Funny talk about part-time job classics

Funny can also make people feel some kind of true meaning or philosophy of life in the laughter. Below are some of the classic funny stories I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

10 classic selections of funny quotes about part-time work

1. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

2. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

3. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

4. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet and wait until you get out. I learned everything when I was young.

5. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you

6. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but when you fall in love with someone starting from that moment.

7. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

8. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

9. When I see you, I lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

10. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

Classic funny stories about part-time work

1. Colleague: If your boss unfortunately slips and jumps off the building. And you can have a special function. What special function do you hope to have?

Me: I hope to go back in time.

Colleague: So caring?

Me: I want to read it twice more.

Colleagues. . .

2. I ran out of money again, so I asked my boss to borrow it. The lady boss said, "My boss is away on business for two days. Let's wait for him to come back." ?

I begged her: "I really have no money. I haven't seen my girlfriend for a few days. Please borrow the fulcrum first, and I will repay your kindness." . . ?

She said: ?How about this? You go to my house at night and I will get you some. ?

This. . . this. . . What is going on?!

3. One day when I went to work, my boss said to me: The world is so big, you don’t want to go and see it?

I was shocked! I thought, this Is this a new word for getting fired? I answered steadily: "Boss, you are my world!"

The boss smiled and said, "So, you don't want to go out?"

< p> I said righteously and sternly: "Don't worry, boss, the company is my home, and I won't go there!"

Leader: "That's great, we will arrange for everyone to travel abroad this time. Are you worried about the people left behind? Since you are not going, why don’t you stay behind!?

4. Last night, the manager had a fight with his wife. He was training us early this morning, but I saw him taking out his computer bag An induction cooker was taken out from inside. . .

5. I was secretly playing games at work, but my boss accidentally discovered it. He pointed at my computer and yelled: "Do you still have any sense of shame!"

I blushed. He made a face and said awkwardly: ?Actually, I didn’t want to choose a female role at the beginning!?

6. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes! < /p>

7. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future

8. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

9. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

10. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

11. If you hang out, you will get annoyed sooner or later.

12. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

13. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

14. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

15. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

16. The past is very profound, but it is not enough to stop the future.

17. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

18. Rather than messing around, rather than enduring, it’s better to be two or to soar.

19. It’s strange, you breathed in so much courage, but all you spit out are sighs.

20. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

21. Go your own way and let others take a taxi

22. Hard work will not lead to death! But I will not use myself to prove it

23. Love means making mistakes, and making mistakes again and again. When you stop being a bitch, a woman will come

24. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

25. Hey! I’m convinced. This early in the morning, I heard my mother yelling that a beautiful woman was looking for me, and I rushed out of the room without even wearing a coat and the girl was looking for me. Grandma smiled, I'm looking for you, it's time to eat.

26. Old people cannot be beaten, children cannot be beaten, women cannot be beaten, and men cannot be beaten to death.

27. The faintest star in the sky also has the right to strive for the most beautiful brightness.

28. Me: If two men pursue you at the same time, one is older and rich, and the other is young, handsome but has no money, who would you choose? Roommate: Father and son, I will choose The young and handsome one is not the father and son. I choose the rich one, and then I will support the young and handsome one?

29. You are not a cactus, so why do you have to be so strong.

30. I met a former colleague while shopping with my best friend. Chatted for a few words. She used to speak dialects, but this time she spoke to me in Mandarin with a weird accent. I want to laugh all the time. After she left, I couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. I even imitated her accent with my best friend. I laughed for a long time and found that she was waiting for the bus at the same stop as us? How embarrassing?

31. Is the thing that men like the most and the thing that keeps happening over and over again is having sex and running around?

32. Even if I am a toad, I will never marry a female toad. .

33. Search the title or protagonist of the movie you want to watch on Baidu, followed by torrent, and all you will find are torrents. I will tell you whether you can copy documents by adding wap in front of wenku in Baidu Wenku. I will tell you whether you can directly download videos by adding xia after youku on the Youku play page. I will tell you how to directly download videos by adding ?tid= after the potato video link. Can -1 skip the 45-second ad? Don't be ridiculous, how could I tell you!!

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35. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, give in three points. If they offend me again, I will eradicate the root cause.

36. Lei Feng did not leave his name when he did good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

37. Comment after seeing this: I went to the hospital today and saw a girl bringing sunflowers to accompany the boy. I think of the flower language of sunflowers: silent love. What a heartwarming scene? One person replied: Dude. You think wrong. It should be a simpler idea: Missing the day?

38. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen.

39. One minute of sadness means 60 seconds of happiness lost.

40. It is better to go to bed while watching TV than to lie in bed and watch TV.