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Please tell Xue Zhiqian and Junjun about each other, the more the better
NO1
First impression of him:
Junjun: He looks very stylish in the photo, but I didn’t expect the clothes in real people to be so strange
Qianqian: I was sitting alone at the train station looking out the window and "shaking my appearance". I hate annoying people who are so handsome that they can be eaten as food
NO2
When is he the most MAN?
Junjun: He is very affectionate when singing his own original songs (when he is not singing). Shisan often imitates the accent of my hometown
Qianqian: When we are unhappy in a quarrel He is always the first. Jun Jun is actually very funny. If you don't want to do something, you just won't do it
NO3
When do you want to squash him the most
Junjun: He often laughs while talking alone. No one in the audience laughs and doesn’t understand what’s so funny. But he laughs so hard that he spreads his teeth and claws, and the crow flies. Every time the media asks him to reveal information about me. He would go out of his way to say that Junjun once played flying kicks and stumbled and fell until his head was covered in mud. He said it once or twice and it was quite funny. He said it more than ten times and he was very embarrassed (please pay attention to the following line)... .
Qianqian: When I couldn’t beat him, I wanted to flatten him the most. Once he was playing flying kick, but he stumbled and fell so much that the dog gnawed mud all over the sky... I laughed for a long time and he got up. Beat me up. He is taller and bigger than me. How can I be his opponent?
NO4
When is he the most stinky
Junjun: When daydreaming, he always imagined that he would win this award, that award, and release an album abroad. I told him that your music could at best be used as the theme song of a martial arts movie
Qianqian: Basically every time. He is very stinky at the moment and says he is handsome. Of course he says that is nonsense
NO5
What bad habits does he have
Junjun: He has 30% poor taste in dressing. I really can’t stand multiple pairs of red underwear, and he’s not born in the year of his birth (Xue Zhiqian, please listen to NO8 Junjun’s advice)
Qianqian: Too many, often being late, missing planes and trains, it’s normal. Every day, the economic man calls He wakes up and falls asleep again
NO6
Let’s sing karaoke with him, which song is the best and which song is the worst
Junjun: "Let him listen to it" "My Concert" Jacky Cheung's songs, he sang pretty well. "The First Snow in 2002" by Dao Lang. He is obviously a rough type but he wanted to sing R&B. I almost vomited when I heard it
Qianqian: Actually, when there is accompaniment, Junjun usually doesn't change the sound, like Jay Chou's "Black Humor". He sings well, but when there is no accompaniment, I will vomit (it can be concluded that vomiting is the same mantra of the two)
NO7
Whatever he likes to eat and what he has taboos
Junjun: Candy-roasted chestnuts and Yangshengjian, he will eat them even if there is a long queue, I don’t care He went to eat fast food next door alone. He was too timid to eat the drunken shrimp and said it was alive
Qianqian: As long as Niu Nan Rice is on the menu, he will ask for "Liu Lan Rice" hahaha, you know him The accent....
NO8
If you are a stylist and design a look for him
Junjun: short jacket, narrow pants and boots ( Isn’t this Junjun’s standard outfit?)
Qianqian: European-style velvet tuxedo with lace (this... seems to have been worn by Joker Xue himself)
NO9
What is his catchphrase?
Junjun: Depending on the situation, he will sometimes say "Can you give me some face?" or "Is this interesting?"
Qianqian: Then Okay
NO10
What is the sign of his anger? Is his look killing people or throwing his phone?
Junjun: nosebleeds and eyes dull
Qian Qian: I feel depressed when I don’t talk
NO11
What little tricks does he do
Junjun: Pick my nose
Qianqian: Take photos Mirror
NO12
Have you ever seen him cry?
Junjun: During the game
Qianqian: No, never
NO13
Does he snore or talk in his sleep and drool
Junjun:
I don’t know if I haven’t slept with him
Qianqian: He doesn’t snore when sleeping but he likes to sleep with a hairband (I saw it in the training camp and it was very strange)
NO14
p>From which angle do you look at him? He is so handsome
Junjun: When you don’t look at the face from no angle
Qianqian: from the side
NO15< /p>
If Doraemon gave you a chance to replace any of its organs, what would you want?
Junjun: Instead of replacing organs, why don’t you exchange your wallet?
Qian Qian: Height and Mouth
NO16
If Aladdin gave you another chance to have anything in his bag, what would you want?
Junjun: I’m very satisfied if I don’t want anything
Qianqian: I want his PSP that I’ve never played before
NO17
You will receive it for your birthday this year What gift did you give him for his birthday?
