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What is affectation?

If you want to know what "affectation" is, it's simple. As long as you look it up in the dictionary, you can get the most authoritative answer: deliberately making some unnatural expressions, gestures and emphasis. However, in today's entertainment circle, there are always some people who may say that they have a unique vision or may have aesthetic problems, but they would rather say "affectation" as "nature" and "nature" as "affectation", which is really puzzling.

"Super Girl" is really popular this year. Although it has expired now, the popularity of all super girls is still very high. Remember, Super Girl is so popular today, and Hunan Satellite TV has such high ratings today. The reason why Mengniu Yogurt sold * * * 700 million from last year1February to * * * 2.5 billion in August this year, in a word, without the brilliance left by Baby Zhang on the super girl stage last year, how could there be a scene of "ten thousand people skipping classes to participate in the super girl" this year, and "sour and sweet is me" became the highest selected song? Maybe, some people will say, What about An Youqi and Wang Ti? They are also champions and runners-up! I can tell you coldly: "An Youqi released an album after the game, which was very popular for some time. After a year, I heard that he had a fight with Jane Zhang, and nothing else! " ! And that's what Wang Ti has long since disappeared! "Who is playing for them? Ha ha! Ridiculous! They can't compare with Baby Zhang's current "super popularity".

A rising tide lifts all boats. With high popularity and more supporters, there will be more abuse-this is a reality that no artist can avoid. Although Baby Zhang is simply excellent and perfect, being in a dirty entertainment circle can't avoid being scolded by some people with lower quality. Among them, "affectation" is the most popular one about rhyme Such a naive, lovely, innocent and natural 15-year-old girl should bear such a stigma! Ridiculous! That's ridiculous!

What is real affectation? Please don't stop me, today, today, I must make it clear!

Of course, the brochure should be "super affectation+fake female voice"! First of all, I really think Jane Zhang is a very complicated person. Please put aside all the gossip and listen to me talk about her series of affectation and hypocrisy one by one.

I don't need to say more about the affectation of the brief in Dealing with People. As far as super girl is concerned, everyone knows, including bean jelly. The slogan of the top three in Chengdu has changed from "group cleanliness is Li" and "beauty" to "those who are" spring "and" cleanliness ".There should be no" beauty "in the future-I think, as far as Jane Zhang's nature is concerned, friends are her promotion. In that case, why get together with them like brothers at first, and then say to the camera, "We look after each other like sisters, and no one wants to leave!" "Why do they try to hide their inner joy when they are eliminated by themselves, look at them with melancholy and sentimental eyes, help each other, but ignore you? Jing Ying, I want to ask you, what are you doing when you play together? What are you thinking about? As far as your character is concerned, they are not your friends at all, but your opponents! Why are you pretending to be like this! Why say what you don't want to say and do what you don't want to do? This is the real affectation! Pretend! Don't be too tired, Yingying!

The affectation in Jane Zhang's singing. Perhaps, many people do not agree with this. They think that Jane Zhang's singing is very good and infectious. How could it be artificial? Yes! Jane Zhang's singing is really great! And the performance on the stage is also very good, very commendable! However, what is the highest level that a good song can achieve? -is to sing with the soul! Hum, many bean jelly will proudly say, "Haha, Jing Ying is the one who was called by the judges to sing with her soul!" " "Hum, you know what? Even Ke Yimin was ruined by your jelly PK. Which judge dare not say a good word about Jing Ying? What do you mean by singing with your soul? Like Jane Zhang? Don't! Listen! First of all, people who can sing with their souls must be people with good quality, inner cultivation and taste. And this is what Jane Zhang does not have! There is such a surprising thing about Jane Zhang's resume: Before joining Super Girl, Jing Ying sang "Cold Beauty" in a bar, which is a very authoritative news. Imagine what people will think after hearing the word "bar" today, and what will they think of the singers in the bar? Who thinks the singer in the bar is very connotative, quality and noble, and sings with his soul? Except those who watch too many Qiong Yao novels or soap operas. ) To put it bluntly, people who soak in bars all day are people who look elegant and rich, but have no cultivation and connotation, and they are walking dead! Jane Zhang is also like this! With this connotation, people pretend to be narcissistic and appreciate themselves on the stage, and sing the English song "No Tears in Argentina". I think she probably doesn't even know the meaning of the lyrics, let alone the artistic conception of this song, just like Chris Lee skipping the song about the slaughter of children! Hypocrisy. How hypocritical! Pretend! Too melodramatic!

