100 homophonic joke brain teaser

1, just out to buy oysters, out of the supermarket, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. Come back and think about it, they like mud.

You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

The Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball, don't take the ball. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

The deer takes pictures of the rabbit, but it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit cried out in a hurry, "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

6. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

7. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

8. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

9. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

10, why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

1 1, I asked my friends in Chengdu why they loved Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it was because they kept him safe for a long time.

The origin of homophonic terrier

Homophonic terrier, a popular online word, refers to replacing the original word with homophones or homophones. With the emergence of tucao conference, talk show conference, Qiba theory and other programs, homophonic terrier spread more and more widely.

Among them, the talk show people represented by Wang Jianguo began to shake their burdens with homophonic stalks, which made his boss Li Dan unable to stand it any longer and said, "The homophonic stalks should be deducted!" Then, the majority of netizens also joined the army of homophonic stalks and started a carnival of homophonic stalks.