What are the funny jokes in life?

When I was a child, my little black was short of trace elements, eating soil, shit and wall skin. One day, I was getting dressed and walking my dog downstairs when my son squatted down to take a shit, and then ... Blackie rushed over and ate the baby's shit like lightning. I went downstairs with a little black face and saw several young people get together to chat. One of the women saw Xiaohe and said excitedly, Xiaokeye is so cute! Then he stood in my way, thinking of Doby Dog. I took the belt and took Blackie away. She squinted at me a little unhappily, then quickly picked up Xiaohei, touched and kissed her. Xiaohe is also very enthusiastic, sticking out his tongue and licking his mouth. I was blindfolded at that moment. She put the little black down contentedly after kissing, and I quickly took the dog away. I dare not tell her the truth. I'm afraid she will never be able to eat.