The company went out to play, so let me tell some jokes on the bus to liven up the atmosphere. Ask the great god for help

A friend who does WeChat business resigned after more than a month, earning 380,000 yuan, and now works at home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said that he was selling fakes. His leg was broken and the insurance company paid for it. ...

One day, I took my silly girlfriend to see my parents. I was shy when I first entered the door, and I was embarrassed to talk. Dad silently said to his girlfriend, in the future, our boys will bully you. You tell me and I'll take care of him. Girlfriend nodded shyly. When eating, my girlfriend pretends to be reserved and doesn't eat vegetables. Dad said, girl, you're welcome. Come and have some wine. My girlfriend nodded shyly, and after three rounds of wine, my girlfriend let go. I had a drink with my dad and punched him. Finally, I picked up my glass, stood on the wine table with one foot and said to my dad, don't worry, brother, no one dares to bully him. ...

On the train home from visiting relatives and friends, I chatted with my enthusiastic aunt next to me. She said I looked like her niece. I asked, "Really? Is she married? " My aunt was stunned. "Yes, why do you ask?" I didn't say anything just to make sure I could get married like this. Hearing this, the opposite brother coughed from Kaifeng to Zhengzhou without drinking a mouthful of iced black tea.