Jokes told by Happy Camp

Xiaoming was listening to headphones in class, just in time to hear Liu Huan sing: The river flows eastward.

The teacher suddenly asked Xiao Ming and said, "Xiao Ming, stand up and answer the question."

"Where does the river flow?"

Xiaoming sang river of no return.

How many stars are there in the sky?

Xiao Ming sang again, "The stars in the sky join Beidou."

The teacher said, "Xiao Ming, get out."

"Let's go."

The teacher said angrily, "Xiao Ming, are you crazy?"

"You have, I have, both."

I hope you smile and be happy in ten years. O(∩_∩)O~