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Please tell Xue Zhiqian and Junjun about each other, the more the better

NO1

First impression of him:

Junjun: He looks very stylish in the photo, but I didn’t expect the clothes in real people to be so strange

Qianqian: I was sitting alone at the train station looking out the window and "shaking my appearance". I hate annoying people who are so handsome that they can be eaten as food

NO2

When is he the most MAN?

Junjun: He is very affectionate when singing his own original songs (when he is not singing). Shisan often imitates the accent of my hometown

Qianqian: When we are unhappy in a quarrel He is always the first. Jun Jun is actually very funny. If you don't want to do something, you just won't do it

NO3

When do you want to squash him the most

Junjun: He often laughs while talking alone. No one in the audience laughs and doesn’t understand what’s so funny. But he laughs so hard that he spreads his teeth and claws, and the crow flies. Every time the media asks him to reveal information about me. He would go out of his way to say that Junjun once played flying kicks and stumbled and fell until his head was covered in mud. He said it once or twice and it was quite funny. He said it more than ten times and he was very embarrassed (please pay attention to the following line)... .

Qianqian: When I couldn’t beat him, I wanted to flatten him the most. Once he was playing flying kick, but he stumbled and fell so much that the dog gnawed mud all over the sky... I laughed for a long time and he got up. Beat me up. He is taller and bigger than me. How can I be his opponent?

NO4

When is he the most stinky

Junjun: When daydreaming, he always imagined that he would win this award, that award, and release an album abroad. I told him that your music could at best be used as the theme song of a martial arts movie

Qianqian: Basically every time. He is very stinky at the moment and says he is handsome. Of course he says that is nonsense

NO5

What bad habits does he have

Junjun: He has 30% poor taste in dressing. I really can’t stand multiple pairs of red underwear, and he’s not born in the year of his birth (Xue Zhiqian, please listen to NO8 Junjun’s advice)

Qianqian: Too many, often being late, missing planes and trains, it’s normal. Every day, the economic man calls He wakes up and falls asleep again

NO6

Let’s sing karaoke with him, which song is the best and which song is the worst

Junjun: "Let him listen to it" "My Concert" Jacky Cheung's songs, he sang pretty well. "The First Snow in 2002" by Dao Lang. He is obviously a rough type but he wanted to sing R&B. I almost vomited when I heard it

Qianqian: Actually, when there is accompaniment, Junjun usually doesn't change the sound, like Jay Chou's "Black Humor". He sings well, but when there is no accompaniment, I will vomit (it can be concluded that vomiting is the same mantra of the two)

NO7

Whatever he likes to eat and what he has taboos

Junjun: Candy-roasted chestnuts and Yangshengjian, he will eat them even if there is a long queue, I don’t care He went to eat fast food next door alone. He was too timid to eat the drunken shrimp and said it was alive

Qianqian: As long as Niu Nan Rice is on the menu, he will ask for "Liu Lan Rice" hahaha, you know him The accent....

NO8

If you are a stylist and design a look for him

Junjun: short jacket, narrow pants and boots ( Isn’t this Junjun’s standard outfit?)

Qianqian: European-style velvet tuxedo with lace (this... seems to have been worn by Joker Xue himself)

NO9

What is his catchphrase?

Junjun: Depending on the situation, he will sometimes say "Can you give me some face?" or "Is this interesting?"

Qianqian: Then Okay

NO10

What is the sign of his anger? Is his look killing people or throwing his phone?

Junjun: nosebleeds and eyes dull

Qian Qian: I feel depressed when I don’t talk

NO11

What little tricks does he do

Junjun: Pick my nose

Qianqian: Take photos Mirror

NO12

Have you ever seen him cry?

Junjun: During the game

Qianqian: No, never

NO13

Does he snore or talk in his sleep and drool

Junjun:

I don’t know if I haven’t slept with him

Qianqian: He doesn’t snore when sleeping but he likes to sleep with a hairband (I saw it in the training camp and it was very strange)

NO14

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From which angle do you look at him? He is so handsome

Junjun: When you don’t look at the face from no angle

Qianqian: from the side

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If Doraemon gave you a chance to replace any of its organs, what would you want?

Junjun: Instead of replacing organs, why don’t you exchange your wallet?

Qian Qian: Height and Mouth

NO16

If Aladdin gave you another chance to have anything in his bag, what would you want?

Junjun: I’m very satisfied if I don’t want anything

Qianqian: I want his PSP that I’ve never played before

NO17

You will receive it for your birthday this year What gift did you give him for his birthday?

