Urgent, please translate it into English!

"Hello, everyone, today I want to share a cold joke, I hope you will like it. I think this joke can also reflect the pain of boys in our school. One day, a female classmate was eating in the canteen, and suddenly a boy next to her leaned in and said, Hai, can I have a word with you? I haven't talked to a girl for a month.

Judging from your reaction, it seems that I am not qualified to tell jokes ... "

Haha, so I'm glad I have told you that this is a cold joke.

(P.S.: Haha, so I'm glad I told you this was a cold joke before. ) Good luck. .