What are the humorous jokes in 50 words?

Humor can help you solve interpersonal problems and coordinate the relationship between people of the same age or older people. Reading more jokes can help you be happy. Below I have collected some 50-word humorous jokes for you, take a look.

A selection of 50-character humorous jokes

1) A student who had just graduated from university came to Tianjin to apply for a job in a Sino-foreign joint venture. During the interview, the examiner asked: "Do you have any certificates? For example: English CET-4, CET-6, National Computer Level II and some other honorary certificates?" The student immediately replied: "No, but I have many admission tickets!" ”

2) There was a painter who could not tolerate students smoking in the studio during class. Once, a student secretly took out a cigarette and lit it while he was thinking hard, and he happened to see it. He walked over with a serious look and asked the student in a sarcastic tone: "What do you plan to use this magical pen to draw?" The student said in a hurry: "Yun, cloud! Mr. Professor."

< p> 3) The teacher was talking enthusiastically about African wild boars on the podium, but when he looked up, he found many students sleeping, so he said angrily: "You have to look at me! How can you know about African wild boars if you don't look at me? What does it look like?"

4) "While marking the test, the teacher found that a student explained the word like this: Years and months: The time was so long that the moon was exhausted. The teacher frowned. Soon he discovered Another student's answer: The Chinese New Year has taken so long that even the moon is tired."

5) The teacher assigned a composition topic "The Me After" in the fifth-grade composition class. Xiaomei, a girl in the class, wrote: ...The weather is nice today. I took my child to the park to play. I drove the luxury car that my husband bought for me, and I wore the limousine he just bought for me on my finger. I have a big diamond ring, and around my neck is a gold chain that he gave me just last month. I was walking in the park with my lovely child, and people looked at me with envy everywhere. Suddenly, a homeless old lady with a stinky body and mud on her face rushed out on the road. I took a closer look and realized, Oh my God! She turned out to be my Chinese teacher in the fifth grade of elementary school.

6) The mother and daughter took a taxi through the city center. The daughter caught a glimpse of some sexy women standing on the street corner, and asked her mother: "What are they doing?" "They are waiting for their husbands to have dinner together after get off work." The mother replied . "Oh my God!" the taxi driver couldn't help but interrupt, "Madam, you should tell the truth. They are prostitutes, waiting for clients to visit!" "Can prostitutes give birth to children?" the daughter asked her mother curiously. "Of course," my mother replied angrily, "otherwise, who would be the taxi driver?"

7) There was a man driving his girlfriend in a sports car. The woman got up and said to the man, "If you drive the car to 150, I will take off all my clothes." The man said, "What's the problem?" Then he stepped on the accelerator and drove to 180, and the woman turned out to be true. Just take off your clothes. Just then an accident happened and the car overturned. The man was stuck in the car and couldn't get out, so he asked his girlfriend to get help quickly. Woman: "But I don't have any clothes on!!" Man: "Then I'll lend you a shoe and you cover the important parts." So his girlfriend held on to her shoe and ran to the neighborhood to ask for help. She went to the gas station and out of breath told the guy at the gas station: "Hurry...hurry...save my...boyfriend, he...is stuck... It’s stuck in there and can’t come out!!”...

8) Before his son got married, his father embarrassedly taught him: When the time comes, it’s okay for you to be on top and she to be on the bottom. On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been changed into bunk beds.

9) Keane asked his girlfriend: "Am I the first man to propose to you?" "Yes, you are the first. Other men are straightforward and never sloppy. .

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10) That year, I went to the Canton Fair with a colleague. I was constantly harassed by young ladies on the phone in the hotel, which was very annoying. By chance, we found out the room number of the young lady who called us (probably It's like booking a room in a hotel and then using the extension to harass her), so we naturally found out the lady's extension number (many hotel extension numbers are arranged by room number), so one afternoon we were harassed again. "May I ask, Miss?" We were aggrieved after the refusal, so our colleague called back. The lady who answered the phone turned out to be the same lady. The colleague lowered his voice seriously and said, "May I ask, Sir?" I guess the lady has never encountered this before. In this situation, he paused for a few seconds and then said angrily: "Yes, I want your head!"...