Junjun: I received a Zippo and I gave him a belt

Qianqian: I gave him a lighter and I returned the gift he gave me. No time to dismantle

NO18

JADE fell into the water at the same time, Liu Juejia, Jia Qing, Xia Junyan, Duan Xi, who will he save first

Junjun: I guess he will save them all and then five They all drowned

Qianqian: Maybe Jia Qing, I personally think he can’t save anyone

NO19

Whoever has more direction and feels unfamiliar will make an announcement. It is easier to get lost

Junjun: I am blind but not easy to get lost because there are taxis

Qianqian: I have a better sense of direction. In strange cities, he is usually the one who gets lost

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NO20

Describe his craziest fan you have ever seen

Junjun: Knocked on my door in the middle of the night and asked if it was Joker Xue

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Qianqian: A fan pulled his clothes crazily and cried

NO21

Who has the best drinking capacity

Junjun: I can get him with half my power

Qianqian: Of course he drinks better

NO22

He has practiced secretly Is it a signature?

Junjun: Maybe I have practiced it, but I have never seen it

Qianqian: It is better not to have his handwriting. I have practiced it secretly myself

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Who is a photo addict?

Junjun: I am a photo addict

Qianqian: Of course it is him. His hobby is photography

NO24

What kind of girl would he drool over

Junjun: Ice cream girl

Qianqian: He prefers sexy girls

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What kind of girls is he more lethal to?

Junjun: Little girls with low IQ

Qianqian: Those with weak willpower Girl haha....

NO26

What is the boss most likely to do when he takes a day off without making an announcement?

Junjun: mysterious disappearance

Qianqian: Sleep and then go out at night

NO27

Maldives, Tibet, Paris, Rome, Reykjavik (capital of Iceland), Hanoi can only choose one place for vacation, which one will he choose?

Junjun: Roba because I like the Maldives. What he likes should be different from me

Qianqian: Paris or Rome because they are more flavorful

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When the announcement was made, did he ever meet his idol and force him to take a photo with him?

Junjun: No

Qianqian: No. He always thought that he He is someone else’s godfather

NO29

How does he behave when he is sick

Junjun: It’s very common for ordinary people to look like that and talk less

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Qianqian: Buy mineral water by yourself

NO30

Where does he go most often to buy clothes

Junjun: People’s Square

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Qianqian: In a small shop

NO31

Can he bargain?

Junjun: Very good

Qianqian: No

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32

I have thought about what it would be like to be 30 years old, 40 years old, or 60 years old

Junjun: getting uglier and uglier

Qianqian: strange An extremely ugly, extremely old, standard little old man

NO33

Which is his favorite video game and what is its level?

Junjun: World of Warcraft has never We have competed

Qianqian: I know he is very poor in the Allied Death Squadron

NO34

Who is more athletic

Junjun : Of course it’s me, even though I don’t exercise often

Qianqian: Half a catty

NO35

Did you fall out with him because of what?

< p>Junjun: He has never turned his face or peeled his skin

Qianqian: No

NO36

Use an animal to describe his personality

< p>Junjun: Deer

Qianqian: Husky

NO37

Who is more afraid of the boss Xu Zhiwei

Junjun: I don’t know anyway I'm not very afraid

Qianqian: I

NO38

Which of his advantages do I envy the most

Junjun: Can he eat

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Qianqian: He is handsome but I am not as handsome as him

NO39

Who would win if he participated in "Come on, good man" instead of "My style, my show"< /p>

Junjun: Both of us will lose

Qianqian: It’s me

NO40

He said the words that moved you the most

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Junjun: He told me his mother’s story on the rooftop, and then he told the complete story to me alone

Qianqian: During the game----I will leave if you do Exit

NO41

Is he a big trouble when taking photos?

Junjun: The smallest trouble will require a lot of photos

Qianqian: He always grabs the other side. Always remember to add the word "forever"

NO42

Who is more gossip

Junjun: He is gossip

Qianqian: I am more gossipy than him

NO43

Would he be jealous if he went to Tu Restaurant to eat and only people asked for your autograph but no one asked him?

Junjun: No, even if you are jealous, you have to pretend not to be jealous

Qianqian: Probably not

NO44

Who is his "natural enemy"

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Junjun: Brother Xiaosha

Qianqian: Me (angel and devil)

NO45

What will he do when he gets crazy< /p>

Junjun: Nagging

Qianqian: He won’t go crazy

NO46

How long does it take him to learn a new song, such as " my show》

Junjun: 2 hours

Qianqian: No need to learn, just don’t learn

NO47

The coldest thing he has ever said What’s the joke

Junjun: Gummy’s joke

Qianqian: A match is on fire and gone

NO48

How does he approach a beautiful girl when he meets her

Junjun: strike up a conversation

Qianqian: not talking to him and asking others to take the initiative is a masochistic type

NO49

If you like the same girl at the same time, do you think he will fight with you or quit?

Junjun: He shouldn’t fight with me

Qianqian: He Will he quit and get together with that girl?

NO50

What career would he most want to have if he were not an artist?

Junjun: a businessman

Qianqian: Bar owner