Humorous jokes about beautiful women

At the dinner party, rocket experts revealed to everyone, "Recently, we will send some mice to Mars." After saying his word, a beautiful woman interrupted him and said, "It's too expensive to kill mice like this!"

2. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked, "What's this, little friend?" The children said in unison, "Donkey!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the headmaster, "The children laugh at people." The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, "Why did you make the teacher cry?" Ah! And drew an ass on the blackboard! "

The daughter told her mother that her boyfriend committed suicide by taking sleeping pills because her mother opposed her falling in love with her boyfriend. Mother was shocked: "Suicide?" The daughter said, "Fortunately, he took the wrong medicine and didn't die." Mother said, "I told you long ago that he is so careless and careless that he can't achieve great things." You see, even this little thing is wrong, how can you entrust it for life? "

A woman walked into the post office, asked for an electronic newspaper, threw it away after writing it, asked for a second copy, and threw it away after writing it. After the third letter was written, she handed it to the operator and asked him to send it as soon as possible. After the woman left, the operator became interested in these three telegrams. The first page says: It's all over, and I never want to see you again. On the second page, it says: Stop calling and never see me again. The third part is: Take the nearest train and I'll wait for you.

A blonde got on the plane and sat in first class. The stewardess came to check in and told her, "Your ticket is in the coach class. You can't sit here." The woman said, "I am white and beautiful. I want to fly first class to Los Angeles. " The stewardess was helpless and had to report to the team leader. The team leader explained to the beauty, "I'm sorry!" You didn't buy a first-class ticket, you can only take a regular class. " "I'm white and beautiful. I want to fly first class to Los Angeles. " Beauty still repeats that sentence. The captain had no choice but to call the captain again. The captain leaned over and whispered a few words to the beauty, who immediately stood up and strode to the ordinary cabin. The stewardess was surprised and asked the captain what he said to the beautiful woman. The captain replied, "I told her that first class would not go to Los Angeles."

6. Two women met in the street. A said, "I received a subpoena from the court, saying that there is an important case for me to testify in court tomorrow." B asked, "Do you feel nervous?" A said, "I'm very nervous. I don't know what to wear. "