11) At the school assembly, the dean of students made the final conclusion: "Anyway , I hope that no matter where you are, you must remember that you are students of this school. You must not smoke while walking, you are not allowed to wear shorts in the classroom, and you are not allowed to talk about indecent topics even in your own room. "Also, female students, if some pig boys pester you, don't pay attention to them." You have to ask yourselves, is it worth ruining your reputation for a lifetime just for an hour of happiness?" "Okay, are there any questions?" When the audience was silent, a delicate voice suddenly said: "Excuse me... what should I do to make it last for an hour?" When Wukong borrowed the banana fan from Princess Iron Fan, it happened to be the time when the Bull Demon King came back from work. He heard the following conversation at the door of the house: Wukong: " Sister-in-law, I'm inside you!" Princess Iron Fan: "Ah! No!!! Ah!!! It hurts!!! Don't move." Ah, please come out quickly!!! Ah. . . "Wukong: "Okay, I'm about to come out! Sister-in-law, please open your mouth!!!" Princess Iron Fan: "Ah..." The Bull Demon King heard this and left a divorce agreement at the door of his house. , left sadly.

12) On a spring night, a girl knocked on my door. I asked her who she was, but she shook her head and said nothing, but started to take off her clothes... ...After that, she would come on time every Wednesday, but she never said a word. A month later, the girl finally spoke: "Director x, can you give me a role?" I pointed to the floor and said: "Director x. My home is downstairs, dear!”

13) A young beauty was wearing a tight skirt and wanted to get on the bus. The skirt was too tight and she couldn’t lift her legs, so she couldn’t get in the bus, so she He secretly reached out and unbuttoned one button at the back, but it still couldn't go up, so he unbuttoned another one, but still couldn't go up, so he unbuttoned another one, but still couldn't go up. Then he saw a man behind him. The woman felt it, so she turned around and cursed at the man: "Rogue!" The man said aggrievedly: "I am a gangster? You unbuttoned the three buttons in front of me. Buttons, I didn’t even say a word, I only unbuttoned one of your buttons!”

Classic 50-word humorous joke

1) The mouse fell in love with the cat and sang: I love you , I love you just like a mouse loves rice. No matter how many winds and rains there are, I will still be with you. Cat: Don’t be vain, my mother said, falling in love without the purpose of getting married is just a hooligan!

2) Your lover should be someone who is as gentle as water and sweet as honey, your colleague should be someone who works hard and has no temper, and your friend should be someone who has a runny nose. So, my dear, it’s Chinese New Year, wipe your nose quickly and make it clean. Have a great New Year!

3) Napoleon: I can’t find the word “missed” in my dictionary

4) Eat watermelon to cool down the heat. Cucumber is good for beauty, winter melon is good for bowel cleansing and diuresis, and cantaloupe is the sweetest thing. You and they are the same family, why are you hiding underground? It turns out that you are sweet potato.

5) In order to spend money, you fall in love with it. In order to make money. Because making money is hard, you dare not spend money.

My friend, I know your difficulties, and I come here to wish you a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich!

6) My marriage proposal does not require any conditions, only a date time: not on a single day, not on double days. ; It doesn’t work on sunny days, it doesn’t rain, it doesn’t work on cloudy days; it doesn’t work on working days, it doesn’t work on holidays; it doesn’t work on the first day of the lunar month, it doesn’t work on the 15th day of the lunar month; it doesn’t work in spring and autumn, it doesn’t work in winter and summer; when will we meet, haha, do you understand?

7) Xiao Ling thought: This is easy to handle, just open another hole and let the water flow out. So, he used scissors to make another hole in the sole of the boot. If the water in the rain boots accumulates more and more.

8) The child came to his mother crying. The mother asked: What’s wrong, baby? Child: Dad accidentally hit his finger with a hammer. Mom: Then why are you crying? Child: Because I just laughed.

9) Cherish life--If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.

