I would like to find some interesting jokes in Northeastern dialect, can you?

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Why can’t I understand these? Two!

Our little boy is called Shan Naomo Baozi. There is a family in the Baozi. Since the father and mother are closely related, the children they have are all called Ba Ji Hu Ba Teng. There are long old and old people, and there is a child among them.

Because I haven’t taken a shower and my body is tired, everyone responds to them and doesn’t like to talk to them.

When a stranger comes to the fort, they crowd around like strangers, staring at him with blurred eyes, and they want to ask them something. What, they couldn't answer it. It's really embarrassing for the people in our village.

The child’s father is very ill-educated and doesn’t give any of his children names, so he calls them Big Turtle Duzi, Second Turtle Duzi… in order of size.

When a few children were naughty, he would scold them as soon as he opened his mouth, and he would kill them and scold them for whatever was unpleasant. Even though you are uneducated, you still have a bad temper, and you are very unconvinced in front of others. You always feel like you are being slapped in the back. In fact, people don’t care about you, otherwise no one would treat you as a guest ( qie) Yeah!

When he comes home from outside, he always likes to wander around in the desert, and ends up chatting with his wife. His wife is sitting on the kang, playing Galaha and chatting with him. After finishing cooking, I went down to the ground to eat the rice in the pot. While eating the rice, I read the rice seedlings. I said that one of the strangers had dropped an old man on the tree trunk of his house that night. The old man in his family had it on his neck. He also has a dull head, maybe something bad will happen to him? The child's father said, "What are you doing chewing rice when you are free?" My wife was choked and deflated.

The big turtle fell in love with a guy, but he was so horny that he became a prostitute in a few days. He wrote with tears in his diary: There was once a love like Lanaha, which was placed in front of me, and I paid no attention to it until it was gone. I regretted it so much. It was the most evil and aggrieved thing in the world. That's all. If God gives me another chance, I will be happy to say to that girl: "I'm going to stop being stupid!" If I have to give this matter a whole year, I hope this year is - ten thousand years!

Er Turtle Duzi heard that he could make a lot of money by beating black men, so he bought a few bottles of good wine and went to the house of an experienced old hunter to become his apprentice. When he entered the room, he knelt down and said: Master, can you teach me how to do it?

The old man didn’t teach at first. As the saying goes: teach the apprentice and starve the master to death. Later, I couldn't stand it anymore. He came to complain every day, and he was quite good at making troubles, so my heart softened. He said to Er Turtle: My child, if you want to find a bear, you must first find a hole. The bigger the bear, the bigger the hole. If the hole is small, the big bear cannot hide. After you find the hole, throw a few rocks into it, which will make the bear inside anxious. You can hear it whining inside, and then you stand in front of the hole with a gun and wait. At this time, the black blind man will definitely be there. Get up and run out. You aim at the white hair on its chest and shoot it. The shot is accurate and it will never run away.

The turtle was very happy when he heard this. He knelt down and kowtowed to the old man again. It was agreed, uncle, I will go up the mountain to hunt bears now. If I can succeed this time, I will be the first to kill a bear. An old man who respects you. The old man was also very happy and said you can go ahead. The two turtles turned around and left.

After a few days, the old man waited for the two turtle calves on the left and the two turtle calves on the right, but he didn't come. He thought to himself that this guy is too ridiculous. Even if you can't hit the bear, you have to tell me. Son, you don’t take me as a master seriously. No, I have to go to his house to bury him.

When I arrived at Erbaoduzi’s house, I saw Erbaoduzi lying on the bed with bandages and a plaster on his body. I quickly asked: Erbaoduzi, what’s wrong with you? The second turtle calf said, "Oh, forget it, I was beaten by a bear." The old man said, why did it become like this? Didn't you follow the tricks I taught you? Erluoduzi said, I got it like this just by following the tricks you taught me.

The old man said, no, I have been fighting for many years and I have never missed a shot. Please tell me what is going on.

Erluo Duzi said, "Hey, uncle, I went up the mountain that day, picked the largest cave, threw a stone into it, and heard a whine inside, so I quickly stood in front of the cave and waited with my gun in hand."

The old man asked, has the bear come out?

Er Turtle Duzi said, the bear didn’t come out, so he came out to make a train. . . . . . . .