Ji Minjia is the only opponent who can match Jane Zhang in singing and a master who can match Jane Zhang in affectation! Ji Minjia is obviously a man who pays great attention to results, hopes for flowers and applause, and is ambitious to win the championship. This eager player has participated in two super girl competitions. In the first competition, Ji Minjia unfortunately met three competitors-Baby Zhang, Yi Tingting and Wang Ti-in the final of Chengdu Singing Area. As a result, because SMS got the lowest number of votes, it was a fiasco. When she left the stage, she mercilessly left a message to the lovely and naive Baby Zhang: "I think the stage of Super Girl is simply a beauty contest! ! "Jia Min, I'm afraid you won't be satisfied until you win the championship. Tell you what! You also have shortcomings, you also have shortcomings, and the singer's stage image is also very important, do you understand? You take the champion too seriously! "A leopard cannot change his spots. You are still the same as last year. The players eliminated by others cried their eyes out. You want to cry, too You also want to cry in exchange for supporting SMS! But you just can't cry! Because of your hypocrisy and selfishness, you are affected, but you pretend to be the most affected, innocent and sympathetic, and say the same affected words on the PK platform more than once: "In fact, I hope to be eliminated! "I'm afraid I eliminated you before I let you enter the top five, and you will be amazing again. Jia Min, when I once enjoyed your sounds of nature, your affectation made me feel ashamed, disgusted and disgusting!

Don't say "super girl", let's talk about these artificial big-name stars in the entertainment circle!

Let's start with Cyndi Wang's affectation! I want to tell a joke first: an 80-year-old lady, with almost all her teeth missing, is skipping in the street, holding a box of Mengniu yogurt in her hand and singing loudly with a cane: "I like sour and sweet, this is the real me ... La ~ ~ ~ Growing up ~!" He also asked passers-by on the road, "Hey, am I cute?" I also know that the old lady is not insane. Then, there are only two possibilities: First, she is madly in love with Baby Zhang! Second, she is too pretentious! This joke may be a bit exaggerated. Cyndi Wang is a woman in her twenties, but no matter how she dresses, behaves and sings, she constantly wants to show how cute she is. A woman in her twenties still fantasizes that she is a beautiful teenage girl and dares to wear school clothes and honey, especially when she is doing a program called Happy 100 on Southeast TV, and she calls herself a "lovely girl" (she is a woman in her twenties! ), teach the audience to dance a lovely girl dance, every step and every movement is so artificial. Obviously, she is no longer a girl, but a mature woman. She can sing some lyric love songs to show her steady side, but why do you pretend to be so cute? Such a scene always reminds me of that old woman. Do some behaviors and actions that don't belong to you, say something that doesn't conform to your identity, and just pursue your own style blindly. This is also an extremely disgusting, disgusting and disgusting affectation!

Let's talk about JJ Lin's affectation. First of all, JJ Lin and Cyndi Wang have the same characteristics-cuteness! Unexpectedly, every time I saw him facing the camera, he deliberately showed his dimples and kept smiling. There is nothing wrong with smiling at the audience. However, JJ Lin, as a man, dressed like a big fat man and kept decorating and showing his cuteness, which was really a dirty and outrageous thing. Every time he appears, he will say, "Hello, I'm JJ from JJ Lin." When criticizing Xiangxiang for covering her own songs, she also said, "People are very unhappy!" It's creepy! In fact, he can be an absolute strength singer and impress all fans with his own voice. Instead of trying so hard to show yourself on the stage.

There is also the heroine Zhao Wei in the recently hit "Clouds in Beijing". I only watched less than half an episode of Clouds in Beijing. I can't watch it anymore because of Zhao Wei's affectation. I have also seen Princess Pearl played by Zhao Wei. It can be said that she is still a very pure actress with big eyes and can talk. When performing, she can naturally grasp the character and play it out. This is good! I just like Zhao Wei's naughty feeling when he plays the swallow. Very real, not artificial. However, after living in the entertainment circle for seven or eight years, it seems that Zhao Wei may not be as pure as before, and all kinds of reports about beating people with Japanese military flags and taking drugs can't return us a real swallow. The same is true of Clouds in Beijing. First of all, Zhao Wei has lost her former innocence and innocence. She has been in the entertainment circle for a long time, and she really plays a simple and honest Yao Mulan. Even though Zhao Wei's acting skills are very high and her performance is in place, people who know her can tell at a glance-affectation! Secondly, as far as Zhao Wei's personal qualities are concerned, he is far from Yao Mulan in the play. Even though Zhao Wei has recited and rehearsed her lines for countless times, this quality and connotation are expressed from the inside out. Zhao Wei's cultural quality level is similar to that of playing swallows. She can't reveal Yao Mulan's inner feelings in a natural way, so she can only express it by "affectation".

Let's talk about Baby Zhang again! Baby Zhang's cuteness is her nature, because she is only a girl of 16 years old, and this cuteness is her most natural and unique personality! Baby Zhang speaks with a coquetry and gentle tone, which is also the simplest and purest character of a little girl! After Super Girl, Han Yun released her own new songs. The songs in the new album are the songs that are most in line with her personality: "All the joys and sorrows are mine" is the most sincere monologue in the girl's heart, and "Singing if you want" is the spiritual sentiment of every teenager with dreams, including Han Yun's latest Christmas single "The Season I Miss Most", and it is also about how she became a star after leaving her parents, campus, teachers and classmates. What a girly song! Han Yun didn't deliberately imitate any singer and sing those old-fashioned love songs, but "sang my own songs and sang my personality!" Just like her own song. How rare! How natural, how can it be artificial?

"Sing your own songs, sing your own personality" is what Baby Zhang said. "Go your own way and let others talk!" This is what the famous poet Dante said. Just be yourself without affectation!