grandpa: Can I be a brother at my age? Do not believe!

Machine: Then you say. ...

Grandpa: Hey, let's just say we are father and daughter.

C: Huh? !

Ye: Isn't this closer? Besides, being your father at my age won't hurt you.

Machine: I ... I suffered a big loss!

Ye: Then you say ... ..

Okay ... Stop it. That's it. Sit still. (turn around. I really made a mistake today. Did I earn it? I earned a father with 100 dollars.

Ye: I didn't lose money today. Although I ran away, I picked up one.

Come on, don't be a coward. Let's go, dad. Ahem!

Grandpa: Let's go, son.

(suddenly found his son on duty)

Ye: Hey! Hey! My son! My son! Stop it! Stop it!

C: Not yet! What are you planning? !

Grandpa: My dear son, hold on!

Machine: (virtual brake, I shake it) I said, what's wrong with you? ! Didn't we just agree that the man I met wearing a helmet was your son? ! Dear son ... who is your dear son? !

Ye: Right, the one with the helmet?

(officer)

Machine: (scared to fall off the car) Big … Big Brother, Master, Chief, you have worked hard.

You're welcome. I think you've worked hard.

C: Huh? Ha ha laugh ... serve the people.

Interviewer: Oh? Serve the people? The cover is not small! You are disturbing people's hearts! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? Who is pulling the cart?

Ye: Son ...

Don't talk yet.

Oh, this is my ... my father.

Reporter: Your father? ! Ha ha laugh ... I dare to scream. Some people think that they don't recognize their parents if they have money, while others just call their parents for money. Let me ask you, what's his name?

C: Huh? Male ... calling ... called-* # ... This is really my dad. Let me ask you, uncle, are you my dad?

Grandpa: (referring to an officer) He is my son.

Machine: (not seen) What do you think? This is my dad.

Ye: He is my son.

This is my father.

Ye: He is my own son.

This is my darling.

Grandpa: (patting his shoulder and pointing) He is my own son.

Machine: He is ... Ah! This is ... your own son? No, no ... (Yes) Is he ... Is he your father? No, no, I mean ...

What I mean is that your behavior violates the third paragraph of Article 8 in Chapter II of the Provisions on Administrative Punishment of Road Transportation in People's Republic of China (PRC). Passenger and freight transport vehicles engaged in commercial passenger and freight transport without road transport permits and passenger transport procedures shall be fined from 500 yuan to 2000 yuan.

Machine: oh, my god, it's over ... comrade shifu, this is my first time. Let me fart today and let me go. For your father's sake ... no, for your father's sake, I won't dare again, okay? (beckoning me to intercede)

Ye: Yes, it's not easy to get out and do some work. It's all about making a living. I think this young man is good. Give him a break this time, as a favor to your father! Ah! ?

Interviewer: Dad, I can't give you this face! It is my job and my unshirkable responsibility to clean up and rectify the order of transportation. If I turn a blind eye to these violations and let them breed, won't our transportation industry in Zhaoyuan be in a mess? !

Ye: Well ... Look, young man, cough!

Comrade, I know I was wrong. Why are you so unfriendly? How's this? This is 200 yuan. Take it to buy a pack of cigarettes Today is ...

Shop assistant: You put it away! You're making me neglect my duty, you know? ! Comrades, the contents stipulated by laws and regulations need to be observed and implemented by every citizen and must not be violated. Therefore, no one will be allowed to destroy all the external images of our country. In particular, the rental industry is an important direct window to the outside world. Can everyone do it like you? You still take 200 yuan, and I will punish you severely today!

Hey, no, no, no ... I see, it's my fault, it's all my fault. What I did really disturbed the normal passenger order and brought you a lot of trouble. Don't worry, I will never do this kind of business again. From today on, no matter what I do, I will not bring shame to our gold.

Yes, build a safe capital and a harmonious future. Is our grand goal, so we should work together to make our Zhaoyuan more prosperous, more beautiful and better.

Ye: You are right, son. I haven't been to the city in recent years. This has really changed a lot. This shows that our economy has developed and the quality of our people needs to be continuously improved, right?

You're right, dad, but there are always a few people with poor quality in society. Take our industry as an example. Some people are still engaged in black taxis and black motorcycles, which has seriously affected the normal operation order. We must intensify the crackdown and resolutely ban it. So I can only say sorry today.

Machine: No, no, I should say so. Okay, don't say anything. I admit it! Dad! Let's leave now.

Leaves. Shop assistant: hmm?

Machine: Shouting is a habit, but you can't change it.

Ye: Listen, my fake son barks louder than my real son! Ha ha laugh ...

Let's go, grandpa.

Ye: Where to?

Airport: pay the fine!

Leaves. Clerk: Good! Let's go