crack a joke

Make a joke 1:

1. Does the Chinese teacher arrange for the students? Not only that. And then what? Make sentences.

My father cheated me. Not only does my mother feel uneasy about being a housewife, but I also don't concentrate in class.

B: My father loves to grow flowers, not only orchids, but also campus flowers.

C: My father is rich, not only in dollars, euros, RMB, but also in paper money.

D: My test score is extremely low, which not only irritates my eyes, but also hurts my mouth and I don't want to eat!

2. Once the teacher was talking about the family genetic map, the teacher asked: If his daughter is sick, what is the probability that she will marry a normal man and have children?

Qiqi replied: it may be zero!

The teacher asked why!

He: Don't forget that there is a disease in the world called infertility!

Teacher: Get out! ! !

3, according to the student number, because the font of the roster is too small, when Wang Zhaohuai arrived, the old professor looked at it with a reading mirror for a while and asked: Hey, what kind of oversized cup is this?

That classmate peeked at the novel in class and was caught by the class teacher.

The class teacher picked up the novel and said to everyone? All the novels you read are the emperor's grandmother? ,

I didn't understand what it meant at the moment, but later my deskmate said that the emperor's grandmother was too empress dowager (too yellow and too thick)?

5. English female teachers:? Eyes, what is it?

Student:? I don't know?

English female teacher:? Look at what's on both sides of my nose.

Student:? Is it freckles?

6. I have a brother who is a doctor of medicine. When he came home for the Spring Festival, his brother stood behind him all the time. Then I asked my brother: Why are you standing in the back?

He said I wouldn't experience being a postdoctoral fellow.

7. My son is ten years old and is in the third grade of primary school. Do your homework one day, do you need it? For a while. . . For a while? Make sentences.

He made a sentence: I sing children's songs and dance for a while in class.

After reading it, I asked: Don't cheat children. You didn't go to art class. How can you sing and dance in class? You have to be realistic!

The son thought about it and added: I dozed off in class and played with toys.

Say to me when you are finished: I didn't lie this time!

8. We went to the hospital to visit our classmates who broke the football.

Before going to bed, his classmates asked him: Are you touched that so many of us came to see you together? ?

This guy said:? Dare not move, really dare not move, it hurts. . . ?

Teacher: Why did you pour a basin of water on Xiao Qiang's head?

Xiao Ming: He dripped water on my head before his clothes were wrung dry.

Teacher: Is it worth it to get back at him like this?

A: My father said that a drop of water is a reward when spring comes!

10, teacher:? Animals without teeth, you know?

A student asked:? People are animals, aren't they?

Teacher:? Yes ?

The student said:? My neighbor's wife Wang is a toothless animal. ?

Make a sentence joke 2:

Life loves to write wrong words, and always writes rest as drinking. He has a diary that says. The monitor instructed us to carry shit, and everyone worked hard. No one dared to take a sip. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back?

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew? (Instrument capacity)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer?

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? Will you get rich? (carcinogenic)

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit"?

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: Is the teacher curious? Whose anus is so big? (steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: Correct pronunciation. Will gladiolus cry?

My history teacher has long hair and shawls, is short, has a bad temper and is a little "chest"?

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

I consider myself a good student who is worried about his studies?

Teacher's comment: Are you worried? Failure. (excellent)

On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our direction?

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.

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