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You don't have to be full of classic quotations in the silver soul ... but you have to be full of touching and philosophical ~ ~

0. Guys with natural curly hair are all good people.

1. A clerk who can't even use the cash register is as useless as a mother who can't cook fried rice.

2. Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things temporarily, but they will remember tomorrow even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday, and they can't escape if they want to forget, especially those things that they really want to forget.

3. It's not an intrusion, it's an intrusion. The so-called rush in is to enter through the main entrance. People will return to their ancestors when they are in love.

5. New Eight:-[All the money is used up, there is no fixed point, and the passbook with zero balance has been closed! I didn't even catch a cat yesterday, so I did it for nothing! ]

Silver:-[Don't panic, just like the one-track-minded boy written in Jump. No money is like chronic rhinitis. We don't owe money or make money. Let's live without money. ]

6.the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

7. I don't care if you are shogunate officials or anything. You want us to go. At least get a bulldozer.

8. I can only find this kind, although it is not enough for one million. Let's fool the rest with love.

I'm sorry, I'm not a great man who can easily bet other people's lives, so let's bet my life on another condition.

10. Naive, sweeter than Tianjin sugar fried chestnuts.

1 1. Gui:-[Is this the end? It is better to be a real warrior and cut his stomach clean than to be captured by the enemy. ]

Silver:-[Don't be silly, stand up. If you have time to think of a beautiful way to die, you might as well live to the end. ]

12. Silver:-[You are still talking nonsense. Are you an old lady? ]

Are you an idiot? Women are always talking. It is precisely because there is no tolerance for these things that girls are not welcome. ]

Silver:-[Idiot, if I wasn't born to roll, it must be very popular. Probably. ]

G:- 【 Blame everything on nature to protect yourself. What a sad person. ]

Silver:-[Not sad at all. Only when people regard inferiority as elasticity can they jump higher. ]

13. Live in the way you think is beautiful.

14. Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess? Just waiting, love or octopus will not be delivered to your door.

15. Don't worry, the pursuit process is more interesting than the end. A girl grew up in repeated love.

16. Shen Le:-[In this case, the woman who loves you will leave sadly sooner or later. ]

Silver:-[Don't worry, as long as you say a few sweet words, women and octopus will come running happily and wag their tails. ]

God is happy:-[Women have no tails. ]

Silver:-[No octopus. ]

17. Use my bushido to solve it. Think about which is more important than a country. I don't care about this kind of thing. Don't give me that. Whether the shogunate is destroyed or not, I just want to stand up straight and live before my body is destroyed.

18.silver:-[ wig, I thought I told you to cut your hair or take it off. ]

G:- [Teacher, you can't take this off. ]

Silver:-[Then take it off. ]

G:- [Teacher, I want to sue you. ]

19. Listen to me, idiot. The word "sugar" is about people helping each other and taking crosses to the Tang Dynasty. That was a long time ago.

20. A samurai needs no reason to act. Since there is something to protect there, draw your sword.

2 1. Gaoshan, you can't underestimate me like this. I have a beast, too. It's a white man. Its name is Dingchun.

22. One organ is more important than my heart. Although I can't see it, it's really in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight, even if I stumble. If I don't go, it will break in the middle, and my soul will break in the middle. I value it more than cardiac arrest.

23. Hello, do you want to go to the toilet hand in hand? The toilet is not enough.

24. It may not be luggage, but everyone has something precious in his arms. But you never notice when you have it. I noticed that it was heavy, but that was when everything slipped out of my hand. I don't know how many times I thought about it, but I don't want that kind of thing anymore. However, I don't know when it will start again. Maybe it will be easier to simply abandon all this, but I still don't want to do that anyway. Because without those guys, the journey would be so boring.