10) When I miss you, I don’t dare to call you, for fear of hearing your voice; the sad thing is, I always miss you, but I can’t always stop calling. So, I excitedly picked up my cell phone and dialed you, hello? Why isn’t it you? I’m dizzy! It turns out my cell phone is in arrears!

11) Once, when the bus was about to leave, a The woman wearing heavy makeup chased after me, Master, Master, don’t go, wait for me. Then the bus master suddenly said, I am in a hurry to reincarnate. The female demon quickly got out of the way, don’t miss my return home. It was a great time! Then he drove away in a hurry!

12) Three generations of grandfather and grandson went out fishing together. When the grandson saw his grandfather holding a fishing rod in a daze, he said to his father: Look at your dad there. Oh, so stupid! My father was very angry and said: You are talking nonsense, your dad is stupid!

13) Once I was sitting in the middle seat on a bus, and an old lady came up halfway. I immediately stood up and offered my seat to the old man. The old man said with a smile: "Thank you, please sit down. There are many empty seats behind me." When I turned around, all the seats behind me were empty. .

14) One day, I was taking a bus. When the bus started to move, a person under the bus ran after the bus, shouting as he ran: "Master, wait for me." The driver said, "Bajie." , we’ve arrived at the station ahead, I’ll wait for you there.”

15) What you earn is paper and what you use is money. There will always be such sorrow in life! I advise my friends, don’t be pessimistic. There is more money but less money. Be optimistic. As long as you work hard, you will be the most brilliant. Blessings My friend, may you have a safe life, and money will always flow around you!

50-word humorous joke collection

1) If one day, you meet your ex-lover and TA on the street Please don't feel sad when you are with your new love! Someone said: "Because our mother has taught us since we were young to donate old toys to people who are less fortunate than ourselves..."

2) Today, Princess After kissing the frog, the frog turned into a prince. The prince knelt down on one knee and said to the princess: "Thank you for saving my beautiful and kind princess. I have another wish." The princess blushed: "Just tell me, I will satisfy it." Your request." Then the prince took out another frog from his pocket. . . Another one. . . Frog￣

3) Set up a shed to sell embroidery needles - the business is not big, but the shelf is not small.

4) If you have a lot of homework, you can play cards with paper papers: "I'm good at maths", "I'm good at three Chinese languages", "I'm good at comprehensive science!" "I'm sorry", "I'm sorry", "I'm sorry ""Three English, I ran away first"

5) The hardest thing in the world is not diamond, but Conan's life! He can't be killed by an explosion, drowned by the sea, burned by fire, or hit by a train. He will not die from a sharp knife, from being choked by thick smoke, from falling from a high altitude, from squeezing his neck, from being drunk, from being poisoned by poison, from a plane crash, from gas poisoning, from being beaten, from being shot by a machine gun, from freezing in an avalanche. Immortal... In short, Conan is immortal!

6) My router is broken. Now it turns into route crying.

7) Wearing two pieces of clothing to go out, I experienced a 360-degree three-dimensional wind, lowering my head to shoot into the sky, raising my head to have a mushroom head, slanting bangs left and right, turning a little to get 28, and then turning At one o'clock, it's 37, turning left to punk, right to left punk, and turning to a quasi-punk. This style is really all-round and multi-layered. I was blown away by all kinds of roars...

8) I I always thought you were blinding a cow, but it turns out you were blinding a human being.

9) Wearing two clothes to go out, I experienced a 360-degree three-dimensional wind. I lowered my head to shoot into the sky, raised my head to have a mushroom head, and slanted bangs left and right. Turn it a little to get 28, and then turn it again. At one o'clock, it's 37, turning left to punk, right to left punk, and turning to a quasi-punk. This style is really all-round and multi-layered, and I was blown away by all kinds of roars...

10) " I bet I can make you forget that you're gay right now!" "But I'm not gay." "Look!"

11) Yesterday, my friend invited me to eat hot pot in his dormitory. After entering, I saw a group of young men gathered around a large washbasin with various hot pot ingredients and vegetables! There were also plugs in the washbasin that heated up quickly! Should I admire your creativity or your courage!