Junjun: I received a Zippo and I gave him a belt
Qianqian: I gave him a lighter and I returned the gift he gave me. No time to dismantle
NO18
JADE fell into the water at the same time, Liu Juejia, Jia Qing, Xia Junyan, Duan Xi, who will he save first
Junjun: I guess he will save them all and then five They all drowned
Qianqian: Maybe Jia Qing, I personally think he can’t save anyone
NO19
Whoever has more direction and feels unfamiliar will make an announcement. It is easier to get lost
Junjun: I am blind but not easy to get lost because there are taxis
Qianqian: I have a better sense of direction. In strange cities, he is usually the one who gets lost
p>
NO20
Describe his craziest fan you have ever seen
Junjun: Knocked on my door in the middle of the night and asked if it was Joker Xue
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Qianqian: A fan pulled his clothes crazily and cried
NO21
Who has the best drinking capacity
Junjun: I can get him with half my power
Qianqian: Of course he drinks better
NO22
He has practiced secretly Is it a signature?
Junjun: Maybe I have practiced it, but I have never seen it
Qianqian: It is better not to have his handwriting. I have practiced it secretly myself
NO23< /p>
Who is a photo addict?
Junjun: I am a photo addict
Qianqian: Of course it is him. His hobby is photography
NO24
What kind of girl would he drool over
Junjun: Ice cream girl
Qianqian: He prefers sexy girls
< p>NO25What kind of girls is he more lethal to?
Junjun: Little girls with low IQ
Qianqian: Those with weak willpower Girl haha....
NO26
What is the boss most likely to do when he takes a day off without making an announcement?
Junjun: mysterious disappearance
Qianqian: Sleep and then go out at night
NO27
Maldives, Tibet, Paris, Rome, Reykjavik (capital of Iceland), Hanoi can only choose one place for vacation, which one will he choose?
Junjun: Roba because I like the Maldives. What he likes should be different from me
Qianqian: Paris or Rome because they are more flavorful
NO28< /p>
When the announcement was made, did he ever meet his idol and force him to take a photo with him?
Junjun: No
Qianqian: No. He always thought that he He is someone else’s godfather
NO29
How does he behave when he is sick
Junjun: It’s very common for ordinary people to look like that and talk less
p>
Qianqian: Buy mineral water by yourself
NO30
Where does he go most often to buy clothes
Junjun: People’s Square
p>Qianqian: In a small shop
NO31
Can he bargain?
Junjun: Very good
Qianqian: No
NO
32
I have thought about what it would be like to be 30 years old, 40 years old, or 60 years old
Junjun: getting uglier and uglier
Qianqian: strange An extremely ugly, extremely old, standard little old man
NO33
Which is his favorite video game and what is its level?
Junjun: World of Warcraft has never We have competed
Qianqian: I know he is very poor in the Allied Death Squadron
NO34
Who is more athletic
Junjun : Of course it’s me, even though I don’t exercise often
Qianqian: Half a catty
NO35
Did you fall out with him because of what?
< p>Junjun: He has never turned his face or peeled his skinQianqian: No
NO36
Use an animal to describe his personality
< p>Junjun: DeerQianqian: Husky
NO37
Who is more afraid of the boss Xu Zhiwei
Junjun: I don’t know anyway I'm not very afraid
Qianqian: I
NO38
Which of his advantages do I envy the most
Junjun: Can he eat
p>Qianqian: He is handsome but I am not as handsome as him
NO39
Who would win if he participated in "Come on, good man" instead of "My style, my show"< /p>
Junjun: Both of us will lose
Qianqian: It’s me
NO40
He said the words that moved you the most
p>
Junjun: He told me his mother’s story on the rooftop, and then he told the complete story to me alone
Qianqian: During the game----I will leave if you do Exit
NO41
Is he a big trouble when taking photos?
Junjun: The smallest trouble will require a lot of photos
Qianqian: He always grabs the other side. Always remember to add the word "forever"
NO42
Who is more gossip
Junjun: He is gossip
Qianqian: I am more gossipy than him
NO43
Would he be jealous if he went to Tu Restaurant to eat and only people asked for your autograph but no one asked him?
Junjun: No, even if you are jealous, you have to pretend not to be jealous
Qianqian: Probably not
NO44
Who is his "natural enemy"
p>
Junjun: Brother Xiaosha
Qianqian: Me (angel and devil)
NO45
What will he do when he gets crazy< /p>
Junjun: Nagging
Qianqian: He won’t go crazy
NO46
How long does it take him to learn a new song, such as " my show》
Junjun: 2 hours
Qianqian: No need to learn, just don’t learn
NO47
The coldest thing he has ever said What’s the joke
Junjun: Gummy’s joke
Qianqian: A match is on fire and gone
NO48
How does he approach a beautiful girl when he meets her
Junjun: strike up a conversation
Qianqian: not talking to him and asking others to take the initiative is a masochistic type
NO49
If you like the same girl at the same time, do you think he will fight with you or quit?
Junjun: He shouldn’t fight with me
Qianqian: He Will he quit and get together with that girl?
NO50
What career would he most want to have if he were not an artist?
Junjun: a businessman
Qianqian: Bar owner
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